omg I am sooo sorry this took so long!! It's been like 2 months I am so sorry!! I bet you guys forgot about this story :( I just was busy with stuff and had no muse and :( I hope this chapter is amusing enough for your needs (probably not).. I still am having a lil trouble with ideas so if you have anything at all pls hit me up! :3 (yes I know the song isn't out yet but it will be and I bet it's $wag af bc it has the loml eric and almost-ult jimin in it so uhh)

| J1mi5 started a conversation with aoooo, pine, kehvin, b.ra.d, airik, and MyCat |

J1mi5: I released a new song! Eric was in it a little...

airik: then why does it say “(feat. Jimin Park)” huh

J1mi5: I sing the whole song

airik: you already debuted solo! you don’t need to sing anymore!

kehvin: debut solo.. when will I

b.ra.d: when your company gets the money l o l

pine: poor

aoooo: I love how that’s the first thing Peniel says

J1mi5: why didn’t I get the memo about the display names???

MyCat: don’t worry jimin, I didn’t get it either :( meanies!

b.ra.d: we’re 2kewl4u 

J1mi5: shut up

b.ra.d: I’m old respect me!

J1mi5: you can’t force me to do something I don’t want to do!!

aoooo: listen to the old man

MyCat: why the 4 o’s tho

aoooo: because it was necessary

pine: you don’t even have a cat tho so you shouldn’t be asking

MyCat: ...reasonable

J1mi5: but what about the song

airik: $wag af, if only that girl wouldn’t sing in it

airik: what was her name again? park jimean?

J1mi5: I AM A NICE INNOCENT CHILD

b.ra.d: I no longer believe this

b.ra.d: she is the devil’s daughter

kehvin: someone else saw the light!!

MyCat: what happened to you protecting her under your wing as your little sister

pine: he hung out with her more

J1mi5: how are you guys a group of antis when I first started hanging out with you guys I was an angel

airik: you were an angel

b.ra.d: our bffl contract has been terminated!

J1mi5: what happened to our eternal friendship

b.ra.d: it was a trap

J1mi5: don’t be antis I know you all love me

airik: who said we didn’t love you

kehvin: you’re just our evil sibling

J1mi5: who said I wanted to be a sibling

pine: what are you implying ;)

aoooo: get your dirty thoughts away from this young child!

pine: oh up

MyCat: rude

J1mi5: I’m like 19 I can handle dirty thoughts

kehvin: no you can’t

pine: well if she’s like me when I was 19, she sure can c;

b.ra.d: PeNIEl

pine: heheheh

aoooo: stop that immediately

airik: last time you liked when we called you evil

airik: what happened

J1mi5: I became a princess :3

pine: lmao what

kehvin: huh

b.ra.d: confused

MyCat: ignore it

MyCat: I know what she means

J1mi5: don’t ignore the truth

aoooo: ...confused [2]

pine: is it what I think it is

b.ra.d: NO DONT

kehvin: it’s because the author ships isn’t it

b.ra.d: SHUT UP

b.ra.d: QUIET

airik: l o l of course

airik: in other news

J1mi5: R00D

b.ra.d: go on eric! please!

kehvin: that doesn’t mean you’re a princess jimin

J1mi5: according to the author, it does

kehvin: pffft

pine: what

b.ra.d: THERE IS NO AUTHOR

MyCat: I can’t believe

b.ra.d: all of you shut up

aoooo: you can’t stop me

pine: lol who does he think he is

b.ra.d: let’s talk about something else

J1mi5: like what

kehvin: why Amber’s name is “MyCat” when she doesn’t have a cat

MyCat: sorta long story

aoooo: I got time

pine: oh we know you have time ailee

kehvin: cut it short here

airik: tell me & amy the full thing I’m curious too

MyCat: okay okay

b.ra.d: yeah I don’t want the full thing

pine: ^^^^ same

MyCat: chill

J1mi5: idk if I have time for the full thing

MyCat: long story short I’m reading a book with a cat in it and I want it to be my cat and my friend made a joke about it and stuff

airik: terrible explanation

pine: what friend

pine: female?

aoooo: omg it was that??

J1mi5: I’m still confused

b.ra.d: terrible explanation [2]

kehvin: I’m pretty sure I get it

pine: WHAT FRIEND

MyCat: you don’t know them

pine: are they female

MyCat: stay loyal to Wendy

pine: you know I will

pine: i just want to know

aoooo: suurrreee

airik: I doubt he’d drop wendy for your female friend

MyCat: what if they’re a guy

pine: a cute one?

kehvin: THAT WAS MY LINE

b.ra.d: all of you are terrible

airik: we’re in our 20s what do you expect

airik: we’re not all 450 like you

aoooo: or 230 like you eric

pine: or 150 like you ailee

J1mi5: or 75 like you peniel

MyCat: or -5 like you jimin

b.ra.d: all of you are terrible [2]

b.ra.d: I want to block kevin

kehvin: WHY

b.ra.d: it seems fun

pine: I can assure you it is!! :D

kehvin: I can assure you it IS NOT

MyCat: I did it once, it was nice

kehvin: up [2]

J1mi5: maybe I should try too

airik: I did it like twice...maybe thrice

airik: very enjoyable

b.ra.d: thank you for the important input! :)

kehvin: DONT BELIEVE THEM

kehvin: THEYRE MESSED UP

b.ra.d: and I’m not?

kehvin: ...tu che

MyCat: you mean touché?

kehvin: you know what I meant!

pine: lol

J1mi5: don’t worry, I’d do the same thing

kehvin: but that’s bc you’re bad at English naturally

pine: I LOVE THIS KEVIN

b.ra.d: wow what happened to the small puppy of ours

airik: peniel and jimin grew on him

kehvin: I’m not evil I just know the truth

aoooo: that’s even worse

pine: [cue evil laughing] muhahahahaha my minions will soon take over the world!

b.ra.d: why.. just why

kehvin: I’M NOT ONE OF YOUR MINIONS

pine: denial is the first stage

J1mi5: who said I was one of your minions

J1mi5: that’s so rude to me

airik: more like to rude to the minions huh

MyCat: all of you are terrible [3]

aoooo: do I have to be your friends

airik: clam down girlfriend

aoooo: I was your ‘girlfriend’ for like two weeks wasn’t that enough

airik: YOU DONT JUST DUMP ME LIKE THIS

MyCat: lmao

pine: I knew this would happen

kehvin: [breaking - official?] After two full weeks dating, are the ever famous Ailee x Eric  Nam couple really breaking up? This is the 100th warning, but it might be true!

J1mi5: “100th warning” they break up once a week

MyCat: exactly

airik: it’s very devastating bc it’s always her breaking up with me

airik: also it’s been like four months not two weeks

aoooo: it’s been never

MyCat: you already went through the first stage, we don’t want you to go back now

aoooo: he’s boring

pine: LMAO

airik: how is dating me boring??? I’m eric nam!!

J1mi5: maybe you’re too weird for her

MyCat: that can’t be it

MyCat: she’s weirder than him

aoooo: idk it’s not the same

airik: :(

kehvin: I can’t believe you find him boring 

kehvin: who’s interesting to you?

airik: if you still haven’t dropped that crush on b1a54’s manager...

MyCat: B 1 A 5 4! 

J1mi5: lmao

b.ra.d: same eric

airik: up [3]

aoooo: I got over him 2345 years ago

aoooo: I was too lazy to approach him

kehvin: I feel you

airik: well that’s good

aoooo: also I dropped you for an actor

airik: WHY YOU KNOW I CANT COMPARE TO AN ACTOR

airik: (because the actor loses every time)

b.ra.d: up [4] eric pls

pine: that was a good one tho!! :D

J1mi5: oooh too bad :/

J1mi5: WAIT IT REALLY IS WHAT IF HE ANNOYS ME MORE 

airik: nobody to talk to anymore :(

airik: since jimean insists, I might as well text her from now on

aoooo: if she insists ^^

kehvin: good then I won’t have to annoy her

J1mi5: I get annoyed enough by got7 texting me!

MyCat: how are those kids nowadays

J1mi5: as annoying as ever ;-;

airik: except your bae of course

J1mi5: he’s annoying af too

aoooo: I feel ya there bud

airik: UP [5]

kehvin: at least my baes like me :)

b.ra.d: what baes exactly

MyCat: weren’t they proved false like last month???

kehvin: I HAVE MORE

J1mi5: mmmhhhhmm

kehvin: I DO

pine: let’s not get through this liar again

airik: I’m heartbroken who’s going to come and hug me

b.ra.d: not me

J1mi5: same ^^^^^^^^^^

kehvin: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

pine: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ why would I ever

airik: I FEEL SO LOVED GUYS

aoooo: I just broke up with you why would I

MyCat: maybe

pine: I love us c:

p.s pls support history and their new album it is literal fire emoji I love it all so much (my son Jang Yijeong's solo goes hard af it is such a bop) also n.flying some nice children and jjy band bc bae is in it :D buy them legally if you're up for it, or go illegal like brad & i lol either way listen to em~