stop it. get some help

innocent maknae has changed their name to your lord sehun

your lord sehun has changed the chat name to make way for The Lord ™

your lord sehun: beep beep make way for the king motherers

Mother: what was that :) :) :)

your lord sehun: sorry cant hear you over the sound of my LORDSHIP

Mother: your lordship can go take a damn seat in the bathroom then and get ready to get that mouth washed nice and clean with the soap bar :)

your lord sehun: mothertrucker* hAha darn i hate auto correct

Mother: i thought so :)

baehyun: is he still going on about how they bought him a land in scotland under the title lord sehun or whatever

your lord sehun: U BET UR FLAT I AM

baehyun: MY AINT FLAT

jongbae: HIS AINT FLAT

pcwhy: 

your lord sehun: FEMALE DOG PLEASE

baehyun: BINCH ILL HAVE U KNOW MY IS VOLUMPTIOUS

jongbae: ooh my baek the intellectual!! bringin out those big words!!

baehyun: u kno it babeeeeee <3

your lord sehun: okay but if ur is so good

your lord sehun: why u always thirsting to bite my then 

gucci shades: AKFJWKFAWLFKW;AFLWF

pcwhy: EXPOSED

Han Dynasty:  GOT TOO REAL

jongbae: i................

baehyun: BABE PLS

jongbae: ur such a hoe

baehyun: ILL CHANGE MY WAYS PLS DONT LEAVE ME EE E E E E

jongbae: tf nO

jongbae: ur a hoe but like. same???

jongbae: like okay lets be real who wouldn’t be thirsting for a piece of that CAKE

ninibear: everyone knows it

pcwhy: sebooty is truly the most powerful

pcwhy: also i see u lurking jongin

ninibear: lol wat ahahaha

baehyun: AWWWW BABEEEEEEEE

baehyun: WE TRULY ARE A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN :’))))

jongbae: HOES FOR LIFE!!!

your lord sehun: ok that was nice BUT BACK TO WHATS IMPORTANT

your lord sehun: aka me haha

ninibear: u aint wrong

baehyun: hFJAEFJAWLFKAL

your lord sehun: oh

ninibear:  sorry hahA wrong chat

your lord sehun: haha its fine

baehyun: 

baehyun: this had one (1) job

gucci shades: 

jongbae: 

jongbae: us trying to get this through jongins STUPID HEAD

your lord sehun: ??? yall hyungs are weird

your lord sehun: nyways

your lord sehun: as my name implies i am now the lord of this household

gucci shades: says who

your lord sehun: says my like. probably 100 acre land in scotland binch

your lord sehun: bow down peaSANTS

minnie mouse: sometimes i forget how much of a menace sehun is

minnie mouse: and then i remember and want to strangle him

your lord sehun: that’s not something u should be saying in front of your lord oh sehun hyung

minnie mouse: execute yourself

make way for The Lord ™

unicornxing: anyone wanna go see beauty and the beast with me? (*´・ｖ・)

baehyun: YES

jongbae:  U SAID WE WERE GONNA WATCH THAT TOGETHER THO???

baehyun: LOL SORRY BAE BUT UH,,,, PRIORITIES

pcwhy: 

pcwhy: when bae always puts the side hoe before u

jongbae has kicked pcwhy from the chat

satansoo has added pcwhy to the chat

jongbae: why

jongbae: why must you make me Suffer

satansoo: Remember back in chapter one when you did this to me?

satansoo: This is karma, .

pcwhy: ily soo <333

Han Dynasty: psh what even is the fourth wall anyways

gucci shades: OOHHH CAN I GO WITH YOU XING

unicornxing: oh sure!! (人 •͈ᴗ•͈)

baehyun: wait,,,,,,

baehyun: what about me

unicornxing: aaaah im sorry baekhyun i just realized i only have one more ticket :;(∩´﹏`∩);:

baehyun: W HA  T

unicornxing: i owe tao for something too so its only fair i take him (⌯˃̶᷄ ﹏ ˂̶᷄⌯)

baehyun: WHAT ABOUT US

baehyun: WHAT ABOUT EVERYTHING WE’VE BEEN THROUGH

your lord sehun: that hsm2 reference tho

gucci shades: 

gucci shades: sorrrryyyy baek (⑅˘͈ ᵕ ˘͈ )

baehyun: u fckin fake I KNOW U AINT SORRY

baehyun: U ONLY EVER USE EMOTICONS AROUND YIXING TOO ING POSER

gucci shades: idk what u mean _へ__(‾◡◝ )>

unicornxing: taotao are you ready? the movie starts in twenty minutes (・・。)ゞ

gucci shades: ill be right out xing! (｡･ω･｡)

baehyun: oh so now theyre on nickname basis too huh

baehyun: figures

jongbae: bark we’re literally dating,,,, are u actually jealous of yixing and tao,,, two ppl with nothing to do with us,,, rn,,,,

jongbae: baek*

pcwhy: bark

your lord sehun: bark

minnie mouse: bark

Father: bark

baehyun: bark

jongbae: SHUT UP

baehyun: and u wonder why i hold yixing at a higher regard,,,,

jongbae: IT WAS A T Y P O

baehyun: just like our love

pcwhy: REKT

jongbae: 

baehyun: baekchen is now dead i only know a baekxing

jongbae: UR SO EXTRA FFS PLEASE BAEK

baehyun: who r u???

jongbae: binch u know what

jongbae: im gonna go play overwatch >__>

satansoo: Nobody cares.

make way for The Lord ™

minnie mouse: 5 minutes later and jongdae and baekhyun are a