A/N: just a little heads up, if you are easily grossed out by stuff(especially when you're Eating), skip this chapter.

And please do remember this is all fiction, so don't get too mad at me

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Quietly playing a game console  in my room is euphoria to me. I especially love that the only thing I hear is the full blast of my games. My alone time. No stress no s to give. Just me in my room with a few bottles of beer. Well, there is my cat, sogeum. She's the only reasonable being here, besides myself.

What do I mean by this? I found myself being the only sentient human in this god-forsaken dorm. Why you ask? Here are a series of events that lead to my conclusion. 

1. Taeyeon. Now who would have thought that this quiet critter has some shockingly weird . Sure she's a byun. Everyone knows that. But last week I caught her doing something weird and funny at the same time. 

We were asked to go to the dance studio for practice. And of course, we sweat when we dance. After practice ended, Taeyeon was out grabbing Tiffany's buns and whatnot. Tiffany squealed in surprise being touched from behind. Taengoo spun her and pulled her in to a hug whilst her hands were still on Fany's fany. The younger girl was wearing a croptop

The older slowly dragged both her hands up to Fany's waist, her thumbs pushing onto the younger's belly button. So here's the weird part. She took her hand off Tiffany then the elder sniffed her thumbs, I could see her eyes roll to the back of her head. I could have sworn she even it afterwards. 

I shrugged it off as her being a byun or something that the couple usually do, but it happened again, this time she did it to another person.

We were filming an MV just the other day, Yuri,  who was wearing a y tank top exposing her abs, was tying her hair up when Taeyeon attacked. She had her thumb on Yuri's belly button and poked it really hard. And again, as she took her thumb away, she sniffed that particular finger of hers. Ugh

2. Seohyun. Now, everyone knows our cute but oversized maknae is our pride and joy, and also the most righteous one. That's what you thought.

Right now, our maknae has grown up so much. She doesn't lecture us about junkfood anymore. What's even more surprising was what I found inside her room.

PHELAN SEGUR, DOMAINE DAMIEN PINON VOUVRAY TUFFO, ANT MOORE NEW ZEALAND MARLBOROUGH SAUVIGNON BLANC, SCARBOLO RAMATO PINOT GRIGIO, STINSON VINEYARDS ROSÉ, VIÑA REAL RESERVA, to name a few from her collection.

Bottle after bottle, my eyes were tearing up at her impressive wine collection. Damn. Innocent maknae has been drinking well. And quite good taste too~

It was surprising. I guess she isn't quite weird.

3. Sooyoung. You all know the personality of our shikshin. She loves her food. 

Just last week, she ate a whole box of pizza. The thing is, it's not unheard of.

Hyoyeon who was chasing Yoona, accidentally knocking down Sooyoung who was standing holding a box of freshly delivered pizza. When she fell, the box of pizza flew into the air, the box opened, and the whole pizza landed on the floor. What