YOU DIDN'T THINK I WOULD EVER COME BACK DID YOU? HAH! But I am back!! hopefully I won't forget to update for over a year again!! Since it's been so long I had to make it a new beginning...you'll see later on. Are you excited? I'm excited. I am truly sorry if this boring.. my humor hasn't resurrected yet but I assure it will within the next couple chapters. Enjoy if possible!!

| BODY created a group chat with josé liu, kekekevin, Wild Fire, daileesuki, and brrad |

BODY: the year is 2016

brrad: nearly 2017 actually

daileesuki: where have you guys been lately i feel like we last talked in 2015

josé liu: RIGHT what happened

kekekevin: everything good comes to an end sometimes

Wild Fire: well I haven’t died yet so

BODY: the app changed guys its weird

daileesuki: ikr omg

josé liu: I can’t tell whether I like it or not

kekekevin: me either

brrad: I almost deleted it bc all I use it for is to talk to you guys

Wild Fire: yeah I think the new idols use a new app now

Wild Fire: i know clc and pentagon use a new one

josé liu: OH yeah nct do too

BODY: well we have kevin and brad who are always behind on everything 

brrad: it’s not my fault I’m too old to know any new idols

daileesuki: it’s ok we’re all a little old now

Wild Fire: I’m still the youngest :) 

josé liu: can you believe our newest idol here is eric 

kekekevin: omg no

BODY: and i debuted almost 4 years ago ;;

Wild Fire: we need some fresh meat in here

brrad: NO not anybody young, I can’t handle new slang

kekekevin: what about Jae? 

josé liu: fine with me

Wild Fire: ….

brrad: who

daileesuki: from day6

brrad: who [2]

josé liu: what peniel

Wild Fire: i dont have the best relationship with him

BODY: you wanna invite my replacement into this? Nope

kekekevin: what happened 

Wild Fire: just disagreements you know

daileesuki: HAH eric’s asc replacement 

daileesuki: let’s do it

| kekekevin added jaeHyung to the group chat |

josé liu: hi jae!!

daileesuki: hi!

kekekevin: I added him eric

BODY: I see ;-;

jaeHyung: HEY GUYS

Wild Fire: ..hi jae

brrad: hi jae

jaeHyung: i didn’t know anybody in the industry still used this app lol

brrad: we’re a little old ok!

daileesuki: yeah brad is a fossil who doesn’t know how to use his phone, sorry

BODY: jae

jaeHyung: who is saying my name

BODY: eric nam

kekekevin: the guy you replaced

jaeHyung: oh HI ERIC

BODY: you know I left on my own accord 

brrad: because you were becoming too popular to host the show anymore

BODY: THAT’S NOT TRUE

kekekevin: Actually..

daileesuki: I’ve never seen peniel so quiet

jaeHyung: he’s afraid of me that’s why

Wild Fire: I AM NOT

jaeHyung: also eric I just replaced you bc we know kimin couldn’t handle the show themselves

BODY: very true

kekekevin: HEY YES WE CAN

kekekevin: this did not go as planned

daileesuki: i beg to differ

josé liu: ^^^^^

jaeHyung: the year is 2016 stop doing that

brrad: we’re old ok

daileesuki: I’ll get them on the new app asap for you jae

jaeHyung: lol it’s ok we can still use this

BODY: anyway jae how do you feel if you talked to us everyday

josé liu: that was quick

kekekevin: I dont think peniel would like that

daileesuki: if he keeps quiet it’s fine with me

brrad: and me

BODY: same

josé liu: not me! let’s be sure to include everybody in this decision ok

jaeHyung: what decision 

daileesuki: we need a fresh face in our chat 

jaeHyung: ah

Wild Fire: why not Wendy

BODY: you still with her?

Wild Fire: to an extent…just friends now though

josé liu: I’m sorry to hear that, you seemed to really like her

daileesuki: yeah, you would never shut up about her

Wild Fire: it was for the better of both of us

Wild Fire: she was getting too busy and popular for me

jaeHyung: that’s sad

brrad: do you still love sm artists a lot?

Wild Fire: to an extent as well

Wild Fire: but I moved onto jyp now

jaeHyung: yep he did

daileesuki: you sure have matured haven’t you

josé liu: who’s your favorite jyp artist

Wild Fire: guess

BODY: hopefully not got7

Wild Fire: oh God no who am i

josé liu: wonder girls?

Wild Fire: nope

brrad: that girl all over the charts.. baek ayeon?

Wild Fire: nah

jaeHyung: it’s day6 y'all 

Wild Fire: ding ding ding

josé liu: is that how you 2 got a bad relationship?

jaeHyung: who told you peniel and i have a bad relationship?

josé liu is typing…

Wild Fire: NoBOdy told her Nobody

josé liu: peniel pls

BODY: peniel told kevin & i separately why in detail

jaeHyung: you think we have a bad relationship?

jaeHyung: are we not friends?

Wild Fire: we are friends! 

brrad: peniel do you have something to tell jae?

Wild Fire: jae im gonna talk to you separately 

jaeHyung: sure yeah

josé liu: while those two make up

BODY: why don’t we make jimin permanent here?

daileesuki: do you think I want to be surrounded by all the asc mcs?

josé liu: that one guy at the beginning isn't here tho

BODY: yeah hanbyul like fell off the face of the earth

brrad: who

daileesuki: the other original mc of asc with eric

BODY: dark times

brrad: oh

kekekevin: nobody really knows where he is

BODY: we talked a bit after he left asc but then we lost contact so oh well

brrad: who hosts asc now?

kekekevin: me, jae, and jimin you old man

josé liu: even I knew that

brrad: I havent been on since 2014 i forgot 

brrad: so you only switched eric for that new guy?

jaeHyung: yes only me

BODY: I swear we discussed this already

brrad: oh

daileesuki: so did you two make up?

Wild Fire: yeppers! 

josé liu: why are you wild fire anyways

Wild Fire: that Childish Gambino song

BODY: it’s Bonfire not Wild Fire you idiot

brrad: who

jaeHyung: did you really..

Wild Fire: OMG NOOO

Wild Fire: I WAS SO SURE IT WAS WILD FIRE

josé liu: how could you 

BODY: anyway jae how would you feel talking to us like this every day

jaeHyung: idk… I’ll think about it

josé liu: we’re usually much more fun than this!

daileesuki: we’re just a lil out of it today!

Wild Fire: if you don't join we’ll force vernon to join us

brrad: who

jaeHyung: is that your catchphrase?

brrad: no I just don't know anybody

BODY: vernon has 12 other members does he really need us

Wild Fire: there’s always brian

jaeHyung: NO he’ll make you all against me

jaeHyung: i guess i’ll stay

josé liu: YAY let’s have a party!!

daileesuki: this is such a surprise

brrad: but this means somebody else will bully me now

Wild Fire: it’s ok you’ll get used to it

brrad: unfortunately

jaeHyung: if you guys get too weird I’m leaving

BODY: if we get too weird?? look who’s talking

daileesuki: this’ll be so much fun!

daileesuki: I can’t wait to find out just how weird he is!

| josé liu named the group chat “Welcome Jae!” |

jaeHyung: now I’m worried

brrad: as you should be

josé liu: it only goes uphill from here!

BODY: can we talk about my awesome new release of Body next time?

Wild Fire: uhm but I was the one who made a comeback last?

BODY: uhm but I’m more important?

Wild Fire: since when lol

kekekevin: anyway it’s nice to have you join us jae!

jaeHyung: thanks kevin

josé liu: he has a 2nd house in japan so if he’s not here that’s why

kekekevin: i Do Not have a 2nd house in japan

brrad: you keep telling us that 

brrad: but nobody believes you

daileesuki: nobody

kekekevin: I Swear!

BODY: mhhhhm

Wild Fire: stop lying to us

kekekevin: sighs

josé liu: [ikon voice] welcome back