notice no special guest this time around, I'm sorry ok ;-; I was originally going to invite an English speaking rookie but their bantering took up the whole chapter. also i'm so so so sorry it took this long I was busy with life again

p.s. if you can help cure the Red Carpet addiction disease, call 1-800-HELP-RCAD and donate to help Peniel dont take it srsly if you prank call that number I will ban you from going to AileexEric's wedding

| $wagmasta has started a conversation with $wag Man, Hailoween, Kevinator, and AmberIsn’tHere |

AmberIsn’tHere: why no old man?

$wagmasta: he’s “busy”

$wag Man: I bet that loser doesn’t wanna talk to us

Kevinator: why are you guys always so negative

$wag Man: I don’t mean to, it just happens

Hailoween: srsly? -.-

$wagmasta: very srsly

AmberIsn’tHere: i don’t know what to say

$wagmasta: say you accept Red Velvet as your favorite group in the world

Hailoween: they are not always relevant to the discussion Peniel

$wagmasta: no, but i can make them

Kevinator: s t o p

$wag Man: you like them too tho

Kevinator: I do but I swear he mentions them or another SM group 99.9999% of the time

Hailoween: he does

$wagmasta: do not

AmberIsn’tHere: we need to talk about something else, since we discussed this last time

$wagmasta: yeah!

Hailoween: makes sense, what should we talk about?

$wag Man: hm, 2k14 rookies

AmberIsn’tHere: but I don’t know any that well .-.

$wagmasta: don;t forget Red Velvet never forget Red Velvet

$wagmasta: speaking of them, we had our 100 day since debut anniversary two days ago <3

Kevinator: I know, did you see them dressed up as Pooh during Halloween? ad.or.able

$wagmasta: omg I know they were the best dressed SM artist

AmberIsn’tHere: oh thanks I feel appreciated

Hailoween: don’t worry about him, he’s an oppar remember

AmberIsn’tHere: you call him oppar yet you’re the oldest here

Hailoween: no, Eric is~ born half a year before me huehue

$wag Man: I hate it when our ages are examined

$wagmasta: I don’t, I’m the youngest

Kevinator: yeah but you abuse us the most

$wagmasta: you act like we don’t abuse each other evenly

Hailoween: we don’t

AmberIsn’tHere: yeah I don’t get abused as much as Kevin or Eric

$wagmasta: that can be arranged x3

$wag Man: eh she’s not fun

AmberIsn’tHere: I like to be called fun

$wagmasta: I prefer Amy, she says I have a nice

Kevinator: probably returning the favor of when you said she had a nice one

$wagmasta: a man can’t lie can he

Hailoween: when did I say you had a nice

$wagmasta: “ oppar” 

$wagmasta: ladies just can’t keep off of me

Kevinator: you’re not a very good comedian

AmberIsn’tHere: idk I thought it was pretty funny

Hailoween: I was just repeating what our best friend Tia had called you

Hailoween: get over yourself

$wagmasta: we all know how obsessed with me Tia is

Kevinator: I think we already know if you’re not fanboying over SM groups you’re talking about yourself so calm

$wag Man: can we talk about my suggestion please

AmberIsn’tHere: sure I’ll try to participate

Hailoween: fine with me

$wagmasta: conversation start - the only 2k14 rookie you need to know is Red Velvet

$wagmasta: conversation end

$wagmasta: can we get back to me now

Kevinator: man do I hate you

$wag Man: we should all block him

$wagmasta: but the $wag squad needs you

$wag Man: not when you have your bae Laugh around hm

AmberIsn’tHere: the drama is back get ur popcorn everyone

Hailoween: Eric I’ll buy you movie tickets if you shut up

$wag Man: what movie

Hailoween: whatever your little heart wants

$wag Man: will you come with me?

$wagmasta: I didn’t start this conversation so you two could discuss your date plans

Kevinator: ^^^^ gotta agree with the kid

AmberIsn’tHere: ^^^^ there are normal texts for those type of things

$wag Man: don’t hate cuz u ain’t

Hailoween: it was to get him to shut up did you three forget already

$wag Man: worst excuse yet

Kevinator: no I think the one about “having extra money for two at a restaurant” was the worst one yet

Hailoween: I NEVER SAID THAT I SWAER ON MY HEART

$wag Man: that was me lmao get your facts straight

AmberIsn’tHere: wow and I thought I was out of the loop

Kevinator: can we just..change the subject

$wag Man: 2014 rookies anyone?

$wag Man: EXCLUDING RED CARPET

$wagmasta: idc about anybody else so

Kevinator: we should talk about girl groups

AmberIsn’tHere: other than my company’s hoobaes, Mamamoo & Purfles are the best 2014 rookies imo

$wag Man: I’m so proud of you for knowing the amazingness that is Purfles

Kevinator: doesn’t one of them know English or have a cousin in Canada or smth ??

$wagmasta: WENDY

Hailoween: shh Peniel the adults are talking

$wagmasta: -pouts-

Kevinator: Laboum are <3 too

$wag Man: yeah Wooyoung tweets in English & Eunyong has a cousin in Canada

AmberIsn’tHere: I only know Got7 & Winner for 2014 males tbh

$wag Man: who cares about male

Hailoween: I-

Kevinator: Winner are great I wish they understood English so I can talk to them with you guys

$wagmasta: Kevin you forgot we all speak Korean fluently too

$wag Man: you’re not a special snowflake you know

Kevinator: I’m sorry I had a brain fart those happen you know

Hailoween: I know, it’s Peniel’s default setting

$wagmasta: how did u know

AmberIsn’tHere: as if u don’t make it obvious

$wag Man: was that supposed to be funny or

Kevinator: how would it be funny tho

$wagmasta: I wasn’t trying to be funny

Hailoween: u all make me sigh

AmberIsn’tHere: that’s my default setting around all of you

$wag Man: how loved must I be :)

Kevinator: you have a loving gf you’re very loved

Hailoween: [sings let it go] srsly we’re not dating

$wag Man: are you trying to forget our planned date already ??

$wagmasta: this is why I told you to try harder for Krystal

AmberIsn’tHere: WHEN DID YOU SAY THAT

$wag Man: but just the other day you were trying to steal my bae

$wagmasta: it was before you & Ailee were into each other, you were just a Krystal fanboy

Hailoween: “into each other” when did this happen

AmberIsn’tHere: I think I prefer him dating Amy than Krystal OTL

Kevinator: @Ailee when we decided to pull you two together

Kevinator: @Amber we all prefer that don’t we

$wag Man: idk what to say in this

$wagmasta: I like being with Wendy hurhur

Kevinator: if only she cared about you

$wagmasta: YOU DID N O T JUST SAY THAT

AmberIsn’tHere: the sad reality of the average fan

Hailoween: idk she prob thinks your cute bc you’re only nice to her

Kevinator: don’t encourage him

$wag Man: she like just debuted chill you got lot of time to let her warm up to her

AmberIsn’tHere: why aren’t you guys being realistic

$wagmasta: it’s not like we’re 5 years apart guys

Kevinator: CAN WE GO BACK TO 2014 ROOKIES

Hailoween: sure who

$wagmasta: -hides in corner again- tell me when Red Carpet are mentioned I’ll be playing Pocket Planes

AmberIsn’tHere: I said who I knew your turn

Kevinator: it’s sad Kiss&Cry ended up like that

$wag Man: yeah they need to come back better than ever

Hailoween: who

Kevinator: and I thought Eric was bad with groups

$wag Man: I’m not did you see how many groups I knew

Hailoween: after googling them

Kevinator: haha so true like have you seen him on ASC he has to look up who the people are and tell them apart by the time they come to the studio

$wag Man: lieeees

$wagmasta: #truth

$wagmasta: you should be happy he knew Bestie last week lol

Kevinator: I bet they got annoyed at us calling them rookies when Eric’s just a sunbae by like 4 months haha

$wag Man: I 

Hailoween: sorry you can’t defend yourself this time ‘bae’

Kevinator: my knowledge has come in handy finally

$wagmasta: isn’t that sorta sad

AmberIsn’tHere: Keric? yes

$wag Man: I thought we agreed Keric broke up

Kevinator: I miss you bby ;-;

$wag Man: no I got a girl remember

Hailoween: pls don’t tell me that was a play on soshi’s I got a boy

$wag Man: actually no, but good looking tho

AmberIsn’tHere: don’t encourage references Ailee!

Hailoween: I’m sorry pls forgive me Queens Ambs

AmberIsn’tHere: I might

$wagmasta: I feel quite intrigued at how you haven’t beaten her up bc she called you Ambs

$wag Man: you silly child you just got my gf in trouble ;-;

AmberIsn’tHere: she was in trouble from the beginning

Hailoween: I don’t feel happy anymore

Kevinator: have fun!

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Hailoween: I’m being dragged out halp

| Hailoween has left the conversation |

$wag Man: my bae ;;;

Kevinator: oh well

$wagmasta: so Red Velvet anyone