Spudgy is Jealous. For the past two weeks, Simon and Martina have been ignoring him and have been spending more time with Dr. Meemersworth instead. It was unacceptable. Spudgy was a dog, and not just any dog; he was a Pekingnese puppy. He craved attention and belly touches and his owners weren't giving him any. So, he decides to hatch a plan. And not just any plan; he decides to give Simon more ranch than he's allowed in one sitting; exactly two bottles. And that, my friend, is two bottles too much.

Martina is Worried. For the past two weeks, Spudgy has been acting strange. He's been eating less and always fought with Dr. Meemersworth over the most smallest things. Martina wonders what's wrong with him and is horrified when she learns that Simon got a hold of two jumbo sized bottles of ranch. Now he's gone on a hyper-active-ranch-dressing-craze rampage. Will she be able to stop the horrible ranch-loving monster that has been created out of her husband?

Simon is... Simon. He loves to roll down his y windows, touch himself, rub his bananas, and of course eat ranch. So when he finds to large bottles of his favorite dressing practically waiting for him, he is absolutely delighted. He gulps all of it down in under two minutes. After that, his ranch-loving inner self takes over and he literally goes kerayzee.

Dr. Meemers is... Unavailable. Currently busy and grooming himself, please leave a message after the meow.

Cameo Appearances From: T.O.P. and Seungri of Big Bang, Kevin Woo of U-Kiss... uh, I'll update this thing once the people appear in the actual story, okay? Okay.