Your Average Love Guru

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He found a letter in his locker one morning, and he thought it was joke, but was it really?

(select the text at the arrows to read the message)

> Hello, Do Kyungsoo. A friend told me about your plight and I agreed to help you. Nothing is impossible in life if you put your mind into it and I hope that you could take my advice to heart till the end of your school life. To put it bluntly, I am your love guru, and I will be advising you on your love life from this day onward, till the day you accomplish the object matter of your dreams. God bless.

 

 

Foreword

 

Characters and Oh-tee-pees! (One time pairing)

 

 

Second year - 16 years old

Kim Jongin                        Zitao                             Oh Sehun

 

Third year - 17 years old

Byun Baekhyun                    Do Kyungsoo                 Park Chanyeol                Kim Jongdae

 

Fourth year - 18 years old

Zhang Yixing                      Kris Wu                   Kim Joonmyeon                   Xi Luhan                   Kim Minseok

 

 

Tidbits and lovebites about 'em babies:

  • Do Kyungsoo is friends with Baekhyun and Luhan. He's been stalking SM High's star soccer player, Kim Jongin, for more than a year now. > Will his feelings finally be realized?
  • Baekhyun has the hots for Jongin's best friend, Chanyeol, and the latter might be fine with it. Maybe. > *wink wink*
  • Luhan's been ogling the soccer team's main goalkeeper, Kim Minseok, for a while now, and he expects nothing less than pure reciprocation.
  • Sehun's the er who has eyes for Tao, and Jongin approves, > provided that his bed doesn't end up being their first choice for nasteh .
  • Kris is crazy about Kyungsoo, and he's got a few secrets up his sleeve. Then came Kim ing Joonmyeon, stealing the spotlight in his heart. > Could he fight off this angel demon?
  • Jongdae's the latecomer who spends his high school life coming up with dirty tricks to troll his new friends. > What a douche!
  • Yixing knows everything and everyone, but only a few people really know what goes on in his head. 
  • Kim Jongin (or Kai) is the definition of perfect, but he's got a big secret for all you lovelies, so look forward to it. > *ahem*inchapter12*ahem*

 

 

A/N:

Wassup! I'm starting a new one! Yayyyyyyy! Are you happy? No? Not even a little?

 

Well maybe after you've read this, you would. XD

 

This one will be another Kaisoo fic. Because I love em cuties and I wanna bite and kiss them and do nastey things with them, or see them do nastey things to themselves while I squeal in the corner.

 

Anyway, long story short, this fic is about LOVE! It's one of those cliche love stories with cheesy lines and goofy smiles. You've been warned. I'll try to mellow down on my profanities, because there are children in AFF. *gasp* Like nine or ten year olds reading (and writing) . WTF? I won't judge of course. Just...be careful.

 

> can kill. *slaps self* Have fun ya'll!

 

Note: If this idea is similar to someone, warn me please. I don't want people to think I plagiarized. Because I don't. My bestie does this to me a lot, and I like it. But her 'advice' are usually screwd. About men with abs and y s. And possibly large .

 

 

 

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olio_beesz
#1
Chapter 23: This must be the cutest ever fic that i have ever read! Gud job author! This is so good! I would recommended this to new reader. Thanks =)
winternoona
#2
Chapter 26: Second time of reading and damn, I still find it funny and so sweet.. I'm gonna puke rainbows and unicorns. Hahaha!!! :3
LunnyLynne #3
Chapter 13: hahaha Baek Again for Yeol... I love this title. In case you can't tell I love cheesy puns, and this is the best I've seen so far! loving the fic so far too, I can't stop reading!!! send help :P
DevilNextToYou #4
Chapter 10: In chapter 10 u stated that kyungsoo doesn't like classical music but during the performance itself u said he loved it
DevilNextToYou #5
Do I see xiuhannnnnnn XD
winternoona
#6
Chapter 26: OMG!!!!! This fic is soooo much fluff.. I love it so much! And when I saw the Sequel thing, I screamed!! Too much happiness!!!! Thank you authornim!!!! Muah!
ohamick
#7
Chapter 26: i totally love this fic cos i could relate.. I'm so kyungie the one who will just stares from the distance. who will get through everything just to get info about my apple of my eye! and ny crush is so jongin!! as in!!! he's the most popular guy in the campus!!! i just love this oh gosh!!!
but the sad thing is I'm not as smart as Kyung nor attractive and definitely will not reciprocate my feelings for him ha.. ha..

thank u for this gonna more of ur stories :)
ohamick
#8
Chapter 26: i totally love this fic cos i could relate.. I'm so kyungie the one who will just stares from the distance. who will get through everything just to get info about my apple of my eye! and ny crush is so jongin!! as in!!! he's the most popular guy in the campus!!! i just love this oh gosh!!!
but the sad thing is I'm not as smart as Kyung nor attractive and definitely will not reciprocate my feelings for him ha.. ha..

thank u for this gonna more of ur stories :)
365dancejongin #9
Chapter 21: Finished this in one day. Can I do something to this author to get my 4 hours back?! I'm supposed to be doing homework but this fanfic had to be a birch. -.-" Sequel? I'll die.