we’re going to die

Mother: hey

Mother: hey guys

Mother: wanna hear a joke

ninibear: no

baehyun: no

pcwhy: nope

satansoo: Never.

innocent maknae: nah

jongbae: negative

Mother: too bad you piece of s

Mother: why don’t programmers like nature?

unicornxing: hyung it’s time to stop

Mother: it has too many BUGS

Mother: GET IT LMFAOOOOWFALFW

Han Dynasty: delete yourself please

innocent maknae: i want to die

pcwhy: why is he acting like that was the best joke of 2017

Mother: EXCUSE ME MY JOKES ARE THE BEST

ninibear: hyung let’s be real here

ninibear: your jokes actually give me the urge to leave exo

Mother: i don’t deserve this hate

minnie mouse: OMG ARE WE MAKING DAD JOKES

minnie mouse: I LOVE THOSE

Mother: I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE MY FAVORITE

innocent maknae: he tells you you’re his favorite one minute

innocent maknae: the next he’s left you for some other hoe

jongbae: water is wet grass is green our parents are fake We Know

minnie mouse: HEY GUYS

minnie mouse: what did vincent say when he lost his car in the parking lot?

Mother: WHAT WHAT WHAT

minnie mouse: WHERE DID MY VAN GOGH

Mother: WHEAKWJALFKAWPFWALF,ALFMAW

gucci shades: when will you stop

Mother: ARE YOU A BANANA

Mother: BECAUSE I FIND YOU

Mother: APPEELING

satansoo: How do we delete someone else’s texts?

jongbae has changed the chat name to stop it. get some help

minnie mouse: IM DEADDDD ANOTHER ONE

ninibear: how do they actually find these funny

pcwhy: and were called the weird ones smh

Mother: what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?

minnie mouse: idk what

Mother: it becomes DAYTROGEN

minnie mouse: AMFLAWFKWPFAWFLAF

baehyun: this is where i leave

Mother: good nitrogen

minnie mouse: sleep tightrogen

Han Dynasty: i want a divorce

Father: you’re not even the one who has to deal with this 24/7

stop it. get some help

Mother: what did the grape say when it was crushed?

minnie mouse: WHAT

Mother: nothing it just let out

Mother: a little wine

ninibear: choke me

innocent maknae: uh are you into that

ninibear: no i just wanna die

innocent maknae: Relatable

baehyun: (why did he want to know though)

jongbae: (shady if u ask me)

innocent maknae: oh noOOo o Oo Oo o hyung don’t tell a conveniently timed joke right now!!!!!

innocent maknae: that’d be awful!!!!!

Mother:  

jongbae: hyung just stop already u never make jokes that r funny

Mother: i made you.

minnie mouse: OMFMGMGWKFLAF

gucci shades: IM SCRMEAING

ninibear: WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOWWOWOW

pcwhy: YUOD DI D HHIM SO DIRTY IMC RIYNG

satansoo: I’m cackling

Mother: 

jongbae: they ask you how you are and you just have to say that you’re fine when you’re not really fine but you just cant get into it because they would never understand

stop it. get some help

Mother: hey

satansoo: There are over one million words and none of them can describe how much I want to hit your face with a chair right now, hyung.

gucci shades: 

jongbae: OMLAWFLAWFF;W

pcwhy: PLEA S E THAT WAS TOO STRONG

ninibear: SAVAGE SOO RETURNS

Mother: i...... wasn’t even going to make a joke

Mother: why yall gotta be so rude

satansoo: Sorry, but I had to get it out just in case.

Mother: all of you are bullies

Mother: anyways since im so kind im cooking today

innocent maknae: ooh what’s on the menu hyung??

pcwhy: NO

Han Dynasty: I KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING DON’T DO IT

Mother: me-n-u

baehyun: O YMY GOD

pcwhy: HE DID I T

innocent maknae: i........

innocent maknae: who even are you?

Mother: IM SORRY I SAW THE OPPORTUNITY

gucci shades: someone get this man jesus

jongbae: read ur bible

baehyun: 

Mother: IT WASN’T EVEN THAT BAD

ninibear: YOU USED A PICK UP LINE ON HIM

Mother: IT WAS A CLEVERLY CRAFTED PUN

satansoo: Don’t worry hyung, I’m looking up some therapy options for you already.

satansoo: You’ll b