Before she could respond, a very angry Jaejoong emerged from the toilet, shirtless and his hair wet.

It disturbed her that she was actually busy checking him out and melting from his hotness when she was supposed to fear for her life now. But she couldn't help that he was gorgeous. His six-pack was especially distracting, and his arms.........

He waved the box of condoms accusingly in her face, "Yah! Why do you have this in the toilet?!"

She wanted to snatch it over but he raised it above his head, and with his height it was impossible to get it back.

"Bom and Ga-In left it here! It's not mine!" she spluttered, desperate to explain herself

"Why would they leave this here?" he scowled, "And if they did, why is it hidden behind the plant?!"

"Well they... they left it here for me..." she felt her cheeks heat up, how was she supposed to tell him that they expected her to have with him?!

"For you?! WITH?" his eyes widened, as though he just witnessed a murder

She bit her lip, trying to come up with an explanation. He plopped himself down on the sofa with a look of disbelief on his face.

"If I hadn't dropped my ring, I would never have found out that you had another man!" he growled, "That you are cheating on me! I would have been kept in the dark forever!"

"No darling you have to hear me out," she grabbed his arm, "I haven't used it before!"

"Don't call me darling it's not gonna change anything!"

"You can ask Ga-In and Bom, they would tell you!"

"They could very well lie on your behalf, they are your friends!" he gritted his teeth, "Tell me, who is it? I am gonna break his back, oh yes I am!"

"Listen, they left it here because..." she took a deep breath, "because they thought we were gonna have tonight!"

"We?" he glanced at her, "We who? me and you?"

"Yeah.." she looked down at her bedroom slippers, feeling thoroughly embarrassed

Jaejoong seemed pleased with what he heard, "Oh. That explains.", he put the box of condoms on the table and went into the kitchen, "I am hungry."

He reappeared five minutes later with a turkey ham sandwich, he was a natural when it came to cooking.

"Want some?" he grinned and held his sandwich up

"No thank you, no carbs before bed" she shook her head, "Are you sleeping over?"

"Yeah. My only schedule tomorrow is at night." he sighed in bliss, "Dry my hair for me."

As he continued chewing on his sandwich, she stood behind him and toweled his hair. She couldn't help but notice how healthy his scalp looked.

"I made some avocado mask just now, do you want some?"

"Okay."

After clipping up his fringe, Jaejoong lay his head on her lap as she spread the green goo all over his face.

"Tell me more." he chirped

"Actually, they asked me out on Valentine's Day a month ago." she frowned, remembering the mess she had to clear up when all of them approached her. They were so disappointed that she felt horrible for a few days.

"But you spent Valentine's Day with me." he looked surprised

"Yeah! That's why I had to reject everyone else and tell them I spent it with my parents. I just hope Key doesn't spill it out to anyone. I can't trust that little ." she fumed, recalling how he spilled the beans about her hidden key to the girls.

"Oh.. so who are the rest of them?"

"Donghae."

"I know that one. He's been going at it for ages. Who else?"

"Hmm....Jonghyun?"

"I know that one too. So who did you reject?"

"Actually..... I didn't reject anyone...But!" she saw his face fall, "But I did tell Kikwang that I'll only go out with him if the other members are around. Same goes for Mir."

"...who is Kikwang?" Jaejoong looked incredulous, "And Mir? Where did they come from?"

"B2ST and MBLAQ. It's alright... you don't have to know."

"So...Is there anyone whom you are interested in as well?"

"Ji-Hoon."

Jaejoong's face darkened, it would remain a thorn in his flesh forever that the first person that Hana liked was Rain. He hated that she always referred to him by his real name, he hated that the first person Rain would call when he was troubled was Hana, he hated that they were so close, he hated every part of Rain.

"Anyone else?"

"Junho."

"Junho from...2PM?"

"Yeah. He's really nice."

"Hana," he cleared his throat, "is there anybody who isn't nice to you? Stop being so gullible!"

"Well. You are nice to me too, so should I stop being so gullible?"

"I'm different! I have only your best interests at heart" he huffed, "I am special, special!"

"Okay" she couldn't help but smile at his expression, "You are very very very very special, will that do?"

He nodded slightly, then went into silence.

"Hana ah~" after awhile he suddenly spoke again

"mm-hmm?" she concentrated on spreading the avocado mixture evenly

"Promise me you won't have a change of heart."

She looked into his eyes and stopped spreading for a second, "Promise."

"Okay. I feel at ease now." he heaved a sigh of relief and closed his eyes, "I was so worried that you'll like someone else..Changmin is always telling me someone will snatch you from me. Changmin that little bastard. Anyway Hana darling, it's alright if you date other people, just remember not to let them touch you anywhere. They cannot hold your hand or hug you as well." he went on longwindedly, "And they most definitely cannot kiss you. Oh, and who are the rest? I've counted, there are only seven mentioned so far. I need to know my enemies so I can deal with them if something goes wrong."

She closed in and kissed his forehead, where she hasn't spread the mixture yet, "I know I know, I'll keep a distance from all of them. And I'll tell you about the rest another time, now stop talking or the mask won't work."

Hana often thought to herself, if only they were both ordinary people, she would probably have married him by now. But they were not. It was so hard to get private time together and there were so many other people to consider that it made it hard for them to get together. It seems now that the best choice is just to remain as friends with benefits.

"mmm~"

By the time they both washed up and went to bed, it was already 4.18AM. Hana groaned when she looked at the clock, if she was expected at the office at 11AM she had to be up by 9AM.

"Hana, are you sure you want to attend training tomorrow?" Jaejoong wrapped his arms around her waist

"I have to. I missed it last week and Mia is not pleased with me." Mia was her manager

"But you'd be so tired"

"I can manage. You can sleep in tomorrow though"

"It's okay, I'll drive you to the office."

She suddenly opened her eyes in shock, "You drove here?"

"Yeah, why?"

"What if the fans discover your car in the parking lot?"

"...I didn't think about that." he muttered, "But I parked in a very secluded corner. Nobody will find out, don't worry too much."

"Fine..." it felt so nice to be sleeping in his arms that she was already dozing off, she turned to face him"...goodnight..."

"Goodnight. I love you." he kissed her gently on her lips and watched as she fell asleep.