Why Wu Fan Never Bottoms

Description

Xiumin and Kris have some bromance time with lots of beer and end up discussing their lives.

 

I'm so ing sorry I don't know why I wrote this it's totally Salla's fault. OTL

Foreword

Kris doesn't know how he ended up like this – sprawled on the couch, legs tangled with Xiumin's, a beer in his hand as they stare at some dull chinese movie with vampires and kung fu and bad special effects.

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Demitria_Teague #1
Chapter 1: That's freaking hilarious.
taoziipeaches #2
Chapter 1: it's 2am and I'm trying my best not to laugh
Lovexiu16 #3
Chapter 1: This is helerious. My stomach hurts.
Wow Minseok. Haha too funny.
I doubt he'll ever want to bottom again. Cucumber. Reminds me of that dog in roommate. Hahahaaa omy gosh.
Yehet_HUNHAN11 #4
Chapter 1: HOLY DANG!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT CUCUMBER THOO!! OMG!!!!!!
Tykkii #5
Chapter 1: OMG HAHAHAHAHA I burst out laughing and I kinda died and everyone was like : WTF is she crazy.
I kinda was like: oh that cucumber
I got judged but holy that was worth it.
OhKayeFine #6
Chapter 1: oh my gad i can't laugh out loud right now cause my mother and father are both at my back !!! WTH !!! i might look constipated right now !!! OH MY GHAD !! THIS IS BEYOND GOLD !!! HAHAHAHAHAHA XD.. OH MY GHAD OH MY GHAD !!! HAHAHAHA XD
nekostarfire #7
Chapter 1: Im at work in the office and omg this is gold!!! i have tears coming from my eyes lmao my boss just looked at me weird!
crackyeol #8
Chapter 1: FML I SCREECHED SO LOUDLY I CAN'T
kyseobie #9
Chapter 1: OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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