Do Me, You Are the Criminal ... pffff, and Baekhyun Alone.
EXO Text Messages: Bonus Chapters.
"The creation of a single world comes from a huge number of fragments and chaos."
- Hayao Miyazaki.
Missed me?...^^
Enjoy~
Chen: Baekhyunnie
Chen: Sehun told me
Chen: How are you feeling?
Chen: Nervous?
Chen: Can't sleep?
Lay: Don't ,what if you had to do it?
Chen: But I don't ^^
Chanyeol: as long as it isn't you,eh?
Chen: exactly
Chen: beautiful life motto, isn't it?
Chen: But Sehun is pretty.
Chen: I wouldn't mind
Sehun: thank you?
Baekhyun: Acutally, I'm looking forward to it
Baekhyun: Always wanted to be on top of Sehun anyway
Sehun: ?
Baekhyun: Don't worry
Baekhyun: This hyung is gonna take care of you
Sehun: You have a girlfriend
Baekhyun: ...
Baekhyun: Hyung is gonna take care of you
Sehun: You have a girlfriend!
Lay: I wanna be there
Lay: and watch u guys
Sehun: That is an interesting wish you have there, hyung
Chen: That is an interesting kink you have there, hyung
Sehun: Don't you have anything else to do?
Chen: No
Lay: ^^
D.O: I would do anything to switch my place with you, hyung
Lay: Oh yeah, you are gonna be there,too
Chen: At least someone has to be there so they won't cross the line
D.O: this is a nightmare
Baekhyun: why? jealous that I won't be doing you?
Kai: don't come home tonight, hyung
Kai: I think Kyungsoo just might boil you with potatoes
Baekhyun: did he throw his cellphone to the wall?
Kai: No, but I think he would love to do that to you
Baekhyun: Yeah, he is rough like that
Sehun: You have a girlfriend
Baekhyun: You don't
Sehun: ...
Sehun: you said you were going to take a good care of me
Sehun: I'm gonna sulk
Baekhyun: just kidding, baby
Sehun: let's get some sleep, hyung
Sehun: let's sleep before we lose our minds completely
Baekhyun: Together?
Early April 2015
Xiumin has left for the shooting of Crime Scene 2 Episode 5
Kai: Minseok hyung, is it over?
Kai: Are you okay?
Kai: call me when you can, okay?
Baekhyun: an, this is worrisome
Baekhyun: my cute hyung is all alone in there
Baekhyun: why am I getting so worried?
Kai: He'll be fine
Kai: Hyung is smart
Kai: and he is not yours
Baekhyun: then is he yours?
Chen: I wanna do it too
Chen: don't you think I have a face of someone smart?
Baekhyun: You actually do
Baekhyun: Since your face had to make up for the serious lack of your brain's capacity
Chen: Ya!
Baekhyun: what?
Baekhyun: you only look smart
Baekhyun: Minseok hyung looks smart and he actually is smart.
Suho: Why aren't you guys sleeping?
Suho: Especially you, Jongin
Kai: waiting for Sehun
Suhon: I see
Suho: why is it taking so long?
Kai: who knows
Chen: Baekhyun, I'm at least better than you
Baekhyun: sure sure yeah eyah
Chen: you whimper in your sleep
Baekhyun: what does that have got to do with it?
Chen: you're short
Baekhyun: huh? you ?
Chen: you don't get up until the last moment
Chen: and always just walk in to whoever is showering
Baekhyun: and that means you are smarter than me?
Chen: you don't even eat cucumber
Baekhyun: ya, if you were the detective
Baekhyun: we would be robbed until our last underwear
Chen: who says I wanna be the detective?
Baekhyun: you wanna be a criminal?
Chen: why? I'm smart enough to get away with it
Baekhyun: you are the type to leave too many useless clues
Baekhyun: and get caught
Chen: that is the fun of it! to mock them, openly tell them that I did it
Baekhyun: then why won't you just write your name and your social registration number on the wall?
Chen: where is the beauty in that?
Chen: Besides, only Kyungsoo is maniac enough to do that
Baekhyun: let's badmouth him while he is still sleeping
Kai: Don't you guys have anything better to do?
Baekhyun: do you?
Kai: No ^^
Suho: Baekhyun, do you know where Chanyeol is?
Baekhyun: studio?
Suho: I see
Suho: why doesn't anyone let me know anything
Chen: poor hyung
Baekhyun: he is probably the only one of us who would be the innocent guy
Kai: but we would all be really clumsy criminals though
Kai: Yixing hyung can't lie, he burns up instantly
Chen: Sehun is too lazy, Minseok hyung is too nice, Jongin is too ... dumb for stuff like that
Baekhyun: Tao will probably take a selca, and post "mysterious posts" on his Instagram
Suho: why r u so disappointed?
Suho: it's good that you can't commit crime!
Baekhyun: exactly
Baekhyun: we are idols, not criminals
Baekhyun: we don't have to be good at it
Suho: you are unbelievable
Chen: Well, I'm gonna sleep
Suho: Jongin ah, don't wait for Minseok hyung
Chen: he is going to shoot all night and then meet us later on
Kai: Okay
Kai: I'll pull an all nighter too, then
Chen: Kid, you are gonna die
Kai: probably not
Suho: want me to bring anything?
Kai: Minseok hyung
Suho: why are you like this?
Suho: all of a sudden?
Baekhyun: He is playing with you
Chen: Nobody understands Jongin's sense of humor
Chen: then again
Chen: if I don't remember wrong, Sehun once, or twice, said something about Jongin not having any sense of humor
Kai: he says that a lot
Chen: and you always let him get away with it
And then there was this day.
Baekhyun: what is this?
Baekhyun: what happened?
Baekhyun: where are you guys?
Baekhyun: what happened?
Baekhyun: ya, call me
Baekhyun: something happened? is anyone hurt?
Baekhyun: what is wrong?
Baekhyun: why is no one home?
Baekhyun: what is going on?
Baekhyun: what the hell is this?
Baekhyun: is this a hidden camera prank or something?
Baekhyun: are there secret camers in here?
Baekhyun: if so, do I look good?
Baekhyun: of course I do
Baekhyun: seriously though, why is nobody home????????
3 minutes later
Sehun: hyung, are you okay?
Baekhyun: where are you?
Sehun: out
Baekhyun: doing what?
Sehun: eating
Sehun: watch Jongin stuff his mouth with food
Sehun: disgusting
Baekhyun: where is everyone else?
Sehun: I don't know
Sehun: Luhan hyung is out with Minseok hyung and Jongdae hyung
Sehun: Junmyeon hyung said his roots need to be dyed
Baekhyun: and the others?
Sehun: don't know
Baekhyun: I'm home alone
Sehun: and?
Baekhyun: now what?
Baekhyun: now that I'm alone and all you crazy bastards have left
Baekhyun: what do I do?
Sehun: dunno
Sehun: don't care
Sehun: gtg hyung bye
Baekhyun: ya!
Baekhyun: Oh Sehun, I'll get you for this
Baekhyun: but, when are you coming back?
Baekhyun: this is weird
Baekhyun: so silent and empty and nobody is annoying me
Baekhyun: ...
Have a nice day lovelies, and show me some love? >.<
Even though I'm a who didn't update for almost 5 months.
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