hehehe this was so much fun to write!! as you (probably) know, our Amber's solo album recently came out! Also as you guessed, there's going to be a chapter on all that!~ But since Valentine's Day is so soon, those two will be mixed in one! haha I hope that doesn't burden you c: But still yes this chapter was so fun omg this was gold (to me, I hope it is to you too!) Have a great day & legally support Amber!! <3

| Penniels started a conversation with Ambb, Aolee, Ericsus, and Jiyup |

Ambb: what is the conversation starting for

Ericsus: this is rare, I’m surprised!

Penniels: as am I

Jiyup: what am I here for??

Aolee: where’s Kevin & the old man?

Penniels: they’re “busy”

Jiyup: I think I’m the makeup “Kevin”

Ambb: I think so too ^^^^

Penniels: you sorta are

Jiyup: I ... feel less important now

Ericsus: well, a Kevin is very important

Penniels: sorta

Aolee: well, what was the reason for gathering us today dearest

Penniels: I’m here to make a proposal

Aolee: now I know you’ve been into me, but it’s not gonna work kid

Ericsus: obviously not to you, he’s been here long enough to know we’re a thing

Aolee: oh shut it

Penniels: not a romantic proposal who do you think I am

Ambb: if it was romantic, he would probably have 15 people invited

Penniels: ^^^^^ if that’s the highest amount of people allowed per chat, then yes

Ericsus: Peniel likes to make a show eh

Penniels: well I am a singer

Jiyup: just tell why so I don’t feel too left out

Penniels: we’re going to make a squad without those two dunderheads

Ericsus: “dunderheads” what are you, a 61 year old 8th grade teacher??

Ambb: why is that so descriptive

Ericsus: ...my 8th grade homeroom teacher

Aolee: ^^ makes sense

Jiyup: why a squad

Penniels: because that’s up with the times, Kev

Penniels: both Kevins are stuck in the 19th century

Aolee: eh, this one hasn’t spoken english in like forever so I can understand him

Ambb: our Kevin is just slow

Ericsus: I love trash talking behind his back!! :)

Jiyup: what’s the squad about

Penniels: we’re hiphop rappers

Aolee: FINALLY MY LIFE DREAM IS COMING TRUE

Aolee: WHEN CAN I RELEASE MY MIXTAPE

Ambb: don’t get too ahead of yourself there Goldfish

Aolee: I’m going to release a diss track against all of you

Ericsus: except me obvs

Aolee: no, yours is going to be the longest

Penniels: yeah, it’ll probably be “feed the dog” “take out the trash” “scratch my back more often” “stop being so annoying” “be my Valentine”

Ericsus: she wouldn’t need to ask to be my Valentine that’s by default

Aolee: very funny .-.

Ambb: I think her diss track to Eric would be “why you so dumb” “stop being so annoying” “why are you weird af” “my life would be worse without you tho” “don’t you dare touch my ”

Ericsus: that last one tho ^_<

Aolee: Was TH a T a WINK

Ambb: someone screenshot this Ailee did something she hates

Aolee: I hate it so much but I had to

Ericsus: you bet it babe ;)

Jiyup: . . . should I leave

Penniels: no! we have to make our names! to recognize our squad on the street, we should all have a “z” in our name

Ericsus: 2lazy2think so imma change the end to a z

Aolee: yaass my first track is gonna be “you wanna fight?” 

Ambb: slow your roll kid

Aolee: I’m so excited this is fun

| Aolee changed display name to Amzy |

Amzy: the beginning will be like “a m Z why you lookin at me with that face” 

Ambb: AMY LEE

Ericsus: I’M SCREAMING SLOW DOWN

Amzy: “a m Z why you scream so much $wag squad oh do I wonder but do I care”

Amzy: (n.o) [busta rhymes voice] imarapperimarapperimaprettyswagrapperyeahyeahcurseswearwordsrapperrappercoolswag

Penniels: ailee we don’t need your whole mixtape right now let’s just go one step at a time

Ericsus: “im a pretty swag rapper” “rapper rapper cool swag” 

Amzy: fine, I’ll let you guys catch up with my drift first

| Ericsus changed display name to Ericsuz |

Ambb: looks like “eric-sooz” like, the nickname for suzy lol

Ericsuz: shut up

Amzy: what’s yours gonna be Kevin?

Jiyup: Keevz

| Penniels changed display name to P-eazy |

P-eazy: you see, rapping is p eazy for me

Amzy: OH MY GOD THAT’S GOLD

Ambb: should I sigh or not

Ericsuz: I get your drift

Jiyup: is Keevz ok or too generic?

Amzy: I think it’s fine ? “a m Z why is keevz so cool let’s ask him hey bro”

| JIyup changed display name Keevz |

| Ambb changed display name to Ambz2e |

Amzy: Ambzee...pretty $wag

Ericsuz: you can’t join the $wag squad Amy

Amzy: why :(

P-eazy: it’s a private organization!! 

Amzy: fine :(

Ambz2e: my intro will be like “Amb to the z to the double e yeah I’m Ambzee”

P-eazy: what did I say about getting ahead of ourselves??

Keevz: ok, now what do we do?

Amzy: you’re no fun smh

Ericsuz: ignore her, she’s probably already wrote the first 5 songs of her mixtape

Amzy: 3! not 5!

Amzy: it can get p eazy after time ;)

Keevz: what does that mean

Ericsuz: “pretty easy”

Keevz: thanks bud!

P-eazy: my name also is like peazy like “easy peasy” basically saying that everything is easy for me 

Ericsuz: *eyebrow raise* including getting girls?

P-eazy: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ that happens without trying

Keevz: what is that 

P-eazy: me shrugging

Amzy: [rap voice] looks like the key times 2 is in confuse

Ericsuz: I said that out loud & it sorta rhymes???

Ambz2e: I love that face it makes me happy

P-eazy: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I knew it would

Amzy: next is us recording our own mixtapes right

Ambz2e: wouldn’t next be like....what would be next

P-eazy: our concept!!

Keevz: my personal concept is to not sound terrible

Ericsuz: a+ concept that’s great

Amzy: mine is to be as $wag & charismatic as possible

Ambz2e: that’ll be easy for you A m (e)z y

Amzy: ;)

Keevz: if we all like that emoji (?) it should be our trademark or something

Ericsuz: THATS A GREAT IDEA KEVIN!!

P-eazy: it’ll be like Kanye West & that bear~

Keevz: yes!

Ericsuz: “¯\_(ツ)_/¯” our logo

P-eazy: don’t forget it’s trademarked

Ambz2e: since when lol

Amzy: since today gurl

Ericsuz: ok fine “¯\_(ツ)_/¯™” 

P-eazy: better c:

Amzy: can we make our diss tracks now?

P-eazy: go ahead

Ambz2e: we should have some subunits, you know, just in case

Amzy: I call being with my gurl Ambzee

Ericsuz: on the mixtape our subunits could have their own songs c:

P-eazy: smart idea~

Keevz: i don’t really care who I’m with

Ericsuz: there’s only five of us..we could have girls & boy subunits then a co-ed one

Amzy: I’m not being in a subunit with you

Amzy: it’d be unfair

Keevz: that’s a logical idea!

P-eazy: it only makes sense if the couple is the “trouble maker” of the group

Amzy: WE’RE NOT DOING A TROUBLE MAKER CONCEPT

Ericsuz: you act like you wouldn’t like it ;)

Amzy: it would still be unfair

Ambz2e: how??

Amzy: my rapping would overpower his singing & nobody would notice the poor kid was in the group too!

Keevz: should I be laughing 

Ericsuz: WOW I AM OFFENDED

Ericsuz: WE ARE ON A BREAK

Ambz2e: I love how he doesn’t break it off just turn it into a “break”

P-eazy: [breaking] The famous Ailee & Eric Nam’s arguments result in having a “break” from the relationship, will this really be the end?

Ericsuz: THAT’S THE KEVIN’S JOB

Keevz: I’m sorry I couldn’t do my job :(

Ambz2e: it’s ok, you didn’t know

P-eazy: you know how necessary it was

Amzy: I’m currently making my diss track to Peniel a bit longer

P-eazy: good, promote me all you can :D

Amzy: don’t get something positive about this you

P-eazy: MY NICKNAME IS BACK!!

Ericsuz: smh you’re such a kid

Keevz: looks like Eric started writing his diss track to Peniel

Ambz2e: l o l

Ericsuz: I did a long, long time ago

Ericsuz: there still isn’t enough information in it to release yet, I think I can fill up two more minutes if I wait a week or two

P-eazy: you act like I haven’t been writing yours for months now

Ambz2e: How bout those subunit names??

Amzy: our should be “The Best Rappers in the Republic of Korea” or “BDoubleRK”

P-eazy: I think that’s stretching it a bit too far

Keevz: I call ours being called the “Fierce Tigers"

Ericsuz: that actually sounds cool

P-eazy: I was gonna call us the “$wag Squad” since that’s already a thing but since that’s personal & “Fierce Tigers” sounds cool why not

Keevz: I did something right !!

Ericsuz: of course~

P-eazy: Eric is so nice today wow

Amzy: so are you??

P-eazy: ehhhh it’s new years still why not

Ambz2e: I was gonna say “it’s February” but I’m not gonna complain

Keevz: that’s sweet c:

Ericsuz: so we have the “Fierce Tigers”, “BDoubleRK”, and “Trouble Maker 2.0” subunits right

Ambz2e: I didn’t agree to “BDoubleRK”

Amzy: why wouldn’t you???

Ambz2e: it’s a bit ...

Amzy: a bit what hm

Ambz2e: dumb

Amzy: oh I am so ready to record my diss track to Ambz now

Ambz2e: can’t we do something like that rumored apink album “The Pink Lady” ??

Amzy: we should keep “TPL” but it should be “The Purple Ligers”

P-eazy: why are our subunits all based on animals

Ericsuz: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Ambz2e: at least that’s better...

Ericsuz: if we’re doing animals it’s obvious my gf & I’s subunit is going to be called “Bunnies”

Amzy: OH GOD A M Z WHY IS ERIC LIKE THIS

Keevz: I’m a bit slow today why bunnies they aren’t swag

Ericsuz: bunnies like to reproduce often

Keevz: OH

P-eazy: I taught him well :)

Amzy: I 

Ambz2e: b y e