exo more like exhoes

kyungsoo: Guys, I need you all here for an important meeting.

minnie mouse: ?? what is it?

Han Dynasty: usually it’s junnie doing things like this

junmoney: did you just call me junnie

junmoney: I am your Mother and this is the treatment I get

Han Dynasty: and im older than you what’s your point

borkhyun: BOOM ROASTED

minnie mouse: lu, the lowkey savage

junmoney: if you know how I feel why would you say that?

junmoney: like, you put me in such an uncomfortable situation

ztao: YOU KNOW IM NOT HAPPY YOU KNOW IM TRYING TO SEE IF IT WILL WORK OUT HERE

:3: anD I KNOW ITS NOT!!!!

kyungsoo: SHUT UP

junmoney: r00d

:3: pls don’t text like that hyung

junmoney: y not?

junmoney: isnt this what all the c00l kids are doing?

:3: i think i’ll die early of second hand embarrassment thanks to you

kyungsoo: Is everyone here yet?

minnie mouse: everyone except the maknaes, kris, chanyeol and yixing

vivi supremacist: im here did i miss drama

ztao: not much tbh just lu hyung shading jun hyung and a subsequent kim k meme

vivi supremacist: love me some t ea !!

junmoney: kris will show up soon he likes his entrances

junmoney: and now that sehun’s here, jongin will be here in

junmoney: 3

junmoney: 2

dog mom: sorry i just saw the notifs !!

borkhyun: holy crap

:3: that was actually pretty freaky

borkhyun: hOw DiD yOu KnOw?!!?!

junmoney: call it a mother’s instinct

kyungsoo: Yixing probably hasn’t even noticed we started texting, to be honest.

kyungsoo: And Chanyeol’s here, he’s just lurking.

dab king: 

kyungsoo: You’re precisely the reason why this meeting is behind held.

borkhyun: isn’t he the reason behind every problem?

kyungsoo: For once, I agree with you.

ztao: THE SHADE!!!

ztao: THE SHADE OF IT ALL!!!!

dab king: ?!!!?????1?#!??///? b ut wh at did I dO

dab king: also, r00d

dab king: someone defend me :(

dog mom: nah they’re right

vivi supremacist: W A S T E D

:3: G G G G G ET REKT

dab king: i.........................

dab king: what have i done to deserve such CRU E LT Y

kyungsoo: ANYWAYS

kyungsoo: As much as I love roasting Chanyeol and think we should make a day devoted to just that, we have more pressing matters.

kyungsoo: It’s about your dabbing.

junmoney: oh so THAT’S what all the kids are doing these days!!

vivi supremacist: hyung ur only like 25?

ztao: oh thank god i thought we’d never talk about this

kyungsoo: I’m pretty sure I’ve seen you dab before?

ztao: yeah but at least i look appropriate while doing it

Han Dynasty: wait wasn’t dabbing a thing like a year ago?

:3: hyung u know how late yeol is to all these trends

kyungsoo: The point is, Chanyeol, you need to stop dabbing.

kyungsoo: At this point, I’m actually concerned for your wellbeing.

dab lord: aw!!!!! kyungsoo caring about me?

kyungsoo: I’m worried you’ll become even more of an idiot if this behavior continues, and I genuinely think I’d die because of all that stupidity.

kyungsoo: And then where would EXO be?

borkhyun: KFJKAJFEKAFKLAKFAPFPAF

borkhyun: KYUNGSOO THE SAVAGEEEEE

dab lord: what is this everyone hates chanyeol day

:3: no, that’s November 26th

:3: so we can be mean to you the day before we’re forced to be nice to you

ztao: IM WEAAAKKKKK

dab lord: I aM a vIcTiM OF cYbERbULLyING

kyungsoo: Back to the matter at hand,

kyungsoo: If you don’t believe how bad the situation is

kyungsoo: theidiotdabbing.mp4

kyungsoo: He dabbed to MOZART