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ztao: today ive decided to embark on an adventure

junmoney: you didn’t ask for my permission?

ztao: of the catfishing world

:3: w h a t

junmoney: oh hell no

Han Dynasty: tao wtf

vivi supremacist: are u that thirsty for ?

junmoney: s e h u n

ztao: Listen i have a good reason for all of this

ztao: it all began yesterday

borkhyun: Yesterday

ztao: i was.... online shopping.... lookin for some sweet threads

borkhyun: Threads

minnie mouse: wait do you mean clothes???

ztao: no i sew now and wanted some decent thread to make a scarf that i can choke baekhyun with

borkhyun: BI T C H

junmoney: LANGUAGE.

borkhyun: FEMALE DOG*

ztao: that was sarcasm if you couldn’t tell hyung

minnie mouse: i got it.

ztao: i meant the choking part though interrupt my story one more time and see what happens

borkhyun: boohoo im so scared of a man who cries at the mention of a haunted house

dab lord: #rekt

ztao: dw i still got the footage of you crying when jongin dressed up as zombie michael jackson and chased you around the dorm

dab lord: I TAKE BACK THE #REKT

dog mom: lmao that was so funny

borkhyun: IT LOOKED REAL BINCH HE WAS CARRYING A KNIFE AND EVERYTHING

vivi supremacist: it was clearly a rubber one, hyung

vivi supremacist: it flopped around “and everything”

borkhyun: no one ASKED for your SASS sehun

ztao: BACK TO MY STORY

ztao: so while shopping i come across these nice gucci shoes

ztao: and i was like wow!! i need to buy that!!

ztao: i checked my bank account......... and it was EMPTY

vivi supremacist: tragic

vivi supremacist: is the story over yet

ztao: shut up and maybe it will be

ztao: so i decided to do what any rational, normal, loving, caring, friendly

dog mom: are these all adjectives meant to describe you?

dog mom: because... none of them do.

Han Dynasty: LMFAAOOOOOOOO

vivi supremacist: IM DEAD

ztao: shut up, jongin

ztao: so I DECIDED TO DO WHAT ANY OTHER PERSON WOULD DO

ztao: i asked kris hyung if he would buy it for me!

galaxyman: i heard my name?

ztao: and do you know what he said?

:3: why the hell are you asking us can you just say it already

ztao: HE SAID

ztao: N I QUOTE

galaxyman: to buy it yourself

ztao: way to ruin the moment

ztao: BUT THAT’S WHAT HE SAID

galaxyman: ngl it was the ugliest pair of shoes ive ever seen i wouldn’t spend $800 on that even if it cost me my life

ztao: IT WAS A FANTASTIC PAIR OF SHOES

galaxyman: i beg to differ

galaxyman: 

dab lord: AJKAWFJAWFOAWFLAFPWAAW WHAGT ARE THOOOOOOOOSEEEE

galaxyman: boi gon be looking like he wearing trump on his feet

borkhyun: FKAJFWKFJAOWFKFAPFAWFAKWFNAWFNAKFNWAKFA PLEEEAASSEEEE I CANT BREATHE

:3: KRIS THE S A VA GE

ztao: THEYRE IN RIGHT NOW DAD I WANNA BE TRENDY

galaxyman: im not letting u go out in fcuking goat fur tao

galaxyman: that's not even trendy that's pretentious

ztao: HgOW CUOLD U. DO O THIS.. T O MIE

vivi supremacist: story time: my backstabbing dad ruined my life?!

dog mom: im surprised he hasn’t made a youtube channel to do storytimes yet

dab lord: wait jongin knows what a meme is?

vivi supremacist: i mean up until a few days ago he didn’t but i educated him ^^

vivi supremacist: still doesn’t know how to log out of Instagram though

vivi supremacist: or take a decent selca

dog mom: sh hut u p

vivi supremacist: but tao really would be great at storytimes

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