The Game: 'Nyan Cat' (perhaps the evilest little to walk the universe)

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When Kai has another game for Kyungsoo to try, Kyungsoo is almost certain that he’s going to grab Kai’s laptop and literally throw it out the window.

But then he remembers Kai has another five of them stashed somewhere.

“What is it now?” Kyungsoo groans, and Kai gives him a smirk.

“Try this one.”

“What is it?” Kyungsoo asks wearily.

“Don’t worry, you don’t kill anything,” Kai tells him with a laugh. He hands Kyungsoo the laptop and he stares at the screen.

It looks ridiculously stupid and ridiculously annoying. Kyungsoo thinks he’s seen this before somewhere; in fact, he’s certain of it.






“Is this Nyan Cat?” he asks.







Of course.


That stupid, annoying music. That dumb cat flying around in outer space farting rainbows everywhere. Who the hell would come up with such a concept?

“You have to catch all the sugary foods, like cakes and strawberries and stuff,” Kai explains to Kyungsoo, like he’s five years old.

“Avoid the greens. Everyone hates vegetables.”



But Kyungsoo’s always liked vegetables. His mother always said they’d make him grow up to be big and strong, and he’s certain Kris has vegetables to thank for his ridiculous height; most likely broccoli.

“What happens when you eat too many vegetables?” Kyungsoo asks. Kai giggles.

“Well, you lose, obviously.”

Kai hands the laptop across to Kyungsoo, and Kyungsoo groans because that music is up obnoxiously loud and he’s sure he’s not going to get any sleep at all for the night because he’s be too busy plotting ways to murder Kai.

“Can you turn the music off?“ Kyungsoo asks.

“No,” Kai states simply.

“In that case, I’m leaving. I’ll start early on cooking that kimchi spaghetti.”




Kyungsoo thinks he’s free of his stupid roommate, but not even five minutes later Chanyeol runs in with the laptop, sitting it on the kitchen bench by Kyungsoo.

“It’s NYAN CAT!” he screeches loudly, excitedly.

Kyungsoo thinks of many uses for the water he’s boiling to cook the pasta in. One of those uses is pouring the boiling liquid on Chanyeol to watch him burn. Kyungsoo feels very evil right now, and he’s pretty sure it’s something to do with that annoying as hell music.

“Turn it off!” Kyungsoo screams.

Chanyeol pays no attention, planting his bum on the seat and tilting his head from left to right repeatedly.

“Chanyeol! URGH!”




It’s not too long before the boy that, surprisingly, is older than him begins to sing along to Kyungsoo’s dismay. Chanyeol’s voice, obnoxiously low, becomes a squeaky, horrible mess as his voice cracks, and Kyungsoo feels like smashing his head against the wall.


“NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN!”


“Oh God, make it stop!” Kyungsoo wails.

Kris walks in to grab a bottle of water from the fridge, back from basketball with Tao. He’s got his headphones on, and he gives Kyungsoo a funny look as the resident chef of the dorm repeatedly bashes his head against the kitchen bench.

Kris goes to take his headphones off, but the minute he does he quickly flicks them back on his ears, backing away slowly.

Kyungsoo groans, turning across to the spaghetti. It’s all solid and gluggy and stuck to the bottom of the pot; he’s definitely overcooked it.







Three hours later...




“NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN!”











Four hours later.




“NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN!”










Midnight.




“NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN!”





“OH MY GOD BAEKHYUN CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT CHANYEOL UP!” Kyungsoo screams, bashing his hand against the wall. Two seconds later Baekhyun’s in their room, headphones on.

“You’ve got to admit, although it’s annoying it’s actually kind of funny,” Kai tells Baekhyun, who nods in agreement.

“What is AT ALL funny about this bloody game?” Kyungsoo shouts at him. Kai flinches, and pokes him on the forehead.

“Your expression the whole time.”

“NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN
NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH?”



THUD!

It seems Kris has finally had enough.

“Shut the up, Chanyeol!” Kris screams from the other room, and the whole dorm falls into absolute silence. Baekhyun leaves quietly, returning to his bed, and Kyungsoo tries his best to get into a comfortable position, rolling around in bed until his pillow is angled just right.







“Oh !” he growls to himself.

“It’s in my head!”


And now, Kyungsoo wants to murder Kai in his sleep.

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I apologise for this, really. Chanyeol and Nyan cat is not a good mix. What's worse than having that in your head all day?

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