Mission BTS: Who can change Bangtan Boys?
Description
when life gives you lemons, you send them on a reality rehab.
Yoongi does yoga, Taehyung talks to goats, Jungkook falls asleep in trees and Jimin converts to an universal philosophy. Hoseok screams japanese rock songs, Seokjin is addicted to Starbucks and Namjoon couldn't care less. And who was the idiot to send them to the abandoned island?
As the boys, after a completed world tour once again put their feet back on Korean earth, something is definately wrong. Not knowing what to do, their manager calls into a crisis-meeting in despair. The outcome? A reality-rehab turned reality show. But is it the best idea, shipping seven idiots off to an abandoned island?
Rap Monster
Known as the charismatic leader that dancers like a robot, Kim Namjoon is quite the energetic guy.
Excelling in English he is to lead the band as they travel the world, but somewhere along the way he changes and becomes Emotionless-Mon. Simply ignoring his problems he prefers to always relax, procrastination on the level with the modern student. This may cause problems, because now there is no one to keep somewhat control of the mess that is BTS.
Jin
What do you get if you combine the famously awkward pink princess with a Starbucks-obsession on the level of an American teenage hipster?
Nothing good. During their stay in America Kim Seokjin, 22, discovers his love for Starbucks, which doesn't result in anything good. And especially since no one is willing to take responsibility for the caffeine-addicted princess who tends to throw fits whenever he goes without the mainstream coffee for so long.
Suga
Every BTS-fan knows that Min Yoongi hates to work out.
Nicknamed Motionless Min by his bandmates because he stays in bed on his days off he prefers to not move around unneccesarily.
However, after a completed world tour he is spotted carrying something that looks suspiciously like a smoothie-machine and a healthy foods-guide, which in itself doesn't look good. And it isn't, either.
J-Hope
Jung Hoseok likes dancing and hip hop, and walks around with a constant smile on his face. Known for joking around and lifting the spirits of the group he is the mood maker, but as he returns to South Korea after a completed world tour, he doesn't look the same.
Traces of a scowl on his face, he acts sceptical to the world. Wearing dark, ripped up jeans and band t-shirts with western rock bands no one has ever heard about before, he fits the Dark&Wild concept perfectly. But that's the problem: for Hoseok it's his style, not his concept.
Jimin
Who is Park Jimin?
When he leaves, he is the dancing, Jungkook-obsessed, grinning goofball that always jokes around. When he comes back, he is...
Not that, at least. Wearing something that looks suspiciously like monk's clothing, he has found his new way of life in an unknown religion in India (that is not buddhism, he has to make that one clear). He has managed to piss off his hyungs (and dongsaengs) numerous times, but talking about souls and the universe he manages to do it in a whole new way.
V
It's a commonly known that one has to treat Kim Taehyung as a special case, because that's what he is. He doesn't seem to have changed much as he returns with the others, but his naive obliviousness and 4D-personality has reached all new heights. One should think that he learnt a life-lesson or two on tour, but that's as far from the truth as you get. He now also speaks goat and befriends one named Albert.
Jungkook
The grown up golden maknae is good at everything he does, whether it be dancing, rapping or singing.
But as he gets back, he isn't doing any of those things. In fact, he is sleeping. And that's what he continues to do, as well. Only waking up for the necessary things as eating or going the the bathroom, he has turned into a sloth. Now the manager's biggest problem is how he is going to hold Jungkook awake for a whole concert.
Foreword
So, I got this idea out of the blue like, years ago. However, I've been hesitant to write it as I have no idea how it might turn out. For one, it's not like a huge, cheesy love-story. In fact, it's comedy. And second, I have no idea how people will react.
But still, I hope you'll read this story!
Oh, and by the way. I don't mean to be mean or harmful to any of the members of BTS with this story! It's simply written for fun.
Also, thank you DeepmeaningGraphics for the poster!
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