borkhyun added unicornxing, innocent maknae, dog mom, Mother, galaxyman, :3, minnie mouse, Han Dynasty, and ztao to CHANSOO CONFIRMED??

borkhyun: DO I HAVE SOME NEWS FOR YALL

Han Dynasty: YO YO YO I SAW THE NAME WHATS GOOD BAEKHYUN

borkhyun: U ALREADY KNOW IT HYUNG

:3: WHAHWHHATHTWWWWFKFEWFFLLFW

:3: TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME

innocent maknae: OMFFFFF

unicornxing: what’s going on

ztao: WAIT OMG REALLY SPILL THE TEA

galaxyman: YO

dog mom: PRAYING THIS IS TRUE I CANT TAKE SHARING A ROOM WITH KYUNGSOO ANY LONGER

dog mom: HE’S ALWAYS COMPLAINING ABOUT CHANYEOL BUT FOR THE STUPIDEST REASONS

dog mom: “UGHH HE’S SO TALL THAT PERSONALLY OFFENDS ME UGHHHH LOOK AT HIS RED HAIR HE’S GIVING ME AN ANEURYSM UGHHH LOOK AT HIM PLAYING THE STUPID GUITAR WHAT A SHOW OFF UGHHHH”

dog mom: BOIIII JUST TELL HIM U WANNA HIM ALREADY FFS

innocent maknae: LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

galaxyman: i raised the kids right B^)

Mother: WHY ARE YOU SUCH A BAD INFLUENCE ON THEM

minnie mouse: OK BUT YOU BETTER NOT BE MESSING WITH US BYUN BAEKHYUN

Mother: I WILL ACTUALLY GROUND YOUR FOR A MONTH IF THIS IS ALL A HOAX

borkhyun: OK OK QUIET DOWN

borkhyun: SO THIS ISNT EXACTLY CANON YET BUT

borkhyun: IM AT THE MALL RN

borkhyun: AND I WAS JUST LIKE CHILLIN @ STARBUCKS SIPPING MY MACCHIATO SLIDIN INTO SOME DMS WHEN SUDDENLY

:3: slidin into some dms??

borkhyun: CHANYEOL AND KYUNGSOO WALK IN TOGETHER

borkhyun: AND I SPIT OUT MY DRINK SO QUICK

:3: WHWDFHWATATTWTAHDW

Mother: THEY NEVER TOLD ME THEY WERE GOING ANYWHERE TODAY?????

Mother: I WILL GROUND THEIR ASSES??//???

dog mom: WHY R WE NOT TALKING ABOUT HOW KYUNGSOO WILLINGLY WENT OUT WITH CHANYEOL A L O N E

dog mom: THIS IS UNHEARD OF

Han Dynasty: ^^^^^ HONESTLY R U POSITIVE IT WAS THEM

borkhyun: DUDE I COULD SPOT THAT DAMN GIRAFFE HEADASS YEOL FROM A MILE AWAY

borkhyun: ALSO I CAN SEE THEIR FACES FROM WHERE IM SITTING AND IT’S DEFINITELY THEM

borkhyun: THANK GOD I DECIDED TO WEAR A HOODIE AND MASK TODAY

innocent maknae: OK BUT WHAT ARE THEY D O I N G

borkhyun: AS OF RN THEYRE JUST SIPPING THEIR COFFEE AT A TABLE TOGETHER AND CHATTING

borkhyun: KYUNGSOO IS BEING STRANGELY NON HOSTILE AND CHILL

galaxyman: ARE U SURE THAT’S THE REAL KYUNGSOO????

:3: THE FACT THAT THEY DIDNT EVEN TELL JUNMYEON HYUNG THEY WERE GOING OUT IS EVEN MORE SUSPICIOUS

unicornxing: maybe they’re on a secret date?!

ztao: AFJFHWJFWKFKGOPGEFLAWMFAMFLWAL

minnie mouse: SHSSISHTIRFKWFLAPWPFMWKFLALWM

borkhyun: IF THEY ACTUALLY TURN OUT TO BE A THING IM TELLING U GUYS I CALLED IT FIRST

dog mom: THAT’S NICE BUT WE NEED AN UPDATE WHAT ARE THEY DOING NOW

borkhyun: okay okay so they’re still just talking

borkhyun: i heard something about acting? dunno what that means but

borkhyun: UM

borkhyun: OOKAY SO CHANYEOL JUST LEANED OVER THE TABLE A LIL AND MOVED REALLY CLOSE TO KYUNGSOO’S FACE WITH THE MOST SERIOUS EXPRESSION ON HIS FACE LIIKE HE WAS GAZING INTO HIS EYES AND EVERYTHING

:3: BIIITITITICHHCHHHEFELSFLFLA;;F;FW;F

Han Dynasty: OBOBOBOOBOOYOYOYYOYOY

borkhyun: KYUNGSOOS FACE GOT RED SO QUICK AND HE PUSHED HIM BACK DOWN TO HIS SEAT IM FCKING SOBBING

innocent maknae: DO KYUNGSOO BLUSHING BECAUSE OF PARK CHANYEOL????

Mother: THIS CANT BE REAL

borkhyun: THEYRE LEAVING

borkhyun: BINCH CHANYEOL JUST GRABBED SOO’S HAND AND SKIPPED OUT THE SHOP

borkhyun: KYUNGSOO LOOKED SO DONE BUT HE WENT WITH IT WITHOUT EVEN SAYING A WORD I AM OFFICIALLY SHOOK™

galaxyman: WTF R U DOING FOOL

galaxyman: FOLLOW THEM

borkhyun:  U RIGHT

borkhyun: *danny phantom voice* IM GOING GHOST

borkhyun: ok ok so i stalked them and now theyre in some clothing shop

borkhyun: chanyeol’s gushing about this jacket he found

borkhyun: he’s going to go try it on now with some skinny jeans or something

borkhyun: the jacket aint even cute tbh

innocent maknae: i mean are u really surprised

innocent maknae: the only thing the guy knows are adidas jackets

borkhyun: jfjekfjakf tru

borkhyun: kyungsoo’s waiting for him outside the changing room all cutely

borkhyun: this is hella domestic im

ztao: IM NOT EVEN THERE AND IM SQUEALING THIS IS SO ADORABLE

borkhyun: CHANYEOL JUST CAME OUT THE CHANGING ROOM AND I U NOT

borkhyun: KYUNGSOO STARTED CHOKING

dog mom: WEAAAAAAAK

galaxyman: SOO IS CRUSHING SO BAD IM DYING OF LAUGHTER

borkhyun: YEOL, THE IDIOT, IS FUSSING ALL OVER HIM NOW MAKING SURE HES OKAY KYUNGSOO’S TURNING SUPER RED BC HE’S REALLY CLOSE IM WHEEZINGNNGNGNG

minnie mouse: i cant believe im cryiNG just reading this

borkhyun: GOTTA ADMIT THO SOO’S RIGHT HE LOOKS PRETTY HOT

borkhyun: LIKE, IF I DIDN’T FIND THE THOUGHT OF DATING HIM REPULSIVE ID WANNA TAP THAT

ztao: DAMNNNN

:3: it cant be that good

borkhyun: bro i assure u,,, it’s that good

:3: Where Are The Receipts

borkhyun: 

ztao:  THAT AINT BAD

innocent maknae: for chanyeol’s usual fashion that’s a 10/10

unicornxing: he looks so fresh!!

galaxyman: GET IT MY SON

borkhyun: yall i actually think i became 34% gayer after seeing him in this

:3: eh it’s whatever

borkhyun: boi are u insane

minnie mouse: i think jongdae’s jealous~

borkhyun: of what??

:3: IM NOT JEALOUS

borkhyun: OH!!!

borkhyun: I GET ITTTT

borkhyun: UR JEALOUS OF HOW GOOD YEOL LOOKS!

Han Dynasty: looks into the camera like im in the office

innocent maknae: 

innocent maknae: 

innocent maknae: i am always jim

minnie mouse: yeah of course

minnie mouse: that’s totally what i meant baekhyun

minnie mouse: 100%

borkhyun: dw bro i think u look good no matter what

:3: thanks bro

borkhyun: back to The Situation kyungsoo’s okay now but he is still Visibly Shook by chanyeol’s unexpected DADDINESS

borkhyun: chanyeol’s practically glowing kyungsoo told him he “looked fine” and now he’s bouncing off the walls what a whipped

:3: TBH HE’S SUCH A LOVESICK PUPPY

innocent maknae: THIS IS SOOOO CUTEEEEE THOUGHHHH

borkhyun: yeol just found this cute beanie and put it on kyungsoo and started SQUEALIGN ADORABLY

:3: AAAA A  AAA a a aaA A AHAAA A A AH H HH H H 

borkhyun: HE KEEPS SQUISHING SOO’S CHEEKS FUUUCCKCC

ztao: I A M YODELEING

borkhyun: 

innocent maknae: THE CUTENESS OVERLOAD I CANT BELIEVE

minnie mouse: OH MY GODDDDDDDD

:3: THAT'S THE MOST ADORABLE THING IVE EVE R SEEN MURDER ME GOD I AM SCREAMING INTO THE V O I D

borkhyun: HES BLU SH HH  HH H ING NOW IMC RYYING

borkhyun: OK thEY just bought some stuff including the Jacket and Beanie and now they’re heading out ill be back with more updates

borkhyun: alright now they’re at some music shop

borkhyun: kyungsoo’s looking at records while chanyeol tries out instruments

Mother: expected tbh

borkhyun: yeol just called ksoo over to the piano

borkhyun: HE WANTS KSOO TO PLAY THE PIANO

:3: WHAAAATAATTA

ztao: INHALES

unicornxing: omg!!!!!!

borkhyun: soo kept shaking his head and like refusing but yeol wasn’t having it???

borkhyun: now he’S OMMFMGMGMFMGMGMG

dog mom: WHAT HAPPENED

Han Dynasty: YOU CANT DIE NOW BYUN BAEKHYUN WHAT’S GOING ON

innocent maknae: HYUNG U BETTER FCKNG ANSWER

borkhyun: IM SORRY I NEEDED A MOMENT TO BR E ATHE

borkhyun: I ACTUALLY SCREECHED AND LIKE 3 PEOPLE LOOKED AT ME IM WHEEZING

:3: BAEKHYUN

borkhyun: SORRY

borkhyun: OKAY SO SO CHANYEOL LIKE PLANTED KYUNGSOO DOWN ONTO THE SEAT AND PUT KYUNGOSOS’S HANDS ON THE KEYS RIGHT

borkhyun: AND THEN HE LIKE STOO D BEHIND KSOO AND WRAPPPED HIS AARMS AROUND HIM SO HE COULD PUT HIS HANDS ON TOP OF SOO’S IT WAS THE PUREST THING IV E EVER SEEN HE DID IT SO G E N T L Y

Mother: WJDIWFOFKPWFAWKFJAKFNJANFWJAFNAKWFF

borkhyun: NOW HE’S HELPING HIM PLAY IMFEMFEFICUFKING

ztao: I DEMAND P H O T O S BICNHC

borkhyun: LOOKATTHIS.png

galaxyman: I...............

ztao: IM SCREEHHCHCIGNGNGNWFE

Han Dyna