New Songs are For Losers + special guest Eli

The English Kpop Artists Chat~

| Llama Liu has started a conversation with better than U, #forthefans, Kevvvvvv Woo, A~lee, and Badskee |

| Bradskee rejected the invitation with this message :

Bradskee: sorry I’m recording, have fun! |

#forthefans: what do you want now?

 

better than U: planning to ruin Eric’s chance at making friends again?

 

A~lee: Peniel, you’re the only one who’d make those plans

 

Kevvvvvv Woo: for the rest of us it just happens

 

Llama Liu: no, I’m wondering how the newest songs in kpop are, I’ve been too busy w/ my comeback to listen to them

 

#forthefans: idk ask Amy, she has no life

 

A~lee: I was going to answer her but not anymore

 

Llama Liu: thanks a lot Eric

 

#forthefans: I try to help

 

better than U: I think K.will came out with something

 

Kevvvvvv Woo: ^^ he did, his ballads are forever better than Ailee’s

 

A~lee: who said I was the one getting bullied today?!

 

Kevvvvvv Woo: Eric did

 

better than U: as long as I get a break

 

#forthefans: lol what r u talking about Peniel, you never get a break

 

better than U: I’ve never felt more loved

 

Llama Liu: anybody else release something these past two months other than k.will?

 

Kevvvvvv Woo: it only takes you two months to prepare for a comeback? lucky

 

better than U: yeah for me it takes like four

 

#forthefans: I’m surprised it doesn’t take longer, you being slow and all

 

A~lee: lol Eric you should shut up

 

Kevvvvvv Woo: yeah Mr. 14-Month-Break

 

#forthefans: that was the company, not me!

 

A~lee: it’s always the company isn’t it haha

 

#forthefans: Ambs back me up

 

Llama Liu: I won’t until you stop calling me that and change your name from that ridiculous tag

 

#forthefans: have a problem with fanservice?

 

Llama Liu: I do when it’s in a private chat

 

#forthefans: fine then

 

Kevvvvvvv Woo: but our precious tag

 

#forthefans: I know, I’ll trick someone else into using it

 

| #forthefans changed display name to Eric the MAN |

 

better than U: ha funny

 

Eric the MAN: what? how bluntly truthful I am?

 

A~lee: ohgod you’ve been hanging out with Peniel too much

 

Eric the MAN: has my IQ really dropped that much?

 

Kevvvvvvv Woo: next you’ll be calling yourself cool 24/7

 

better than U: I don’t do that!

 

Eric the MAN: you do

 

Llama Liu: ^^^^

 

better than U: I can’t lie can I?

 

A~lee: maybe you should start

 

Kevvvvvv Woo: why’re you calling yourself ‘the MAN’ anyway? it sounds stupid

 

Eric the MAN: it’s my surname backwards + I am ‘The Man’

 

A~lee: I have never seen you do anything manly

 

Eric the MAN: maybe you don’t see me enough

 

Kevvvvvv Woo: I see you the most often here and you are not manly

 

better than U: you’re as manly as Luhan lol

 

Eric the MAN: look who’s talking

 

better than U: yeah, the manliest here

 

Llama Liu: the size of your ego scares me

 

Kevvvvvvv Woo: I admit I’m not manly

 

A~lee: Kevin you look like a puppy

 

Eric the MAN: if puppies had messed up faces, that is

 

Kevvvvvvv Woo: thanks Amy

 

Kevvvvvvv Woo: I’m blocking you Eric

 

| Kevvvvvv Woo has successfully blocked Eric the MAN |

 

better than U: hahahaha

 

Eric the MAN: well now he can’t see what I’m saying

 

Eric the MAN: I’m going to trash talk behind his back

 

A~lee: to who?

 

better than U: lonely Eric strikes again

 

Kevvvvvv Woo: you do know I can still see what the others are saying right? lol

 

Eric the MAN: so what, I can still say bad things about you to them

 

Llama Liu: he says he’s going to trash talk you anyway

 

Kevvvvvv Woo: too bad I don’t care

 

Eric the MAN: too bad your goldfish died after an hour

 

better than U: that was such a bad burn I turned cold

 

Kevvvvvvv Woo: what did he say?

 

A~lee: it was so pathetic that it’s not even worth saying

 

Eric the MAN: too bad his sister has more fans than him

 

Llama Liu: lol at least that was a lil bit better

 

Kevvvvvv Woo: what about me this time?

 

A~lee: that your sister has more fans than you

 

Kevvvvvv Woo: but my sister’s not even a celebrity

 

Llama Liu: that’s the point

 

Kevvvvv Woo: oh

 

A~lee: what you said was true

 

A~lee: he does make Peniel look smart

 

Kevvvvvv Woo: I only blocked Eric you know

 

A~lee: I know

 

better than U: about how dumb do you think I am?

 

Eric the MAN: hard to say, but I guess on a scale from 1 to 10

 

Kevvvvvv Woo: 10,000

 

A~lee: 10

 

Llama Liu: 9.5

 

Eric the MAN: I was going to say 1,000 but guys what is this

 

Eric the MAN: we are supposed to be one

 

A~lee: we don’t need that exo here eric

 

Kevvvvvv Woo: speaking of being one, I’m inviting Eli

 

Eric the MAN: pls don’t

 

| Kevvvvvv Woo invited your Elightment to the conversation |

 

your Elightment: I see an Eric here

 

Eric the MAN: oh no.

 

A~lee: oh gosh

 

better than U: hey Eli!

 

Llama Liu: hey

 

Kevvvvv Woo: revenge hehehe

 

| Kevvvvvv Woo has successfully unblocked Eric the MAN |

 

Kevvvvv Woo: I want to watch him squirm

 

A~lee: I take back you looking like a puppy

 

better than U: looks of a puppy, heart of a dark Queen

 

Llama Liu: wtf he’s a dark queen?

 

better than U: well he is Kevin noona isn’t he

 

your Elightment: not until the don’t play mv hahaha

 

Eric the MAN: oh yeah, Kevin appa

 

Kevvvvvv Woo: I regret unblocking you

 

Eric the MAN: then block me again, I don’t care

 

Llama Liu: all I wanted to do was hear about the newest kpop songs :/

 

your Elightment: oh, I can tell you about those

 

Llama Liu: finally!

 

your Elighment: let me annoy Eric first

 

Llama Liu: :(

 

Eric the MAN: :( x2

 

your Elightment: so Eric, have you missed me?

 

Kevvvvvv Woo: more than you can imagine

 

better than U: no doubt a lot

 

A~lee: I bet ^^

 

Eric the MAN: sometimes I like to think to myself

 

Eric the MAN: “they’re just joking, they like you” but then I face reality

 

Llama Liu: ah Eric we like you

 

better than U: that may or may not be true

 

Eric the MAN: thanks

 

Kevvvvvv Woo: we just want to have fun out of our hectic lives

 

better than U: except Ailee, she really needs to do something

 

A~lee: and you need to have a smaller ego

 

better than U: something wrong with my confidence?

 

your Elightment: I talk to you the least here and I agree

 

better than U: lol idc

 

Llama Liu: looks like nothing can be helped

 

Eric the MAN: we could invite Tiffany :3

 

better than U: you wouldn’t...

 

your Elightment: oops looks like time to go

 

Kevvvvvv Woo: but I can hear you in the kitchen

 

your Elightment: that’s Kiseop, I’m in the living room

 

Kevvvvvv Woo: are you afraid of Tiffany?

 

your Elightment: no

 

Kevvvvv Woo: I can hear you repeating “I’m not” 

 

your Elightment: because I’m not

 

better than U: lol I bet you are

 

Eric the MAN: look who’s talking, again

 

A~lee: ^^^

 

Llama Liu: I have to agree with Eric on this one

 

better than U: I’m not afraid of her, just don’t like having to act cool

 

Kevvvvvv Woo: then don’t be cool

 

Eric the MAN: or an attempt at it haha

 

better than U: but I want her to like me

 

Eric the MAN: she won’t like you either way

 

Eric the MAN: might as well speed up the process right?


A~lee: Eric! don’t crush the kid’s dreams!

 

Kevvvvv Woo: no matter how unrealistic they are

 

better than U: what an optimistic group!

 

your Elightment: yeah I’m out

 

| your Elightment has left the conversation |

 

Kevvvvv Woo: I’m going to talk to him

 

better than U: have fun~

 

Llama Liu: looks like we ‘re inviting Tiffany...

 

To be continued. . .

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minion27
212 streak #1
Chapter 34: This english chat is so funny XD
SweetArmy
#2
Chapter 34: Another chapter! OMG! You're awesome! Hoping for the next ones. I kept on reading this and never get tired of it lol.


Oh, why is my ailee and eric breaking apart huhuhuhu. I need them being together again pretty please! I ship them so hard! And could you please invite exo or bts members? It would be so lit!
baeji-en
#3
Chapter 33: I reread this again and found new chapter;; omg I miss you so much. Since you mention iKON I hope they invite iKON too. Their members know English well and they're funny. But they don't really have interaction with them so I'm worried
And how about the new about Kevin's departure?;; it's pretty shocking and I want to know others' reaction
JONGYUWW
#4
Chapter 33: OKAY LIKE OKAY FIRST OF ALL I'M NOT OKAY. I opened the website and almost had a panic attack and just stared at my phone in shock. I couldn't believe you updated I was ready to cry lol. I seriously love your story and writing style and hoped you'd update. Reading it made me remember the feels I had when I first read it. I can't wait for more updates.

Hopefully Vernon shows up and we see Ailee being all motherly to him because of course Seventeen are her children lol.

And omg kcon brought up a lot of ships for ailee!! First with Rap Monster in NY and Abu Dhabi and Eric in NY as well. Hope to see some mentions of that!

Also the recent news of Peniel's hair loss! It'd be so cool to see their support.

Plus they've all had comebacks and so much new stuff that makes me so excited for your updates. Sorry for the long comment but I'm seriously so happy to see you back!!
SweetArmy
#5
Chapter 30: I hope you'll write a special chapter about ailee's cb where eric was in. It'll be awesome since the song fits their on/off romance here :)

Ps: Ive been reading this multiple times alreadyyy. Can't get enough of it. specially the romance between ailee and eric
JONGYUWW
#6
Its been a year since the last update and i still come back to re read this!
KISSmeSooVin598
#7
Chapter 32: I've been reading this couple times and never get bored hahahaha... nice fic author-nim. By the way, can you make Eric (GoodFor You) and Amber (Borders) Comeback Special please? I don't know if you have made Ailee's (Mind Your Own Business) yet ^^"
am_251 #8
Chapter 9: Update please and can you make another one with krystal but with kryber interactions pleeeeaaassseee?!?!??
aee_eusebio
#9
Chapter 32: airik!!!! *♡*
and the ending is perfect ahahahahahah XD
dinadee #10
Update pweeaasssssseeee