Oh look sarcasm! + special guest James (Royal Pirates)

The English Kpop Artists Chat~

yes this chapter is very weird. we should all learn from Peniel shouldn't we #thatimpact. also I think I wrote my best line ever in this chapter so uhm (you're excited now aren't you reader I bet your are) I won't spoil it for you! I have some next chapters planned so hopefully you'll be getting updates sooner than every 10+ days! 


| eric was here has started a conversation with Prof. Sasaeng, Bradsker, Luving Woo, and ThisIsn’tAmber |

 

eric was here: guys did you know there’s quizzes on everything on the net

 

Prof. Sasaeng: what type of net??

 

eric was here: don’t be sarcastic on me son

 

Luving Woo: no I never knew there’s everything on the internet

 

Bradsker: there’s an internet??? this is new information!

 

ThisIsn’tAmber: [insert Phoebe from Friends gif]

 

eric was here: I love the constant reminders that I hate you guys

 

Prof. Sasaeng: no prob

 

Bradsker: anything for a friend

 

Luving Woo: this is a new attitude Brad

 

ThisIsn’tAmber: I like it :)

 

eric was here: speaking of liking, I heard Luna’s dating

 

ThisIsn’tAmber: WHAT? ISNT IT JUST A CHURCH OPPA?

 

Prof. Sasaeng: that was terrible

 

Luving Woo: -sarcasm found-

 

Bradsker: way to be subtle

 

eric was here: ohhhkay then

 

Luving Woo: the guy looks hot tho

 

Prof. Sasaeng: gggaaaaaaYYYYYYY

 

Luving Woo: lol -.-

 

Bradsker: let the kid comment whatever he wants

 

Luving Woo: thanks man

 

Prof. Sasaeng: I wasn’t being mean or anything just I always wanted to comment that

 

eric was here: I think you did sometime earlier in your life

 

ThisIsn’tAmber: no doubt in my mind

 

Prof. Sasaeng: shh people don’t know that

 

Luving Woo: I did

 

Prof. Sasaeng: oh so what

 

Luving Woo: annoying kid

 

eric was here: MOVING ON

 

ThisIsn’tAmber: yes our Luna is dating her hot church oppa

 

Bradsker: how nice of her :3

 

eric was here: dammit I lost my chance

 

Luving Woo: you act like you had a chance in the first place

 

eric was here: she was getting my vibe I know it

 

Prof. Sasaeng: your creeper vibe? oh no

 

Luving Woo: I feel bad for anyone who “gets your vibe”

 

Bradsker: ^^^

 

eric was here: wow thanks

 

Prof. Sasaeng: speaking of people who are getting vibes of Eric Nam, where is Ailee?

 

eric was here: she has a comeback remember

 

Prof. Sasaeng: so do I but you still invited me

 

Bradsker: and you accepted

 

ThisIsn’tAmber: funny how that works right?

 

Prof. Sasaeng: not my fault we had a half hour break in between 235464 hours of choreography practice

 

Bradsker: I don’t think that’s humanely possible

 

Luving Woo: you must really at dancing

 

eric was here: ^^^ 

 

ThisIsn’tAmber: I didn’t think it would take you 26.88 years to prepare for one album

 

Bradsker: you did the math didn’t you

 

Luving Woo: oh Amber :)

 

Prof. Sasaeng: I was exaggerating dammit

 

Prof. Sasaeng: our oldest member isn’t even 26 years old

 

Bradsker: we would’ve never guessed

 

eric was here: you were? how surprising!

 

Prof. Sasaeng: is today sarcasm day or what

 

ThisIsn’tAmber: “or what” or what

 

Luving Woo: “or what”

 

eric was here: “or what”

 

Bradsker: “or what”

 

Prof. Sasaeng: you can stop

 

ThisIsn’tAmber: “OR what”

 

Luving Woo: “or WHAT”

 

eric was here: or what”

 

Bradsker: “or what

 

Prof. Sasaeng: no I’m serious this is making me mad

 

eric was here: good good I love a raging Peniel

 

Bradsker: it’ll help make those 235464 hours fly by!

 

Luving Woo: at what?

 

Prof. Sasaeng: the lack of human brains working on this chat

 

ThisIsn’tAmber: yeah there’s only three

 

ThisIsn’tAmber: me, Brad, and Kevin (somewhat)

 

Luving Woo: you included me! <3

 

Bradsker: I see your point

 

Prof. Sasaeng: so everybody except Eric & I

 

ThisIsn’tAmber: basically

 

Bradsker: a++ choices 

 

Prof. Sasaeng: you have no proof of this

 

Luving Woo: your display name for one thing

 

Bradsker: ^^^^ 

 

eric was here: what about me huh?

 

Bradsker: you’re Eric

 

ThisIsn’tAmber: need more be explained?

 

eric was here: yes much much more

 

Luving Woo: I think just because you’re Eric it explains well enough

 

eric was here: nope nope it does not

 

Prof. Sasaeng: it does

 

eric was here: who are you to agree with them? you’re in the same boat as me!

 

Prof. Sasaeng: who cares lol 

 

Bradsker: oh no the brainless are arguing now

 

ThisIsn’tAmber: let us watch this rare act

 

Luving Woo: -takes out binoculars-

 

eric was here: you know this whole sarcasm act can get irritating

 

Bradsker: you participated in it earlier if I remember correctly

 

eric was here: well I ain’t anymore

 

ThisIsn’tAmber: you should

 

Luving Woo: it’s fun

 

Prof. Sasaeng: we should invite somebody 

 

Luving Woo: why

 

Prof. Sasaeng: to show off our sarcasm day celebration

 

Bradsker: is this even a celebration though

 

ThisIsn’tAmber: sure?? I guess

 

eric was here: we should invite our mysterious friend

 

Prof. Sasaeng: yes yes yes

 

Luving Woo: how about no

 

Prof. Sasaeng: fun ruiner :(

 

ThisIsn’tAmber: why not somebody we actually know

 

eric was here: not fun :(

 

Luving Woo: what if I make it a fun person?

 

Bradsker: how many fun people do you know?

 

Luving Woo: quite a lot mind you!

 

eric was here: sure you do

 

Prof. Sasaeng: if Kevin has fun friends, then Eric has friends

 

eric was here: was that a threat?

 

Prof. Sasaeng: no I’m inviting you to dinner

 

eric was here: then I reject 

 

ThisIsn’tAmber: can we please move on?

 

Luving Woo: maybe

 

Bradsker: hopefully

 

Prof. Sasaeng: never

 

Luving Woo: idec I’m inviting somebody

 

| Luving Woo invited JamsBro to the conversation |

 

eric was here: that isn’t a fun person!!

 

Prof. Sasaeng: I demand a refund!

 

JamsBro: I like to think of myself as a fun person

 

eric was here: only in your mind

 

Luving Woo: be nice to James he had time in his busy schedule to accept the invitation

 

ThisIsn’tAmber: oh hi there

 

Bradsker: hi person named James

 

JamsBro: yes I did!

 

JamsBro: also hi people

 

Prof. Sasaeng: fun or not, let’s begin the celebration

 

JamsBro: celebration on what?

 

Luving Woo: sarcasm lol

 

eric was here: YOU RUINED IT AGAIN

 

Prof. Sasaeng: ^^^^ I bet you introduce yourself like 

 

Prof. Sasaeng: HI I’M KEVIN WOO AND I’M A PROFESSIONAL FUN WRECKER


JamsBro: brb screenshotting

 

JamsBro: this is gold lmao

 

ThisIsn’tAmber: he introduces himself like that all the time on variety shows

 

Bradsker: ^^ truth, I’ve seen it countless times

 

Luving Woo: thanks for watching something of mine to see!

 

Prof. Sasaeng: dammit you little

 

Luving Woo: language! we have a guest!

 

Prof. Sasaeng: oh who cares it’s James

 

JamsBro: yes and I have feelings 

 

| Luving Woo changed display name to Prof. Fun Wrecker |

 

Prof. Sasaeng: No you stole my Prof.!

 

Prof. Fun Wrecker: boohoo

 

Bradsker: good your name isn’t cheesy anymore

 

JamsBro: ^^^^^^

 

Prof. Fun Wrecker: you thought that too? Why does everybody think that?

 

ThisIsn’tAmber: maybe because you always use the cheesiest display names?

 

Prof. Fun Wrecker: maybe I just think it’s cute hm

 

eric was here: not cute, corny

 

ThisIsn’tAmber: ^^^ it can get annoying sometimes

 

Prof. Fun Wrecker: thanks guys

 

JamsBro: no prob

 

Bradsker: what did you do?

 

JamsBro: you know my presence is enough

 

Prof. Sasaeng: my students are evolving, everybody

 

ThisIsn’tAmber: when that happens, it’ll be the end of the world

 

Bradsker: ^^^^^

 

JamsBro: I’d like you all know that I have only seen Peniel three times in real life

 

Prof. Fun Wrecker: has nothing to do with how much he has taught you

 

Prof. Sasaeng: hurhurhur #myimpact

 

JamsBro: my point is that the kid taught me nothing

 

Prof. Sasaeng: oh but I have

 

ThisIsn’tAmber: pls refrain from mentioning your impact from now on

 

Prof. Sasaeng: why? does the amount of it scare you?

 

Bradsker: oh it scares me

 

Prof. Fun Wrecker: same

 

eric was here: weirdos

 

JamsBro: what have you taught me

 

Prof. Fun Wrecker: don’t let him start

 

eric was here: ohohoho this is going to be fun

 

Prof. Sasaeng: so, let’s start this simply

 

ThisIsn’tAmber: someone stop him

 

JamsBro: should I be scared

 

Prof. Fun Wrecker: yes

 

Bradsker: very

 

Prof. Sasaeng: let’s get this fun started


look at me annoying you again lol anyway, if you noticed my favorite line it has to do with our very own fun wrecker. Thanks to every one of you subs you help motivate me to keep writing (please remember to comment!) c: I'll keep trying to pump out the weirdest and oddest jokes for you guys! See you later, 

authornim  /sorrynotsorry

P.S I am not used to this so excuse the weird part right here

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minion27
212 streak #1
Chapter 34: This english chat is so funny XD
SweetArmy
#2
Chapter 34: Another chapter! OMG! You're awesome! Hoping for the next ones. I kept on reading this and never get tired of it lol.


Oh, why is my ailee and eric breaking apart huhuhuhu. I need them being together again pretty please! I ship them so hard! And could you please invite exo or bts members? It would be so lit!
baeji-en
#3
Chapter 33: I reread this again and found new chapter;; omg I miss you so much. Since you mention iKON I hope they invite iKON too. Their members know English well and they're funny. But they don't really have interaction with them so I'm worried
And how about the new about Kevin's departure?;; it's pretty shocking and I want to know others' reaction
JONGYUWW
#4
Chapter 33: OKAY LIKE OKAY FIRST OF ALL I'M NOT OKAY. I opened the website and almost had a panic attack and just stared at my phone in shock. I couldn't believe you updated I was ready to cry lol. I seriously love your story and writing style and hoped you'd update. Reading it made me remember the feels I had when I first read it. I can't wait for more updates.

Hopefully Vernon shows up and we see Ailee being all motherly to him because of course Seventeen are her children lol.

And omg kcon brought up a lot of ships for ailee!! First with Rap Monster in NY and Abu Dhabi and Eric in NY as well. Hope to see some mentions of that!

Also the recent news of Peniel's hair loss! It'd be so cool to see their support.

Plus they've all had comebacks and so much new stuff that makes me so excited for your updates. Sorry for the long comment but I'm seriously so happy to see you back!!
SweetArmy
#5
Chapter 30: I hope you'll write a special chapter about ailee's cb where eric was in. It'll be awesome since the song fits their on/off romance here :)

Ps: Ive been reading this multiple times alreadyyy. Can't get enough of it. specially the romance between ailee and eric
JONGYUWW
#6
Its been a year since the last update and i still come back to re read this!
KISSmeSooVin598
#7
Chapter 32: I've been reading this couple times and never get bored hahahaha... nice fic author-nim. By the way, can you make Eric (GoodFor You) and Amber (Borders) Comeback Special please? I don't know if you have made Ailee's (Mind Your Own Business) yet ^^"
am_251 #8
Chapter 9: Update please and can you make another one with krystal but with kryber interactions pleeeeaaassseee?!?!??
aee_eusebio
#9
Chapter 32: airik!!!! *♡*
and the ending is perfect ahahahahahah XD
dinadee #10
Update pweeaasssssseeee