Fruit loop

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I'm not sure what possessed me.

But here I am high on sugar, tired, supposed to be asleep but instead writing an epically weird oneshot inspired by bananas.


It will be up on Sunday evening at the latest. 
Well, Enjoy. 

 

 

Foreword

 

 

 

 

....Donghae was cradling the banana in his arms, protecting it boldly like a mother wolf protecting her cubs. When Hyukjae drew closer, Donghae’s eyes flashed towards him for a second before he let out a feral growl to warn the man to back off. He smirked with satisfaction as he saw that the dancer shy away in fear.

Honestly it was more from shock over what a nutjob his boyfriend turned out to be, then from any real fear. Hyukjae did not mind Donghae growling, on the contrary. He loved it!

Obviously first and foremost in bed, but still...

 

Deciding against intervening with mother nature, Hyukjae just stood there, a safe distance away from the spectacle and watched his bedmate crooning, what he swore was the “three bears” song, to the yellow fruit....

 

 

 

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K_Y_Chae_Y #1
Chapter 1: If this is what sugar does to people, I think I know why Super Junior pegs Donghae as the hyper inattentive five year old who can't wrap his head around complex thoughts. And I also think that Donghae should lay off the sugar before someone in Super Junior coughhyukjaecough has a mental breakdown while trying to deal with more of his brilliant ideas.
All that nonsense aside, THIS IS EPIC OMG, I SWEAR, I WILL DIE FROM LAUGHING.
HanBaram #2
Chapter 1: Mworago. Ahahahhahahahaha
sophieness #3
Chapter 1: SO MANY classic lines in this! And I applaud you for the use of the word 'quipped' because it's a fantastic word and you used it perfectly ^_^
35pandora #4
Chapter 1: This, this was epic crack. If you wrote this on a sugar, I demand you eat more sugar immediately.
park_jinchan #5
Chapter 1: i really really wish this didnt happen,, but no offense donghae, this isnt actually far from reality,, XD oh gosh i almost went bat crazy while reading this fic,, XD
Aftan6 #6
Chapter 1: Lol !!!! Goodness !!!! The beloved idiots !!!!
sarangeunhae #7
Chapter 1: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CANT ____ING BREATHE HAWP
"HE BROKE MY BOYFRIEND" WHAT IS HE HYUKJAE?? A TOY? LOL
anyway i loved it :3
dinocheeese #8
Chapter 1: this was...amusing hahaha really enjoyed it tho, thanks for sharing!:-)
ismary666 #9
Chapter 1: We blame of the cocacola then, XDDDDDDDDDD I like it,
I ask, DH couldn´t be more cuteness?, poor EH, he was left without banana and consoling his beloved boyfriend ^___^
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