I've been in love with Red Velvet since debut and had to write this. I'm sorry if it seems random, I had a muse had first then forgot about it and tried to continue. Remember that, no matter how Peniel says it, but being stalked by a handsome young man is not okay and you should contact an authority if it happens (or know / have a handsome young slave as well). 

| Mr.Dr.Sir. has started a conversation with Llama Liu, Yoon da Man, #plailee, Luving Woo, and Bradskee |

| Mr.Dr.Sir. named the conversation “Red Velvet is luv Red Velvet it lyfe” |

| Mr.Dr.Sir. shared a video -

http://youtu.be/JFgv8bKfxEs?list=UUEf_Bc-KVd7onSeifS3py9g

Mr.Dr.Sir.: if you don’t love them you don’t love yourself

Llama Liu: no not hoobaes

Yoon da Man: lmao that comment

Bradskee: we’ve all seen that though

Mr.Dr.Sir.: we need a lengthy discussion of love for them though

#plailee: why lol

Luving Woo: ^^ I think the conversation name is enough for his answer

Mr.Dr.Sir.: good Kevin

Llama Liu: why do we need a lengthy discussion about them

Mr.Dr.Sir.: do you not like you’re own hoobaes? i’m appalled

Llama Liu: no I love them they’re the cutest thing ever it’s just why

Luving Woo: why did we need to talk about your comeback

Yoon da Man: what is going on

Bradskee: exactly ^^ why is Peniel so forceful

Mr.Dr.Sir.: can we talk about the ladies at hand please

#plailee: :O he said please!

Yoon da Man: wow

Bradskee: why do you like them so much omg

Mr.Dr.Sir.: idk girls and catchiness and cuteness and Seulgi

Luving Woo: I’m more of an Irene person myself

Llama Liu: wtf

Mr.Dr.Sir.: leave if you don’t want to participate

Llama Liu: oh I won’t, just won’t it be better if you discussed about this with one of members herself?

#plailee: wait do they have accounts here? 

Bradskee: do you want to corrupt their minds? everybody on this app, idols and not, are just weirdos

Yoon da Man: ^^^^

Llama Liu: they made it themselves and shared with me just in case I wanted to talk ok

Mr.Dr.Sir.: what kind of queen would want to talk to you

Bradskee: can u not

Mr.Dr.Sir.: don’t hide from the truth

Luving Woo: this is awkward

#plailee: agreed, I don’t like it when Peniel is this nice

Yoon da Man: same

Llama Liu: so do you want to talk to them or not?

Mr.Dr.Sir.: i’m not sure if i’m ready yet

Yoon da Man: what? is preparing your thumbs hard?

Mr.Dr.Sir.: shut up

Llama Liu: too bad

| Llama Liu invited Wendsday to the conversation |

Llama Liu: have fun c:

Wendsday: hello? (in Korean)

Luving Woo: hi Wendy, we have to type in English here

Wendsday: oh ok

#plailee: hi, this is ailee if you didn’t know

Luving Woo: and here’s Kevin from u-kiss

Wendsday: hi! why am i invited with all of you experienced people? i feel odd

Mr.Dr.Sir.: don’t feel out of place

Yoon da Man: Eric nam here says hello

Mr.Dr.Sir.: oh and this is Peniel from btob

Bradskee: Brad from Busker Busker, the resident ‘ahjusshi’

Wendsday: nice to ‘meet’ you! please treat me with care!

Llama Liu: cut the sunbae Wendy

Wendsday: why would you say that?

Luving Woo: just act like old friends from Canada with us, we won’t hurt you except Peniel might

Mr.Dr.Sir.: hey don’t give me a bad rep already

Yoon da Man: was that the kind of joke I was thinking of hehehe

Mr.Dr.Sir.: could you stop

Wendsday: are you sure? i’m not entirely comfortable yet, i just debuted 

#plailee: don’t worry, we won’t tell the others irl that you didn’t use them

Bradskee: yeah, if it worries you

Wendsday: really? thanks a ton

Llama Liu: now that that is settled, how are you feeling Peniel

Mr.Dr.Sir.: frustrated but happy

Yoon da Man: the kind of frustration I’m thinking of?

Mr.Dr.Sir.: not today man

Bradskee: excuse Peniel, he’s a Red Velvet sasaeng fan

Wendsday: that’s good ? haha i wasn’t hoping to get those quite yet so soon after debut

Yoon da Man: it’s become a common thing nowadays

Llama Liu: true ^^ esp like you and Krystal hm

Yoon da Man: do not speak of that

Llama Liu: no rule against texting of it

Yoon da Man: amber! give a man a break!

Luving Woo: am i the only finding this amusing

Bradskee: no

#plailee: of course not lol

Wendsday: i’m curious about that now

Mr.Dr.Sir.: do you want me to explain to you about it

Wendsday: sure! as long as you don’t stalk me

Mr.Dr.Sir.: i would only do that if you allowed me to

#plailee: what kind of person would let you stalk them...?

Luving Woo: i’m wondering as well

Mr.Dr.Sir.: who wouldn’t want a handsome young man following them around?

Bradskee: there it is!

#plailee: thanks for that, I feel a bit less uncomfortable now

Wendsday: what did he do?

Llama Liu: showed his true personality

Mr.Dr.Sir.: shh that’s a secret

Bradskee: yes a secret that everybody knows except the guest

Luving Woo: ^^ yeah but he’s trying to impress her not scare her away

Mr.Dr.Sir.: yeah! Kevin your fanclub name went from “friendly antis” to “friendlier antis”

Yoon da Man: why do we need to be friendlier? 

Wendsday: oh i understand the Eric thing now, thanks

Yoon da Man: betrayer! should i leave your precious fanclub now hmm

Mr.Dr.Sir.: no! you can’t leave me alone with Jackson!

Wendsday: what was i invited into

Bradskee: ^^ exact question i ask myself every day

Yoon da Man: it can be your punishment for being friendlier

Luving Woo: why do you need a punishment for being kind to me? what did I ever do to you?

Llama Liu: I’m sorry for how confusing this probably is for you, Wendy. we’re an interesting and confusing bunch

Wendsday: it’s fine, i like it, it’s fun

Mr.Dr.Sir.: hehehe

#plailee: that’s good, just get used to it if you get invited often

Wendsday: will do

Bradskee: on other news, when are we actually going to talk about Red Velvet?

Luving Woo: hopefully soon

Wendsday: i was invited because you were talking about my group? thank you! it feels great being the discussion of such great people like you

#plailee: “such great place people like you” Wendy you made a bit of a typo

Llama Liu: ^^^^

Mr.Dr.Sir.: of course us great people would talk about you! great people think of each other you know

Yoon da Man: was that all you could think of omg

Wendsday: awh that’s sweet, but i’m nothing special

Bradskee: Peniel stop the facade

Mr.Dr.Sir.: you’re buckets of great and special! haven’t you heard your own voice?

Llama Liu: Peniel don’t flirt in the group chat 

Llama Liu: especially with my hoobae please

#plailee: listen to Amber 

Luving Woo: idk about you guys but this is enjoyable

Yoon da Man: that’s because he’s being nice to you too

Bradskee: ^^^ don’t lie to yourself Kev

Luving Woo: i know that’s why

Mr.Dr.Sir.: can’t i be nice to our rookie friend?

Wendsday: we’re friends? that’s an honor!

Llama Liu: i thought we told you to cut the crap on us being your lordly sunbaes like seven minutes ago

Wendsday: it’s a habit :/ 

Luving Woo: well get out of that habit around us

Wendsday: i’ll try!

Yoon da Man: now that that’s officially gone, let’s start the topic

Mr.Dr.Sir.: who else loves the song a lot?

Luving Woo: me~

Bradskee: no offense Wendy, but it’s only okay

#plailee: I think it’s nice, could’ve been better imo

Yoon da Man: it’s right between great and terrible. super duper catchy though

Llama Liu: ^^^ they should’ve gotten better producers and changed a bit

Wendsday: hah, thanks for the input

Mr.Dr.Sir.: i lovee the performances too! you all look so fresh and cute and energetic!

Yoon da Man: i agree with that point

Luving Woo: -subtracts one dumb point from Eric-

Yoon da Man: ehehehe

Wendsday: dumb point? sounds amusing

Llama Liu: oh it is

Wendsday: Sasaeng would you like to explain this to me?

Mr.Dr.Sir.: of course my dear

| Mr.Dr.Sir. changed display name to Prof. Sasaeng |

#plailee: oh my god

Wendsday: oh look my sasaeng is a professor too

Prof. Sasaeng: at your service Ms. Wendy

Bradskee: this is too much nice Peniel-ness for my brain to handle

Yoon da Man: ^^^^

Prof. Sasaeng: hey be happy you’re seeing any at all

#plailee: even if it’s scary, I am trying to be

Wendsday: I’m starting to question how his normal personality is like...

Prof. Sasaeng: i’m a really great guy!

Luving Woo: yeah, he is

Llama Liu: take my advice and don’t listen to them

#plailee: ^^ smart choice

Yoon da Man: Peniel isn’t exactly a “great” guy

Bradskee: or seemingly a “nice” guy

Prof. Sasaeng: guys wtf do you want her to hate me

Wendsday: why would I hate you

Luving Woo: various reasons :3

Prof. Sasaeng: what happened to be on my side Kevin

Prof. Sasaeng: looks like it’s back to “friendly antis” club

Luving Woo: dammit

Yoon da Man: -laughs at Kev- I’m back in Professor

Prof. Sasaeng: yess! who else would like to join?

Llama Liu: poor Kevin

Luving Woo: thanks Amber

Llama Liu: no prob

Bradskee: I wouldn’t join that club even if I hated Kevin

Prof. Sasaeng: why not?

Bradskee: you guys are in it

Yoon da Man: awh come on man

Wendsday: should I leave...?

Prof. Sasaeng: only if you want to

#plailee: if you want to keep your sanity

Yoon da Man: idk, do you feel like it?

Luving Woo: nobody’s stopping you do something you want to

Wendsday: I don’t want to it’s just..idk

Llama Liu: see I told you bringing in cute hoobaes would scare them

Bradskee: you said nothing of the sort

Yoon da Man: ^^ plus you scared away Nichkhun

Llama Liu: since when could you remember stuff from that long ago? you remembered it incorrectly as well

Yoon da Man: what? you scared away more than just him?

Llama Liu: ugh. I’m very sorry Wendy, they’re not what you expected are they?

Wendsday: not really..but I like it :)

#plailee: whatever floats your boat I guess

Prof. Sasaeng: what other needs would you like me to assist to Miss?

Wendsday: nothing at the moment hehe

Bradskee: no wonder she likes it, she gets a slave

Prof. Sasaeng: *young handsome slave

Yoon da Man: how he manages to love someone other than himself amazes me

Bradskee: ^^ same

Prof. Sasaeng: would you stop that

Wendsday: awh something just came up ;-; I have to go 

#plailee: aw! it was nice ‘meeting’ you, sad it had to happen here

Wendsday: it’s okay, thank you!

Prof. Sasaeng: bye, text me later if you need something!

Wendsday: will do

| Wendsday has left the conversation |

Yoon da Man: I blame Peniel for making this chapter longer than planned

Prof. Sasaeng: it’s always me huh

#plailee: yeah

Llama Liu: yeah

Bradskee: yes

Luving Woo: always

Prof. Sasaeng: sigh