nonexistent heterouality

exo more like exhoes
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*this is a continuation of the last chapter :-)*

 

private convo: easy baek

 

:3: so

 

borkhyun: you conspired didn’t you

 

:3: u know it hoe ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

borkhyun: YESSS WHAT IS IT

 

:3: ya know how our lovely tao and hunnie were talking in chinese

 

:3: and kris said what he translated was ‘just a prank, bro’

 

borkhyun: fkajfkafkfaoafk pls

 

:3: well, kris’ excuse sounded hella fishy to me

 

borkhyun: aH YEah

 

borkhyun: he’s whipped for junmyeon hyung i wouldn’t be surprised if he lied just so he could get that Dicc

 

:3: omfg

 

:3: u aint wrong tho

 

:3: anyways

 

:3: i may or may not have asked our dear yixing hyung to translate what they were saying

 

borkhyun: oH????

 

:3: turns out...... our sehunnie really does have a crush on jonginnie

 

:3: but he doesn’t wanna admit it!1!!!!1

 

borkhyun: WHAAAAAAAAAAATTTT

 

borkhyun: WILDDDDDDDDDD

 

:3: IKRRRRRRRR

 

:3: I MEAN IT WAS HELLA OBVI THEY LIKED EACH OTHER BUT THIS CONFIRMS IT

 

borkhyun: r u thinking what im thinking hon (。•̀ᴗ-)✧

 

:3: operation: sekai?

 

borkhyun: precisely

 

 

coguhs

 

:3: yknow now that i think about it

 

:3: Where Is The Heterouality In Our Group

 

ztao: that’s like asking where sehun’s lines are

 

ztao: it’s nonexistent

 

vivi supremacist: touché

 

borkhyun: ur dAmn right

 

borkhyun: but seriously is anyone straight like

 

borkhyun: poor fans

 

vivi supremacist: not if ur a fanboy!

 

dab lord: We Get It Sehun

 

dab lord: You Like Men

 

vivi supremacist: SHU T UPPWLFPALFF;A IT WAS BY ACCIDENT

 

minnie mouse: ngl that was the most unexpected coming out of the closet moment ever

 

:3: everyone was so Shook the flashbacks

 

junmoney: to be honest I was quite proud

 

dab lord: same now i don’t have to cover up for you every time you say something hella gay

 

vivi supremacist: yeah but people still think everyone just t

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Hope_Min
#1
Chapter 14: Wow i ing love this fanfic
its a work of god i swear
annethundr05 #2
Chapter 14: 。゚(TヮT)゚。...lol I feel like I've gained 10yrs of life laughing at this fic. Omg this was brilliant, all the shade/meme/and general rudeness. This is one of the best text-fics I've ever read. Please keep up the brilliant work. Kudos
Wildbean #3
Chapter 14: THIS CHAT HAD ME ROLING ONT HR FLOOR. IM SO GUCKING DONE WITH EVERYONE BSJAINSJA IM WEAK LUHAN DEAD SONIC LKE TF. JONGIN OUT HERE GETTING RID OF SEHUN ANTIS CAUSE LIKE WHAT THE IS A SEHUN ANTI!?!! I SUDDENLY DON'T UNDERSTAND??
sweetpringles
#4
Chapter 14: Damn why did i just found this precious gem now;;;;;;
TheMysteriousWriDer
#5
Chapter 14: NEW UPDATE YAAAASSSS OMG I LOVE IT WHEN THEY TALKED ABOUT HOW BEAUTIFUL MINSOEK IS FKDKFJWIDISJD AND XIUHAN GOT ENGAGED OHMYOTOSJFGOGOD THANK YOU FOR THE UPDATE!!!!
TheMysteriousWriDer
#6
Chapter 13: THIS IS SO WONDERFUL LIKE I WAS READINF THIS AND I JUST CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AND CHANSOO THO MY SHIPPPPP IS RISING SLOWLY AND I AM SQUEALING mdkfmsckskdkkd I LOVE THIS!!!
delenaley
#7
Chapter 13: Also, ohmygdo this fic is so hilarious??? I read this at school and idk whether to regret it or list it on one of the best moments in my life bc I about died between laughing and holding in my laughter. I literally couldn't stop reading even after the teacher came in gshdhdjdhd. Also?!!? highly relatable w/ all the exposing and everyone being snakes even tho inside they all secretly love each other even tho even deeper down they hate each other and love more bc my friends??? The Exact Same™. Thanks for this story and making me laugh. Really made my week.