The Scale + special guest Krystal (f(x))
The English Kpop Artists Chat~This was originally supposed to have Kris in it but I couldn't think of what he would say so I made it have Krystal instead. poor Eric lol I will have one with Kris in it within the near future though, I promise
| Yoon da Man started a conversation with #plailee, Bradskee, Luving Woo, and Mr.Dr.Sir. |
| Yoon da Man named the conversation “Eric’s Wonderland” |
Mr.Dr.Sir.: I thought we agreed Amber was starting the first conversation with the group
Yoon da Man: she 2 buzy
Luving Woo: wut
Bradskee: you can name conversations?
Yoon da Man: ha u l8
Mr.Dr.Sir.: Eric don’t
#plailee: ^^ yeah Brad you weren’t there for the revelation
Bradskee: how rude not to invite me
Yoon da Man: you would’ve ↵ anyway
Mr.Dr.Sir.: true
Bradskee: well still
Yoon da Man: who currs
#plailee: speak in English Eric not Annoying
Luving Woo: but its his first language ^^
Mr.Dr.Sir.: and I’m pretty fluent in it too
Yoon da Man: don’t be meen :c
Bradskee: there’s no good side to textspeak other than using less characters
Yoon da Man: so?
#plailee: its a good point
Luving Woo: Eric is officially declared 1,000 on the dumb scale
Yoon da Man: still behind Peniel :3
Bradskee: everybody’s behind Peniel
Mr.Dr.Sir.: hey!
#plailee: we all know it’s true
Yoon da Man: ↳!
Bradskee: stop that seriously
Yoon da Man: but its fun
Mr.Dr.Sir.: pls
Luving Woo: yes please stop
Yoon da Man: Y should I listen 2u?
#plailee: I can’t believe I’m saying this but
#plailee: because I’m your “girlfriend” -rolls eyes-
Mr.Dr.Sir.: yeah listen to your soulmate!
Luving Woo: your boo :*
Yoon da Man: hm 5b
Bradskee: five-b?
Mr.Dr.Sir.: maybe I’m not as fluent as I thought in Annoying cuz I don’t understand it either
Luving Woo: ??
Yoon da Man: use ur tiny mindz 2 figure it out
#plailee: guys it’s maybe
Bradskee: oh
Mr.Dr.Sir.: ohh cuz of the 5th month being may and be oh
Luving Woo: for figuring it out all by himself Peniel loses one dumb point
Mr.Dr.Sir.: yeah! only 9,999 to go!
Bradskee: you’ll get there someday kid -pats shoulder-
Yoon da Man: u guise r so dum
#plailee: says the one using textspeak
Luving Woo: ^^^^^
Mr.Dr.Sir.: burrnn~
Yoon da Man: shut ur mouth
Mr.Dr.Sir.: never
Bradskee: will you two stop and just be friendly for once
Yoon da Man: I am w/ cameras around
Mr.Dr.Sir.: this is friendly
#plailee: sorry to say Brad but this is who they are
Bradskee: I move to Korea and make these type of friends
Bradskee: how downhill my life has become
Luving Woo: sorry buddy -pats-
#plailee: that’s the same thoughts we all have
Yoon da Man: except Ambs, she has soo many friends
Mr.Dr.Sir.: omg coherent English
Yoon da Man: there was nothing 2 shrnten
#plailee: does getting rid of the “o” really help your life
Bradskee: ^^ literally
Yoon da Man: ur just jealous
Luving Woo: I know what would make him stop
Yoon da Man: wut
Mr.Dr.Sir.: ^^^
Luving Woo: his secret lover Jung Soojung
#plailee: so apparently Eric and Krystal are cheating? lol
Yoon da Man: fine w/ me
Mr.Dr.Sir.: it’s a confusing love quadrilateral Amy
Bradskee: Kevin Peniel used a big word that deserves minus one more dumb point
Luving Woo: it does! good job Peniel!
Yoon da Man: thats the most he’s subtracted in the last 4yrs
Mr.Dr.Sir.: wow thanks
#plailee: impressive
| Luving Woo invited Jung Soju-NG to the conversation |
Mr.Dr.Sir.: your display name gives me life
Jung Soju-NG: haha thanks, Sica changed it for me
#plailee: why hello there Krystal!
Bradskee: hi
Jung Soju-NG: hi guys, Amber told me to avoid Eric if I was invited ?? is he here or
Luving Woo: hahaha he is so follow her advice
Yoon da Man: hi Krystal! don’t listen to Amber, she’s a liar
Jung Soju-NG: I’m not sure why she told me to avoid you but I’m sure it was a good reason
#plailee: it was ^^
Mr.Dr.Sir.: he’s your sasaeng
Yoon da Man: I am not!
Luving Woo: Eric admit it
Bradskee: I may have made these type of friends
Bradskee: but at least the conversations don’t get boring
Jung Soju-NG: not a sasaeng!
#plailee: sadly yes he is
Yoon da Man: -.- do you really believe that
| Jung Soju-NG has successfully blocked Yoon da Man |
Mr.Dr.Sir.: hahahaha my life has been made
Jung Soju-NG: might as well avoid him all the way right?
#plailee: girl power!
Mr.Dr.Sir.: good choice Krystal
Bradskee: haha funny how it’s always Eric to be blocked
Yoon da Man: you guys ruin my life
Luving Woo: I was born for that mere purpose
Mr.Dr.Sir.: the truth is revealed!
Jung Soju-NG: what truth?
#plailee: that we were born to ruin Eric’s life
Bradskee: I wasn’t born for it, when I’m not busy it’s my side job
Bradskee: I pay myself for it
Luving Woo: I can’t tell whether that’s sad or just odd
Bradskee: well that didn’t come out as hoped
Jung Soju-NG: lol what
#plailee: Brad is mature and confusing, Eric and Peniel are dumb geniuses, Kevin is Kevin, I’m the awesome one, and you know Amber
Mr.Dr.Sir.: sounds accurrate
Jung Soju-NG: thanks for the introduction ha
Yoon da Man: I’m just genius, no dumb
Luving Woo: says the one who was using textspeak before
Bradskee: ^^ just from that your IQ dropped by some levels
#plailee: if you’re not dumb then Peniel has turned -10 on the scale
Yoon da Man: that’s quite a comparison
Jung Soju-NG: what scale?
Luving Woo: the dumb scale
Bradskee: it’s our way to blackmail each other..sort of
#plailee: it’s a special thing
Jung Soju-NG: ah, what would I be on that scale?
Yoon da Man: -1,000,000
Luving Woo: that’s too farfetched Eric
Bradskee: yeah, be realistic
Jung Soju-NG: lol what number did he give me
#plailee: negative a million
Jung Soju-NG: omg I’m not a genius Eric
#plailee: honestly I’d give you a 150 if the largest number is infinity
Jung Soju-NG: if the largest was infinity I’d be at least 200 I think
Bradskee: I say 54 but I don’t know you that well
Luving Woo: yeah I guess 97
Mr.Dr.Sir.: I think 10
Yoon da Man: fine 10 I guess
Jung Soju-NG: you guys are too generous
Jung Soju-NG: I’m pretty dumb
Luving Woo: not nearly as much as any of us here
#plailee: maybe a little more than me though
Mr.Dr.Sir.: Ailee be nice to our guest!
Bradskee: that’s what she said to your when Min came
Bradskee: you didn’t listen
Yoon da Man: that’s different, this is Krystal!
Mr.Dr.Sir.: yeah
Jung Soju-NG: what did he say?
#plailee: that it’s different for you
Jung Soju-NG: ah I don’t want to be treated differently
Yoon da Man: so modest ♡ so beautiful ♡ perfect ♡
Yoon da Man: why did Amber take her
Mr.Dr.Sir.: lol if only she could see that
Bradskee: -gags- Eric just because you’re blocked doesn’t give you that privilege
#plailee: oh how I wish Amber was here
Jung Soju-NG: she’s sitting across the room from me hehe
| Jung Soju-NG invited Llama Liu to the conversation |
Llama Liu: Krystal what are doing here
Jung Soju-NG: talking
Llama Liu: we have to go in 10 minutes tho
Jung Soju-NG: i know :c
Mr.Dr.Sir.: how sad :`(
Yoon da Man: noo I want to actually talk to her!
#plailee: ain’t happenin’ sasaeng
Llama Liu: good, you’re listening
Jung Soju-NG: of course!
Bradskee: let him say one thing at least
Mr.Dr.Sir.: no, torture him
Luving Woo: ^^^^^^^
Jung Soju-NG: fine with me
Llama Liu: ok, go ahead
| Jung Soju-NG has successfully unblocked Yoon da Man |
#plailee: spit it out
Yoon da Man: uhm omg
Yoon da Man: idk hi Krystal you’re really cool and we should actually talk sometime
Yoon da Man: I’m cool too so we can be friends
Llama Liu: k bye
Jung Soju-NG: I’ll see what I can do
| Llama Liu has left the conversation |
Jung Soju-NG: bye!
| Jung Soju-NG has left the conversation |
Bradskee: well that was fun
Yoon da Man: - explodes of embarrassment-
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