SCANDAL #3
SCANDAL ROLEPLAY - ARCHIVELooks like EXO’s Luhan has once more pulled the wool over our eyes when I caught him on a date. The mystery woman who I soon found to be After School’s Im Jinah was all over him from the beginning, and most of us would think Luhan was the conservative one, but I guess we caught another in the act. Meeting at the theatre, Nana had her arms at his waist, lips on his cheek. With the awkward nickname for this female Nannie coming out from the male’s mouth, most would have cringed at first. However, the beautiful damsel pulled his face close, unfortunately whispering something I was not able to catch. What I did get on tape for all you viewers was our little Luhan macking on the woman’s ear and almost pressing a kiss onto her lips. Control yourself, Luhan, it’s a movie theatre for cryin out loud! I know SM Entertainment has been labeled as ually frustrated artists, but come on. The lights weren’t even dimmed, have some consideration for younger members of the audience. If anything, we can say the poor guy wasn’t getting a thing from Nana who only said, "The lights haven't dimmed yet~" Oh, so was the real show going to begin now?
Well, holy , yeah it did. I’m surprised the two managed to not be removed from the theatre, publicly shamed, or arrested. Oh wait, I’m doing the second one, right? Having to watch Im Jinah get onto Lu Han’s lap and wrapping those smooth legs around his waist must have been a ert’s dream. The second the lights were off, the o began. It was lips, tongue, and all from there on out. I didn’t even want to report on the rest because you know what? I don’t think we all need to know what happened next. Let’s just say, I wasn’t the only one leaving the barely dimmed theatre with my ears covered and mouthwash for my eyes. Seems like idols are losing their common sense these days and thinking they can get away with such indecent acts on a daily basis in public.
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Which reminds me, Luhan was caught twice, the second time grinding up and down his dongsaeng, Byun Baekhyun, at the club? It’s funny to watch at this point. The two were speaking casually, calling each other “Honey~” and little pet names similar, and then bam, they were grinding it out on the dance floor. Kisses, hickeys, and moans, you don’t even want to know the begging lines I heard. Well, maybe you do.
From the looks of it, we’ve got two more SM idols I label as SF; ually frustrated. And let me tell you, that’s not going to do well for the company’s value that has already diminished with investors since my last article.
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