The Scale + special guest Krystal (f(x))

The English Kpop Artists Chat~

This was originally supposed to have Kris in it but I couldn't think of what he would say so I made it have Krystal instead. poor Eric lol I will have one with Kris in it within the near future though, I promise


| Yoon da Man started a conversation with #plailee, Bradskee, Luving Woo, and Mr.Dr.Sir. |

 

| Yoon da Man named the conversation Eric’s Wonderland|
 

Mr.Dr.Sir.: I thought we agreed Amber was starting the first conversation with the group

 

Yoon da Man: she 2 buzy

 

Luving Woo: wut

 

Bradskee: you can name conversations?


Yoon da Man: ha u l8

 

Mr.Dr.Sir.: Eric don’t

 

#plailee: ^^ yeah Brad you weren’t there for the revelation

 

Bradskee: how rude not to invite me

 

Yoon da Man: you would’ve ↵ anyway

 

Mr.Dr.Sir.: true

 

Bradskee: well still

 

Yoon da Man: who currs

 

#plailee: speak in English Eric not Annoying

 

Luving Woo: but its his first language ^^

 

Mr.Dr.Sir.: and I’m pretty fluent in it too

 

Yoon da Man: don’t be meen :c

 

Bradskee: there’s no good side to textspeak other than using less characters

 

Yoon da Man: so?

 

#plailee: its a good point

 

Luving Woo: Eric is officially declared 1,000 on the dumb scale

 

Yoon da Man: still behind Peniel :3

 

Bradskee: everybody’s behind Peniel

 

Mr.Dr.Sir.: hey!

 

#plailee: we all know it’s true

 

Yoon da Man: ↳!

 

Bradskee: stop that seriously

 

Yoon da Man: but its fun

 

Mr.Dr.Sir.: pls

 

Luving Woo: yes please stop

 

Yoon da Man: Y should I listen 2u?

 

#plailee: I can’t believe I’m saying this but

 

#plailee: because I’m your “girlfriend” -rolls eyes-

 

Mr.Dr.Sir.: yeah listen to your soulmate!

 

Luving Woo: your boo :*

 

Yoon da Man: hm 5b

 

Bradskee: five-b?

 

Mr.Dr.Sir.: maybe I’m not as fluent as I thought in Annoying cuz I don’t understand it either

 

Luving Woo: ??

Yoon da Man: use ur tiny mindz 2 figure it out

 

#plailee: guys it’s maybe

 

Bradskee: oh

 

Mr.Dr.Sir.: ohh cuz of the 5th month being may and be oh

 

Luving Woo: for figuring it out all by himself Peniel loses one dumb point

 

Mr.Dr.Sir.: yeah! only 9,999 to go!

 

Bradskee: you’ll get there someday kid -pats shoulder-

 

Yoon da Man: u guise r so dum

 

#plailee: says the one using textspeak

 

Luving Woo: ^^^^^

 

Mr.Dr.Sir.: burrnn~

 

Yoon da Man: shut ur mouth

 

Mr.Dr.Sir.: never

 

Bradskee: will you two stop and just be friendly for once

 

Yoon da Man: I am w/ cameras around

 

Mr.Dr.Sir.: this is friendly

 

#plailee: sorry to say Brad but this is who they are

 

Bradskee: I move to Korea and make these type of friends

 

Bradskee: how downhill my life has become

 

Luving Woo: sorry buddy -pats-

 

#plailee: that’s the same thoughts we all have

 

Yoon da Man: except Ambs, she has soo many friends

 

Mr.Dr.Sir.: omg coherent English

 

Yoon da Man: there was nothing 2 shrnten

 

#plailee: does getting rid of the “o” really help your life

 

Bradskee: ^^ literally

 

Yoon da Man: ur just jealous

 

Luving Woo: I know what would make him stop

 

Yoon da Man: wut

 

Mr.Dr.Sir.: ^^^

 

Luving Woo: his secret lover Jung Soojung

 

#plailee: so apparently Eric and Krystal are cheating? lol

 

Yoon da Man: fine w/ me

 

Mr.Dr.Sir.: it’s a confusing love quadrilateral Amy

 

Bradskee: Kevin Peniel used a big word that deserves minus one more dumb point

 

Luving Woo: it does! good job Peniel!

 

Yoon da Man: thats the most he’s subtracted in the last 4yrs

 

Mr.Dr.Sir.: wow thanks

 

#plailee: impressive

 

| Luving Woo invited Jung Soju-NG to the conversation |

 

Mr.Dr.Sir.: your display name gives me life

 

Jung Soju-NG: haha thanks, Sica changed it for me

 

#plailee: why hello there Krystal!

 

Bradskee: hi

 

Jung Soju-NG: hi guys, Amber told me to avoid Eric if I was invited ?? is he here or

 

Luving Woo: hahaha he is so follow her advice

 

Yoon da Man: hi Krystal! don’t listen to Amber, she’s a liar

 

Jung Soju-NG: I’m not sure why she told me to avoid you but I’m sure it was a good reason

 

#plailee: it was ^^

 

Mr.Dr.Sir.: he’s your sasaeng

 

Yoon da Man: I am not!

 

Luving Woo: Eric admit it

 

Bradskee: I may have made these type of friends

 

Bradskee: but at least the conversations don’t get boring

 

Jung Soju-NG: not a sasaeng!

 

#plailee: sadly yes he is

 

Yoon da Man: -.- do you really believe that

 

| Jung Soju-NG has successfully blocked Yoon da Man |

 

Mr.Dr.Sir.: hahahaha my life has been made

 

Jung Soju-NG: might as well avoid him all the way right?


#plailee: girl power!

 

Mr.Dr.Sir.: good choice Krystal

 

Bradskee: haha funny how it’s always Eric to be blocked

 

Yoon da Man: you guys ruin my life

 

Luving Woo: I was born for that mere purpose

 

Mr.Dr.Sir.: the truth is revealed!

 

Jung Soju-NG: what truth?

 

#plailee: that we were born to ruin Eric’s life

 

Bradskee: I wasn’t born for it, when I’m not busy it’s my side job

 

Bradskee: I pay myself for it

 

Luving Woo: I can’t tell whether that’s sad or just odd

 

Bradskee: well that didn’t come out as hoped

 

Jung Soju-NG: lol what

 

#plailee: Brad is mature and confusing, Eric and Peniel are dumb geniuses, Kevin is Kevin, I’m the awesome one, and you know Amber

 

Mr.Dr.Sir.: sounds accurrate

 

Jung Soju-NG: thanks for the introduction ha

 

Yoon da Man: I’m just genius, no dumb

 

Luving Woo: says the one who was using textspeak before

 

Bradskee: ^^ just from that your IQ dropped by some levels

 

#plailee: if you’re not dumb then Peniel has turned -10 on the scale

 

Yoon da Man: that’s quite a comparison

 

Jung Soju-NG: what scale?

 

Luving Woo: the dumb scale

 

Bradskee: it’s our way to blackmail each other..sort of

 

#plailee: it’s a special thing

 

Jung Soju-NG: ah, what would I be on that scale?


Yoon da Man: -1,000,000

 

Luving Woo: that’s too farfetched Eric

 

Bradskee: yeah, be realistic

 

Jung Soju-NG: lol what number did he give me

 

#plailee: negative a million

 

Jung Soju-NG: omg I’m not a genius Eric

 

#plailee: honestly I’d give you a 150 if the largest number is infinity

 

Jung Soju-NG: if the largest was infinity I’d be at least 200 I think

 

Bradskee: I say 54 but I don’t know you that well

 

Luving Woo: yeah I guess 97

 

Mr.Dr.Sir.: I think 10

 

Yoon da Man: fine 10 I guess

 

Jung Soju-NG: you guys are too generous

 

Jung Soju-NG: I’m pretty dumb

 

Luving Woo: not nearly as much as any of us here

 

#plailee: maybe a little more than me though

 

Mr.Dr.Sir.: Ailee be nice to our guest!

 

Bradskee: that’s what she said to your when Min came

 

Bradskee: you didn’t listen

 

Yoon da Man: that’s different, this is Krystal!

 

Mr.Dr.Sir.: yeah

 

Jung Soju-NG: what did he say?


#plailee: that it’s different for you

 

Jung Soju-NG: ah I don’t want to be treated differently

 

Yoon da Man: so modest ♡ so beautiful ♡ perfect ♡

 

Yoon da Man: why did Amber take her

 

Mr.Dr.Sir.: lol if only she could see that

 

Bradskee: -gags- Eric just because you’re blocked doesn’t give you that privilege

 

#plailee: oh how I wish Amber was here

 

Jung Soju-NG: she’s sitting across the room from me hehe

 

| Jung Soju-NG invited Llama Liu to the conversation |

 

Llama Liu: Krystal what are doing here

 

Jung Soju-NG: talking

 

Llama Liu: we have to go in 10 minutes tho

 

Jung Soju-NG: i know :c

 

Mr.Dr.Sir.: how sad :`(

 

Yoon da Man: noo I want to actually talk to her!

 

#plailee: ain’t happenin’ sasaeng

 

Llama Liu: good, you’re listening

 

Jung Soju-NG: of course!

 

Bradskee: let him say one thing at least

 

Mr.Dr.Sir.: no, torture him

 

Luving Woo: ^^^^^^^

 

Jung Soju-NG: fine with me

 

Llama Liu: ok, go ahead

 

| Jung Soju-NG has successfully unblocked Yoon da Man |

 

#plailee: spit it out

 

Yoon da Man: uhm omg

 

Yoon da Man: idk hi Krystal you’re really cool and we should actually talk sometime 

 

Yoon da Man: I’m cool too so we can be friends

 

Llama Liu: k bye

 

Jung Soju-NG: I’ll see what I can do

 

| Llama Liu has left the conversation |

 

Jung Soju-NG: bye!

 

| Jung Soju-NG has left the conversation |

 

Bradskee: well that was fun

 

Yoon da Man: - explodes of embarrassment- 

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minion27
212 streak #1
Chapter 34: This english chat is so funny XD
SweetArmy
#2
Chapter 34: Another chapter! OMG! You're awesome! Hoping for the next ones. I kept on reading this and never get tired of it lol.


Oh, why is my ailee and eric breaking apart huhuhuhu. I need them being together again pretty please! I ship them so hard! And could you please invite exo or bts members? It would be so lit!
baeji-en
#3
Chapter 33: I reread this again and found new chapter;; omg I miss you so much. Since you mention iKON I hope they invite iKON too. Their members know English well and they're funny. But they don't really have interaction with them so I'm worried
And how about the new about Kevin's departure?;; it's pretty shocking and I want to know others' reaction
JONGYUWW
#4
Chapter 33: OKAY LIKE OKAY FIRST OF ALL I'M NOT OKAY. I opened the website and almost had a panic attack and just stared at my phone in shock. I couldn't believe you updated I was ready to cry lol. I seriously love your story and writing style and hoped you'd update. Reading it made me remember the feels I had when I first read it. I can't wait for more updates.

Hopefully Vernon shows up and we see Ailee being all motherly to him because of course Seventeen are her children lol.

And omg kcon brought up a lot of ships for ailee!! First with Rap Monster in NY and Abu Dhabi and Eric in NY as well. Hope to see some mentions of that!

Also the recent news of Peniel's hair loss! It'd be so cool to see their support.

Plus they've all had comebacks and so much new stuff that makes me so excited for your updates. Sorry for the long comment but I'm seriously so happy to see you back!!
SweetArmy
#5
Chapter 30: I hope you'll write a special chapter about ailee's cb where eric was in. It'll be awesome since the song fits their on/off romance here :)

Ps: Ive been reading this multiple times alreadyyy. Can't get enough of it. specially the romance between ailee and eric
JONGYUWW
#6
Its been a year since the last update and i still come back to re read this!
KISSmeSooVin598
#7
Chapter 32: I've been reading this couple times and never get bored hahahaha... nice fic author-nim. By the way, can you make Eric (GoodFor You) and Amber (Borders) Comeback Special please? I don't know if you have made Ailee's (Mind Your Own Business) yet ^^"
am_251 #8
Chapter 9: Update please and can you make another one with krystal but with kryber interactions pleeeeaaassseee?!?!??
aee_eusebio
#9
Chapter 32: airik!!!! *♡*
and the ending is perfect ahahahahahah XD
dinadee #10
Update pweeaasssssseeee