burning soup & ikea trips
exo more like exhoesTHE DISRESPEKT
Mother: KIDSSS GUESS WHAAATTT
gucci shades: you finally found kyungsoo’s missing hair?
satansoo: I will find you, Huang Zitao, and I will kill you.
Mother: LOL I WISH
Mother: BUT TIS EVEN BETTER ;) ;) ;)
baehyun: wat could b beter than dat
jongbae: maybe a cure for his hair? a way to get him to stop cutting it??
satansoo: God, when will murder finally not be illegal?
pcwhy: OKAY OKYA A SMCUH AS I LVOE ROASTING KYNGUSO
pcwhy: WAHST THE SURPRISE
satansoo: It’s a dictionary :)
pcwhy: ??pc-why
satansoo: So you can learn how to spell my name properly, you piece of .
Han Dynasty: LOOOOOOOOOOL
innocent maknae: BEST INSULT IVE HEARD ALL DAY 10/10
gucci shades: CLAPBACK GAME 2 STRONG
Father: OUCH THAT SALT
minnie mouse: tbh when will he learn how to spell in general
Mother: OKAT Y SHHHHHHHH
Mother: THE SURPRISE IS
Mother: WE’RE GOING
Mother: ON
minnie mouse: S A Y I T
Mother: V A C A T IO N
innocent maknae: WAHTTAWHAJFKMWFW
pcwhy: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
baehyun: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH OMMFMGMGMGG
satansoo: !
unicornxing: GASP
jongbae: I AHVENT HEARD THOSE WORDS IN 5 YEARS ,, THANKS SM
ninibear: IMMMMMMMMMMMM FAJKWHAFKFLJFOAFPF
gucci shades: PLS TELL EME WERE GOIGNT O THE BAHAMAS I NEED THA T TA N
minnie mouse: WILL I FINALLY BE ABLE TO CLOSE MY EYES AND R E S T
Han Dynasty: THIS ISA GLORIOSU DAY
Mother: yeah,,, about that
Mother: how do i put this as nicely as possible
Mother: we’re going on vacation,,,,
Mother: without u
Father: as in just the two of us
Mother: me and ur father ^
baehyun: i
gucci shades: i...
pcwhy: hAHa this is april fools right
minnie mouse: it’s april fifth
pcwhy: THIS IS APRIL FOOLS RIGHT.
Mother: .....................no
Han Dynasty: im removing myself from this family
innocent maknae: cant believe our parents were the true snakes after all smh
jongbae: fake parents what the kind of buLL
ninibear: im running away to canada if u guys wanna join me be my guest i no longer know these people
pcwhy: who even are a kim junmyeon and a wu yifan??? never heard of them
Father: kids calm down
satansoo: Was that the wind?
baehyun: sure wasn’t me
Mother: hey listen it’s only going to be for a week
gucci shades: wait we’re going to canada?
gucci shades: funny, i think i used to know someone from canada
gucci shades: turns out he was a snake
Father: this kris slander in my own damn home
unicornxing: at least canada has moose!!ヽ(〃・ω・)ノ
innocent maknae: it's more than what this land of the snakes has
pcwhy: u absolutely RIGHT
Mother: are you guys actually going to canada
jongbae:
jongbae: did we in stutter hyung
minnie mouse: i already booked our flight.
ninibear: exo’s disbanding it was a good run u guys
Mother: omfg yall are so EXTRA
Mother: liSTEN it wasn’t even our choice they want us to do some promotion stuff or whatever
Mother: we’ll be back before you know it!
satansoo: And you think you can just desert us, your CHILDREN, and let us starve?
Mother: u ... know how to cook tho?
satansoo: Shaking my head in shame, hyung.
satansoo: Shaking my damn head.
Mother: okay im never going to get anywhere with you guys so
Mother: call us if you’ve got any emergencies
Mother: and i mean ACTUAL emergencies
Mother: and minseok hyung ur in charge of everyone while were gone
minnie mouse: THE
innocent maknae: BUT HYUNGGGGG CHANYEOL HYUNG CAN BARELY TAKE A SHOWER BY HIMSELF
Mother: he’s gonna have to manage
baehyun: kyungsoo can help him ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
satansoo: Speak another word, Baekhyun, and see what happens.
baehyun: an empty threat i bet
baehyun: hah that rhymes
baehyun: ohnymINGGGFJlADHFKLA
pcwhy: uh
jongbae: baek??
baehyun: IJSUT LEFT Y=MY ROOM AND SKUYNGSOO JUMPD DOWN FRMOM THE CEILIGN NAD AKTTACKE DME I M SCFREMAING AND RUNINGJ
Mother: ...
Mother: have fun minseok
minnie mouse: i loathe you with every ounce of my being.
jongbae has changed the chat name to we’re going to die
private chat: chaotic evil
minnie mouse: so!
satansoo: I don’t like where this is going, hyung.
satansoo: That’s a very suspicious ‘so’.
minnie mouse: haha well you see
minnie mouse: as the person in charge
minnie mouse: im putting you in charge now :-)
satansoo: What the , why
minnie mouse: because why should i have to babysit you idiots when i could be making out with luhan in our room
minnie mouse: just don’t kill anyone and we’ll be good!
satansoo: Are you ing kidding me
satansoo: Don’t make me suffer like this, you know I cant make those kinds of promises.
satansoo: Hyung, I know you’re reading these.
satansoo: HYUNG
satansoo: Oh my ing gosh
satansoo: FINE
satansoo: I’ll accept this once.
satansoo: I’ll get my retribution soon enough :)
minnie mouse: sure
we’re going to die
satansoo: Guess who’s in charge now, kiddos.
pcwhy: MY LIFE
satansoo: To be fair, it wasn’t my choice
satansoo: But it will surely be an absolutely miserable week for all of us.
private chat: dumb
satansoo: Baekhyun, I’m coming home from the studio soon.
satansoo: Put some spaghetti on the stove so I can start dinner when I get back.
baehyun: sure thang soo ;D
private chat: LOMLLLL <3 <3 <3
baehyun: BABE HOW THE DO YOU COOK SPAGHETTI
jongbae: YOURE ASKING ME?!?/1/1!?!
baehyun:
baehyun: UH
baehyun: YOLO AM I RIGHT
we’re going to die
satansoo: I am actually in awe right now
ninibear: what happened?
satansoo: Well
satansoo: I asked Baekhyun to put spaghetti on the stove so I could make dinner when I got back
pcwhy: WOAH WAS HE THAT GOOD AT PUTTING SPAGHETTI ON?!?!1?
satansoo: The , no?
satansoo: He’s just an even bigger idiot than I originally thought.
satansoo:
Han Dynasty: WJKAWJFLFPAWFJLAFMBHFAFLFWPFFW
innocent maknae: IMC RITNGNWAPDLWAEAE
baehyun: I THGOUT YOU MEANT LITERLALLY
satansoo: HOW DO YOU MESS UP PUTTING SPAGHETTI INTO A POT
satansoo: ITS NOT THAT HARD
baehyun: ITS A COMPLICATED SCIENCE OKA YLIEAVE MEA LOEN
minnie mouse: day 1, give it up for day 1 of this nightmare
jongbae: they literally only left 4 hours ago how r we already this bad
we’re going to die
jongbae: hey so um
jongbae: how do u repair a sink
jongbae: askin for a friend
satansoo: Please tell me you did not.
jongbae: course not haha how could i be so irresponsible as to shove a huge grape up the faucet to prove a point to someone
jongbae: only a real fool would do something like that!! hahaha!!1!1
pcwhy: what kind of point requires u to put a grape up the faucet???
jongbae: idk man friends are weird!! what can i say!!!
unicornxing: i asked siri and she said to call a repair person dae 「(゚ペ)
jongbae: ill tell the friend
satansoo: I don’t know whether I should laugh or cry.
we’re going to die
innocent maknae: guys help imc rying
ninibear: WHAT HAOPEENEDN WHOD O I HAVE TOFIGHT
baehyun: coughs WHIPPED coughs
innocent maknae: i cu t my finger with a plastic knfie trying to peel an apple
ninibear: ILL BE THERE IN 10 SECONDS WITH EMERGENCY AID AND A MEDICAL KIT THAT KNIFE HAS SEEN ITS LAST DAYS
minnie mouse: wtf how do you manage to cut your finger with a plastic knife
innocent maknae: SHUT UP HYUNG :(
satansoo: I can’t believe it’s only been 7 hours since they left and we’re already at this point.
Han Dynasty: say goodbye to the dorm guys it’s gonna be up in flames by the end of the week
minnie mouse: why are we so incapable without them this is depressing<
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