I know I'm 11 days late :( BUT HAPPY NEW YEARS!! This chat is pretty amusing (as you prob expected), sorry if you do get confused and the fact some people don't get a big part as they should've. I was trying to make it realistic so I hope you can understand if your bae speaks 1/15 of the time instead of 1/4 as usual. 

p.s I HOPE ALL YOUR NEW YEARS ARE HAPPY AND GREAT AND YOU ULT BIAS COMES BACK AND SLAYS <3

| Ericsus started a conversation with $wagmas, Jiminew, Rayear, Yerinah, Christmamber, Haileedays, Woonter, Sooyoons, Jameses, and MoonMoons |

$wagmas: i have to turn off notifications now losers I’m busy

Haileedays: same! see you later~

Ericsus: cant we at least virtually kiss smh

Haileedays: NO!

Jiminew: so many people here wow!

Woonter: what a festive RP look at their dns

Jameses: I know we’re cool B)

Sooyoons: except Moon he

$wagmas: I agree his is like from 2013

MoonMoons: this was all Sooyoon’s idea not mine

Rayear: HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU TOO

Ericsus: why do we always talk at 11pm lmao

Christmamber: idk

Jameses: Amber !!

Christmamber: what

Jameses: Hi~ you’re my friend!

$wagmas: maybe she’ll join the $wag Club if you keep annoying her

Christmamber: I would say “yeah” but...

Christmamber: the $wag Club....

Ericsus: WHATS WRONG WITH THE $WAG CLUB

$wagmas: WHAT HE SAID

$wagmas: stop ninja-ing me I’m the leader not you

Yerinah: let me enjoy my New Years Eve with no shenanigans thanks 

| Yerinah has left the conversation |

Jameses: I didn’t even get to say hi :(

Sooyoons: same :(

Christmamber: whats wrong with the $wag club? you’re in it

Woonter: BUURRRNNN

MoonMoons: brb

Ericsus: you mean “you” as in him right?

$wagmas: funny, I think she means “you” Eric

Ericsus: oh really?

Christmamber: too bad I meant “you” as in plural

Sooyoons: OOOH

Woonter: BUURRRNNN

Jameses: a bit harsh eh

Christmamber: harsh? have you even seen what those two can do?

Woonter: as long as the “Friendly Anti-Kevin Club” is gone I’m fine

Ericsus: who said it was gone

$wagmas: what if it was actually the old version of the $wag Club

Woonter: then I’d be upset

Jameses: why are Eric & Peniel friendly antis of Kevin

Ericsus: we were once friendlier antis but smh Kevin’s attitude

Woonter: WHAT DID I DO

$wagmas: I’ll explain later I have to go now

Woonter: have fun!

Ericsus: we lost 3 people guys :(

Rayear: they were good soldiers

Jiminew: they will be remembered in our hearts for ages to come

Sooyoons: tis a blessing

Jameses: a bit harsh eh

MoonMoons: back

Jiminew: WELCOME BACK PED0

MoonMoons: this is not the happy jiminew rayear I wanted

Rayear: too bad (?)

Rayear: should I be helping you or not Jimin

Jiminew: always help me!!

Christmamber: not always, she’s an evil mastermind sometime

Ericsus: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Woonter: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

MoonMoons: why is Brad like this

MoonMoons: why are you all like this

Rayear: are you taking Peniel’s place for being the confused one today??

Ericsus: ^^^^^ looks like it

Jiminew: “sometimes”!! I feel offended!

Jiminew: it’s more like “always”!

Rayear: I knew what I got myself into when I signed the #bffl contract

Sooyoons: what kind of bffls have a contract

Jameses: ^^^ obviously not our kind since we never signed one

Sooyoons: what if we’re just not bffls

Sooyoons: ever think of that

MoonMoons: I’m offended

MoonMoons: WHY IS SOOYOON LIKE THIS

Jameses: oh you wanna go there kid huh

Jiminew: anyway so ped0 whats it like home in ped0land

Ericsus: are you five why are you using a 0 instead of a “o”

Jiminew: it looks better that way

Christmamber: maybe I should leave too

Jameses: NO YOU WONT

MoonMoons: who’s a ped0 not me

Rayear: “not me” says the guy who flirted with someone 9 years younger than himself

Jiminew: ^^^ do you want me to bring the receipts??

Jameses: so Sooyoon why are we not bffls

Sooyoons: idk maybe bc you spent all your time with someone not me

Jameses: what a lie I hang out with you all the time

MoonMoons: actually you two haven’t hung out lately

MoonMoons: IM INNOCENT I DIDNT KNOW THAT SHE WAS THAT MUCH YOUNGER THAN ME

Ericsus: Amber why would you leave

Christmamber: this is too much of a hassle omg

Christmamber: keeping up with everyone’s conversations

Woonter: ikr

Jiminew: keep lying I can drive there right now

Rayear: can you actually drive 

Jiminew: (no but he doesnt know that)

MoonMoons: YES I DO

MoonMoons: I’m innocent I swear

Jameses: THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT MOONMOON

MoonMoons: doing my job for a friend!!

Sooyoons: see! he & i signed a bffl contract!

MoonMoons: did we now

Jameses: THAT DOESNT EXPLAIN WHY WE’RE NOT BFFLS

Jiminew: Moon stop being in their conversation I’m more important

Rayear: listen to her she’s right

Ericsus: what has our independent woman Bradley Ray Moore become!?

Woonter: he got tied down

Christmamber: another one down because of bffl contracts smh

Ericsus: “another one” how many people do you know that were tied down by a bffl contract??

Christmamber: more than you’d think

MoonMoons: I can’t stop both omg

MoonMoons: I’m becoming confused someone slap me

Jiminew: I VOLUNTEER

Rayear: I VOLUNTEER [2]

Sooyoons: I VOLUNTEER [3]

Jameses: I VOLUNTEER [4]

MoonMoons: I’d prefer just one person to slap me pls

Jiminew: can I volunteer twice

MoonMoons: WHY

Jiminew: one for me one for Solbin

MoonMoons: WHY SHE FLIRTED WITH ME TOO

Jiminew: not from what I heard

Rayear: ooooh

Jameses: hey is our problem fixed Sooyoon

Sooyoons: there was never a problem to begin with

Jameses: there was??? didn’t you say that I’ve been spending too much time with other people??

Sooyoons: yes but that’s not the real problem

Jameses: what is

Woonter: I wish I was in a conversation

Ericsus: why are you screaming for screentime even in a chat

Ericsus: calm your kid

Woonter: my cannot be calmed!!

Christmamber: that would’ve been better if you capitalized it 

Sooyoons: we have no milk in the fridge what kind of people are we

Jameses: WE HAVE NO MILK??

MoonMoons: then get some smh get off your kid

Sooyoons: it’s cold outside I’m not going out there

MoonMoons: want me to drag you out there

Sooyoons: it’s 23 minutes to new years be nice will you

Jameses: speaking of new years, what is everybody’s new year resolutions?

Jameses: mine is to become Sooyoons bffl

Sooyoons: oh what a big improvement

Jameses: it will be!!

MoonMoons: being Sooyoon’s bffl isn’t what you want

Sooyoons: what are you talking about

Ericsus: mine’s to get more buff

Rayear: ^^^^ lmao

Christmamber: to get Sulli back lol she’s having too much fun on her break

Ericsus: its a very serious concern Mr. Tied-Down

Rayear: I am married what else is new

Woonter: mine is to get AJ back

Woonter: little bastard’s too busy partying at college

Rayear: Mine is to get better friends

Jiminew: what are you saying

Rayear: NOT YOU

MoonMoons: it’s a very pressuring job

Sooyoons: how

Jameses: idk maybe he’d stop stealing my underwear then HM

MoonMoons: he’d steal it more because of your contract

Ericsus: there’s not actually a bffl contract you guys do know right

MoonMoons: say that to Jiminew Rayear other there

Jiminew: I had a contract with Yerin too tho??

Rayear: maybe it’s just the Thai kids who have contracts

Woonter: that explains BamBam then!!

Christmamber: what about BamBam

Woonter: the last time I saw him he mentioned “something only between us two”

Woonter: he ain’t gay so I was confused

Jiminew: must’ve been the contract!!

Ericsus: “he ain’t gay” 

Christmamber: were you implying something ual if he was gay

MoonMoons: hey I thought I was taking Peniel’s place not you!

Woonter: nothing ual smh I MAY SEEM DIRTY BUT IM NOT

Rayear: “I may seem dirty but I’m not” the opposite of Jimin!

Jiminew: you know what

Sooyoons: “I may seem dirty but I am” sounds like James

Jameses: how do I seem dirty

MoonMoons: you’re so tall you attract girls like flies to light

Jameses: NOT MY FAULT IM ATTRACTIVE

Sooyoons: it is your fault

MoonMoons: start wearing sweat pants to everything

Sooyoons: ^^^ just not that pair that compliments your

Jameses: what pair of sweatpants do I have that compliments my ??

Ericsus: “not that pair that compliments your ” too bad all of my pants do that

Jiminew: who asked you

Rayear: ^^^^^ since when did you have a nice

Ericsus: since when didn’t I have a nice

Ericsus: ask Ailee, she’ll prob tell you in detail how nice my is

Woonter: prob bc she feels it like every day

Ericsus: I like my too but I won’t let my gf touch my a lot

MoonMoons: what about your theme song “Touch My Body”

Ericsus: that was only for Sistar

Christmamber: DID HE JUST SAY ONLY SISTAR CAN TOUCH HIS BODY

Ericsus: NO NO NO

Woonter: [breaking] are the ever famous Eric Nam x Ailee couple breaking up? Let’s learn more as time goes by!

Ericsus: I only meant for Sistar during the time it was my theme song

Jameses: wait what is your theme song currently

Ericsus: “Candy Jelly Love” 

Woonter: THEME SONG STEALER

Sooyoons: my theme song is “Hot in Herre” by Nelly

Jameses: oh and you called me the dirty one

Ericsus: Ailee, when you come back, you are allowed to touch my body

Woonter: [breaking - confirmed] Ailee x Eric Nam couple not broken up, Eric Nam’s associate cleans up rumors

Rayear: why is this so funny

Ericsus: guys there’s 10 secs until midnight!!

Woonter: 9

Christmamber: 8

Jameses: 7

Sooyoons: 6

Jiminew: 5

MoonMoons: 5

MoonMoons: how could you steal my number!

Rayear: 2!!!!

Ericsus: ONE!!!!!!!!!

[5 minutes later]

Woonter: so Eric did you kiss Ailee

Christmamber: ^^^^^^^^

Ericsus: I sent her a picture, snapchat, and emoji of me kissing her she better kiss back or I’m suing

Sooyoons: I kissed my mom on the cheek :D

Jameses: I kissed my dog

MoonMoons: weirdos

Rayear: I kissed my wife >>>>>

Jiminew: I kissed Yerin on the nose does that count

Woonter: [breaking] are the ever famous Eric Nam x Ailee breaking up yet again? Eric Nam threatens to sue for illogical reason, will this go any further?

Ericsus: S T O P