5. It’s the first time someone can touch you with their feet and you don’t feel the urge to vomit.

From Lu-Bear: Sehun.

From Oh Baby: What?

From Lu-Bear: Stop.

From Oh Baby: Why?

From Lu-Bear: You're such a child, I swear.

From Oh Baby: I didn't know you were into that...

From Oh Baby: ...Daddy

From Lu-Bear: OH GOD

From Lu-Bear: Seriously tho...STOP

From Oh Baby: Why???

From Lu-Bear: It tickles ok?!

From Oh Baby: ...

From Oh Baby: But hyung says playing footsie is romantic!

From Lu-Bear: Which one?

From Oh Baby: Not tell—Ouch! CHANYEOL

From Lu-Bear: I'll kill him.

From Oh Baby: You pinched me!!

From Lu-Bear: You were the one with your feet ALL OVER ME

From Oh Baby: It's because feet are y.

From Lu-Bear: Wtf?! Feet are the actual grossest!

From Oh Baby: But you only said it tickles!

From Lu-Bear: ...

From Lu-Bear: ......

From Lu-Bear: Stop pouting like that. Yours are fine, I guess.

From Oh Baby: It's cause they're y right?

From Lu-Bear: No wa—OH MY GOD

From Lu-Bear: OH SEHUN

From Lu-Bear: STAHHHHHHHPPP

From Oh Baby: But I didn't even use my feet that time... kekeke

From Lu-Bear: Shoes are feet too!!

From Oh Baby: I don't get you sometimes, Lu.

This was written and sent from Sehun to his boyfriend via text, despite their close proximity as seated across from one another at a table in the library. Luhan glanced up from his phone when Sehun ran his foot up from the elder's ankle to his knee again, so Luhan kicked out hard, hitting the soft flesh of his boyfriend's thigh with a satisfyingly muffled thud.

He grinned widely until he realized he hadn't hit thigh at all, actually, and though it was weeks before Luhan and Sehun could resume any real sort of fun, Luhan never suffered through the tickling torture of footsies again. In other words, he figured it was worth it.

Sehun, though, would probably disagree.