AN: if you press on the link during the "look at this dude" part, it links to the video i made of the whole thing on my insta because i have no life and find that audio to be the funniest thing on this earth. if for any reason it might not work or you cant watch it, the whole part is just the whole video texted out, although probably less funny bc that audio is Amazing. also pls i swear i love kris i just love to roast his bald head jjafjwfakwaawkf

exo more like exhoes

jongbro has changed their name to jongbae

brohyun has changes their name to baehyun

baehyun: yAAAAAALLLLLLLL

baehyun:  

pcwhy: WAITTTTTTT

pcwhy: DOES THIS MEAN

jongbae: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

baehyun: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

innocent maknae: AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

pcwhy: I KNEWWW ITTTTT

minnie mouse: A NATIONAL HOLIDAY

Mother: I JSUST SCREAMED IN THE MDIDLE OF ATHE SIUPEMRAKRET OMFGGGG

gucci shades: THE MATCHING COUPLE NAMES IM GONNA THROW UP

dog mom: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO MORE NNNNN

Han Dynasty: YESSS BINCHHHHHH GET IT U TWO

galaxyman: MY SONS

unicornxing: coNGRatS!!

satansoo: Finally...

jongbae: THANKS YALLLLLLLLLLLL

baehyun: WE MADE IT DAEEEE :’)

jongbae: WE DID!!!!

Han Dynasty: honestly didn’t expect it to happen so quickly with our relationship track record

Han Dynasty: one pair is oblivious, one pair is in denial, the other pair is ?????????

baehyun: thats cause me and jogndae are intelligncet !

satansoo: You spelled Jongdae and intelligent wrong, it should be Jongdae and I, because not cause, and let’s not even get into your lack of proper punctuation.

baehyun: NO ONE ASKED

pcwhy: u kno now that im thinking about it

pcwhy: what even are kris and junmyeon

pcwhy: like are they even REALLY dating?? theyre so lowkey about it i didnt even know about the whole thing until like 2 entire years AFTER they started dating

Mother: we’re married

jongbae: lmAOOO

minnie mouse: SURE SEEMS LIKE IT LOL

dog mom: looOOL one dAY

innocent maknae: btw i call flower girl at the wedding

gucci shades: ur not a girl?

innocent maknae: ur point is?

galaxyman: haha

galaxyman: about that

galaxyman: jun’s not joking

Han Dynasty: wait

baehyun: Wait

pcwhy: W A I T

dog mom: U DONT MEAN???????

Mother: yeah?

innocent maknae: IFFMFCUKIGNAWFWAFKALFKWAFLWAPLFPWAKFWLA

pcwhy: AWJARJWAJRAFMAKWFALFMWAFIAFOWAFMALFA;WFWA

baehyun: IMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

jongbae: I FEEL SO CONFUESD RN WHA THT EHSUFKC

innocent maknae: AR E YOU KDIDING EEM

satansoo: I need to lie down.

gucci shades: MY WHOLE LIFE IS A L I E

dog mom: I THOGUTH U GUYS WERE KDIDNG IM OUT

Han Dynasty: WHAT EBVEN IS THIS DISRESPEKT??????

minnie mouse: YOU DIDN’T THINK YOU HAD TO TELL AN YOF US????????

Mother: HOW DID YOU GUYS NOT KNOW

Mother: WE LITERALLY TOLD YOU GUYS WE WERE GOING TO TOWN HALL

Mother: DRESSED IN SUITS

Mother: RINGS ON OUR FINGERS

Mother: WE EVEN SAID WE WOULDNT BE BACK UNTIL TWO DAYS LATER BECAUSE WE WERE GOING ON OUR HONEYMOON

dog mom: WE THOGUHT U GUYS WERE KIDIDNG????????????

pcwhy: UR ALWAYS SAYING SHTI LIKE THAT HOW WERE WE SUPSOSED TO KNOW

gucci shades: U DIDNT EVEN INVITE US?!?!!/1?!!1

galaxyman: actually we asked u guys if u wanted to come

Mother: if my memory serves correct (WHICH IT ALWAYS DOES)

innocent maknae: The Receipts

Mother: each one of u s laughed and said no

dog mom: OFC WE DID

innocent maknae: U DIDN’T TELL US U WERE GOING TO TOWN HALL TO GE T MAR R R IE D

galaxyman: we admittedly probably shouldve been more clear about that

gucci shades: YA THINK?!?!1?E

jongbae: i nee d som e vodka or something rn this is 2 much

jongbae: i acutaly dont know what the meaning of life is anymore

baehyun: what do i do with this information???

baehyun: congratulations??????????????????? even if its three years late

Mother: thank u <33

innocent maknae: WHOS WEDDING AM I GONNA BE FLOWER BOY AT NOW THIS IS SUCHA LET DOWN

Mother: ?????

innocent maknae: oh and congrats or whatever i guess hyung

Mother: ur my least favorite child

Han Dynasty: i got u covered hunnie <3

minnie mouse: aW THAT WO