exo more like exhoes

innocent maknae: TAO

borkhyun: did sehunnie actually just initiate a convo

innocent maknae: TAO

innocent maknae: TAO

innocent maknae: TAOZI

innocent maknae: .......

innocent maknae: O, HANDSOME AND WISE TAOZI~

ztao: you called?

Han Dynasty: fjefajwfjkafjwkf w o w

innocent maknae: GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS

ztao: wait

ztao: WAAAAAIITTTT

ztao: U DONt MEAN

innocent maknae: I DO

innocent maknae: THREE WORDS FOR U

innocent maknae: TREAT

innocent maknae: YO

innocent maknae: SELF

ztao: TREAT YO SELF TWO THOUSAND SEVENTEEEENNN

innocent maknae: U KNOW ITTTTTT

ztao: AWWWWWWWW YEEEEAHH BOIIIII

Mother: if i may ask, what in the world are you guys talking about

dog mom: same im confused

innocent maknae: sit down es i got a story for yall

Mother: im going to let that one slide

ztao: NOW THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW MY LIFE GOT FLIPPED TURNED UPSIDE DOWN

ztao: AND ID LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE JUST SITTIN RIGHT THERE

innocent maknae: ILL TELL YOU HOW WE BECAME THE FOUNDERS OF TREAT YO SELF DAY EVERYWHERE

:3: why did i laugh

dab lord has changed their name to pcwhy

pcwhy: why

innocent maknae: admit it,,,,,, it wasnt bad for an impromptu

pcwhy: damn it u right i giggled

borkhyun: R U GONNA EXPLAIN OR NOT

ztao: CALM DOWN FAKEHYUN

borkhyun: NICE ONE TAO

innocent maknae: AHEM LETS SETTLE DOWN

innocent maknae: once a year tao and i spend a day treating ourselves

innocent maknae: what do we treat ourselves to?

Mother: you tell me

ztao: CLOTHES

innocent maknae: TREAT YO SELF

ztao: FRAGRANCES

innocent maknae: TREAT YO SELF

ztao: MASSAGES

innocent maknae: TREAT YO SELF

ztao: MIMOSAS

innocent maknae: TREAT YO SELF

ztao: FINE LEATHER GOODS

innocent maknae: TREAT YO SELF

ztao: itS THE BEST DAY OF THE YEAR

innocent maknae: THE BEST DAY OF THE YEAR

borkhyun: and yall DON’T INVITE ME??????

Han Dynasty: SAME TF

ztao: well u see

ztao has changed their name to gucci shades

gucci shades: *slides on gucci shades*

gucci shades: its me and sehunnie’s thing

kyungsoo: Sehunnie and I*

ztao: NOBODY ASKED

borkhyun: I AM....... WOUNDED..........

borkhyun: TAO I CAN UNDERSTAND BUT SEHUNNIE?!!!!!

borkhyun: I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS

borkhyun: BROS

borkhyun: HOME SLICES

borkhyun: SHOWER BUDDIES

dog mom: w ha  t

:3: wHAt

innocent maknae: hyung ily but this is a tradition we cannot change

borkhyun: our friendship is over sehun

Mother: well anyways, it sounds fun!

unicornxing: i hope you guys enjoy yourselves!!

minnie mouse: ^

innocent maknae: ty hyungs <3

gucci shades: hurry up or ill leave w/out you hoe

exo more like exhoes

:3: its strangely quiet here without tao or sehun

pcwhy: lol jongin’s sulking in his room

minnie mouse: why?

pcwhy: he wont admit that he’s jelly

kyungsoo: Of course.

kyungsoo: Why is he even jealous? I thought he claimed he didn’t like Sehun like that.

borkhyun: the biggest lie he’s ever told

kyungsoo: He’s sure making it obvious.

exo more like exhoes

gucci shades: 

gucci shades: trEAT YO SELF 2017 SQUAD

innocent maknae: ayyyyyyyyyy~

minnie mouse: cute!!!

:3: u guys having fun~?

innocent maknae: ofc

innocent maknae: we even got bubble tea ^^

gucci shades: i just bought velvet slippies, cashmere socks, velvet pants, and a cashmere turtleneck

gucci shades: IM A CASHMERE VELVET CANDY CANE

innocent maknae: TREAT YO SELF

dog mom: ffs

pcwhy: 

pcwhy: jongin rn

borkhyun: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

dog mom: IM NOT

dog mom: WHY WOULD I BE JEALOUS ANYWAYS

pcwhy: ...

pcwhy: COUGHS SEHUN’S HANDS FOLDER COUGHS

borkhyun: PFPDPFPDKDKFSFAJEFKFWA

Han Dynasty: BOYYYYYYYY OMLLLLLLLL

innocent maknae: ?

innocent maknae: wait what

dog mom has kicked pcwhy from the chat

dog mom: nothing :)

Mother has added pcwhy to the chat

Mother: u cant run from what is true jongin

dog mom: it’s for an experiment That’s All

pcwhy: does that experiment involve hand kinks + a tall, blonde haired maknae?

dog mom: PLEASE JUST LET ME BAN HIM

innocent maknae: hey i need your guys’ opinion on something

innocent maknae: i was just trying on outfits and stuff and

innocent maknae: 

innocent maknae: 

innocent maknae: how do i look?

pcwhy: and there’s the sweet sound of u know who dying in pure agony in the other room

borkhyun: JFKAJWKFJWKAJFKAFKFMWF

borkhyun: BUT OOOOOOOH GET IT

:3: WOOWOWOWOWOWOWO THOSE EYES N THAT BODY THOOOO

pcwhy: Y PIECE OF MY HEART CANT HANDLE THIS I KEEP STARING AT IT

unicornxing: <3 <3 <3

Mother: I,,,,,,,

Mother: u kids grow up so fast,,,,,,

galaxyman: u did good son

minnie mouse: LOVING THAT OUTFIT

Han Dynasty: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kyungsoo: It’s really good, Hun!

innocent maknae: thank u all! (◠‿◠✿) 

pcwhy: jongin what do u think?

dog mom: i will murder your family

innocent maknae: oh

dog mom: NOT YOU I MEANT CHANYEOL

dog mom: you

dog mom: you did good

:3: IM STRAIGHT UP CA CKL ING

innocent maknae: thanks? i think

Mother: what are you kids doing now?

gucci shades: WE AT THE SPA BINCHHH

Mother: W HA=T

borkhyun: IM ACTUALLY ABOUT TO FIGHT YOU BOTH

innocent maknae: 

innocent maknae: ;)

:3: that’s...... super pleasing but

:3: BATTLE ME

Han Dynasty: I HAVENT BEEN TO A SPA IN MONTHS WTF IM SO JEALOUS

borkhyun: hah like jongin

dog mom: hey let’s tell a secret about ourselves

dog mom: ill go first :)

dog mom: i hate you all

:3: JKFAJWKFJKWAFKWNFAFKW WEAAKAKAKAKAK

kyungsoo: Omg, same Jongin!

pcwhy: THAT’S A LIEEE U LOOOVOEEE US

dog mom: if i had the chance i would push all of you off the nearest cliffs

galaxyman: including sehun?

dog mom: u know what,, sur

gucci shades: 

gucci shades: lol just figured out the password to tao’s phone im gonna have a field day with this~ ψ(｀∇´)ψ

:3: JONGIN JUST DROPPED HIS PHONE IM CR  YYIG NGNGNG

borkhyun: PLEASE W AINWAKFMAW CIM GASPING FOR AIR iACTUALLY ANCANTBREAHTE

pcwhy: HWHWDGWAJFHWAJFWAFNAKFKWAFOAWFLAWLMFFW

Han Dynasty: IM DE A  A A A A D D

galaxyman: WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT "SURE" JONGIN

pcwhy: audio.mp4

Mother: OML WHAT THE HELL IS THAT IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONES DYING

galaxyman: IS THAT A PTERODACTYL

pcwhy: THAT, MY FRIENDS, IS THE SOUND OF HIS SCREECHING

minnie mouse: NFAKEFAKFAFAWAF THERE ARE ACTUAL TEARS POURIGN FROM MY EYES

Mother: IC ANT STOP WHEEIZING SOMEOME CALL LIFE SUPPORT

gucci shades: ??

gucci shades: ik im good looking yall but this is a bit much

borkhyun: OH,,,,, SEHUN

gucci shades: that’s my name yes

borkhyun: our pure, innocent, naive sehunBOI

:3: oh ymy IGN FGOD

pcwhy: IM PSISING GMYSELF PLEE ASE

Han Dynasty: WHAT HAPPENED

:3: HE LITERALLY CAME OUT OF HIS ROOM

:3: TO TH E LIVING ROOM WHERE ME BAEKHYUN AND CHANYEOL R AT

:3: AND HE LOOKE