exo more like exhoes

borkhyun: GUYS

borkhyun: GUYS HELP IM SCREAMING

junmoney: is kyungsoo chasing you around the dorm with chanyeol's guitar again

borkhyun: NO NOG GTHAT

:3: hHWaT IS IT SPILL

borkhyun: OKAY S O

borkhyun: MINSEOK HYUNG WASNT HOEME AND I GOT BORED

borkhyun: AND HE LEF HT HIS LAPTOP O NT HE TABLE SO I WAS LIKE HEYW HY NOT FOO L AROUND ONT IT

junmoney: baekhyun whAt did i say about snooping through other people’s stuff

borkhyun: SUDDENLY I CANT READ?

borkhyun: ANYWYAAS

borkhyun: I WAS LOOKIN THROUGH HIS FILES FO R THAT TEA I COULD SPILl BOUT HIm

borkhyun: BC  IDK HE’S ALWAYS A LITTLEeeeeEE TOO INNOCENT

borkhyun: A N DI FOUND

borkhyun: HIS FANFICTION STASH

dab lord: BOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

:3: H OLY

ztao: W H A T

junmoney: Oh My God

kyungsoo: This is where I leave

galaxyman: this is where i join i need to see this Tea

innocent maknae: sorry but... whats fanfiction

dog mom: um yeah idk either

junmoney: Don’T YOU DARE

:3: DONT..... CORRUPT........ THE...... CHILDREN

dab lord: TNEYRE ONLy BABI ES

junmoney: THEY’RE TOO PURE FOR THIS BAEKHYUN.

innocent maknae: pure?

innocent maknae: have u ever evEN S EE N JONGIN BE KAI ON STAGE

innocent maknae: I THOUGHT I KNEW WHAT FILTHY WAS

innocent maknae: I WAS WRONG

borkhyun: fck u right

borkhyun: those body swivels should be illegal

junmoney: not to sound really weird but even i admit he looks pretty good

galaxyman: as your husband im kinda insulted by that but like ?? tbh ?? same

:3: i think it’s some universal rule that you have to have a tiny crush on kai

dab lord: if i was dating someone and i was allowed to have one person i could bang n my partner wouldnt care

dab lord: it would probably,, be jongin

innocent maknae: shut up hyung we all know about your thing for him

:3: jealOUS?

innocent maknae: im just saying jongin’s right here

innocent maknae: ur prob making him feel uncomfortable

dog mom: it’s fine sehun lmao

dog mom: i find it interesting

innocent maknae: alright

borkhyun: coughs sehun was the one who initiated the convo about kai though coughs sips tea

borkhyun: BACK TO WHAT I WAS SAYING

borkhyun: fanfiction is, my dear children

borkhyun: essentially taking characters from a certain tv show, book, movie, anything and writing a story about them

dab lord: ^ wen u dunno how to eevn explain wat fanfic is so u urban dictionary it

borkhyun: shush

innocent maknae: that,, doesn’t sound bad?

ztao: they usually have in them

dog mom: oh.

innocent maknae: o h .

dab lord: WAIIT BU T WHA T AR E HIS SHIPS

borkhyun: THATS WHERE IT GETS SPICY MY FRIE ND

borkhyun: THE FANFICS.....

borkhyun: ARE ABOUT US

junmoney: W NHAT

:3: I CHHOk ED

borkhyun: AN D THEYR E WRI TTEN BY MINSEOK HIMSEL F .

dab lord: I M O UT!!!!!!!!!!!

ztao: IM SCREECHINGNFNALFLAFAF

ztao: THIS IS THE BIGGEST NEWS DROPPED SINCE BEYONCÉ ANNOUNCED SHE WAS HAVING TWINSSSSSSSSSS

:3: IM ACTUAA LLYY SHAKIN G

innocent maknae: i....... thought i knew minseok hyung..........

dog mom: idek what to say rn

junmoney: i am... disgusted...

dab lord: T EKL L US VEEYRTHING

borkhyun: I MGOING

borkhyun: okaAy so not ALL hope is lost most of these are fluff

borkhyun: he’s still a lil softi squish

borkhyun: BUT THERES A HANDFUL OF IM.. SOBBING.......

borkhyun: So First Of All

borkhyun: junmyeon hyung,,,, do u have a

junmoney: WHA T

borkhyun: IDK APPARENTLY MINSEOK THINKS U DO

innocent maknae: I M C RYING G

junmoney: W T F W HY

 :3: IM......

:3: I MEAN......

:3: U DO HAVE THE FACEOF SOMEONE THAT WOULDHAVE A DADY KINK

dab lord: DOENST HELP UR NAME IS JUN-“MONEY” EITHER

dab lord: THA TMAKES U SOUND LIEKA S UGAR DADDY

:3: fuNNY HOW...... IN........ loTTO..............

junmoney: i

:3: “IM THIRSTY EVEN NOW, THERES STILL SO MUCH TO GIVE YOU”

:3: - KIM "SUHO" JUNMYEON, 2K16

junmoney: I m....

dab lord: The Rumor Come Out: Does Kim Junmyeon Is A Sugar Daddy?

junmoney: I D I DNT EVEN WRITE THE LYRIC S

:3: SURE HYUNG,,,, SURE,,,,,,,