Do Me, You Are the Criminal ... pffff, and Baekhyun Alone.

EXO Text Messages: Bonus Chapters.

 

"The creation of a single world comes from a huge number of fragments and chaos."

- Hayao Miyazaki.

 

 

 

Missed me?...^^

Enjoy~

 

 

 

Chen: Baekhyunnie

Chen: Sehun told me

Chen: How are you feeling?

Chen: Nervous?

Chen: Can't sleep?

Lay: Don't ,what if you had to do it?

Chen: But I don't ^^

Chanyeol: as long as it isn't you,eh?

Chen: exactly

Chen: beautiful life motto, isn't it?

Chen: But Sehun is pretty.

Chen: I wouldn't mind

Sehun: thank you?

Baekhyun: Acutally, I'm looking forward to it

Baekhyun: Always wanted to be on top of Sehun anyway

Sehun: ?

Baekhyun: Don't worry

Baekhyun: This hyung is gonna take care of you

Sehun: You have a girlfriend

Baekhyun: ...

Baekhyun: Hyung is gonna take care of you

Sehun: You have a girlfriend!

Lay: I wanna be there

Lay: and watch u guys

Sehun: That is an interesting wish you have there, hyung

Chen: That is an interesting kink you have there, hyung

Sehun: Don't you have anything else to do?

Chen: No 

Lay: ^^

D.O: I would do anything to switch my place with you, hyung

Lay: Oh yeah, you are gonna be there,too

Chen: At least someone has to be there so they won't cross the line

D.O: this is a nightmare

Baekhyun: why? jealous that I won't be doing you?

Kai: don't come home tonight, hyung

Kai: I think Kyungsoo just might boil you with potatoes

Baekhyun: did he throw his cellphone to the wall?

Kai: No, but I think he would love to do that to you

Baekhyun: Yeah, he is rough like that

Sehun: You have a girlfriend

Baekhyun: You don't

Sehun: ...

Sehun: you said you were going to take a good care of me

Sehun: I'm gonna sulk

Baekhyun: just kidding, baby

Sehun: let's get some sleep, hyung

Sehun: let's sleep before we lose our minds completely

Baekhyun: Together? 

 

 

 

 

Early April 2015

Xiumin has left for the shooting of Crime Scene 2 Episode 5

 

 

Kai: Minseok hyung, is it over?

Kai: Are you okay?

Kai: call me when you can, okay?

Baekhyun: an, this is worrisome

Baekhyun: my cute hyung is all alone in there

Baekhyun: why am I getting so worried?

Kai: He'll be fine

Kai: Hyung is smart

Kai: and he is not yours

Baekhyun: then is he yours?

Chen: I wanna do it too

Chen: don't you think I have a face of someone smart?

Baekhyun: You actually do

Baekhyun: Since your face had to make up for the serious lack of your brain's capacity

Chen: Ya!

Baekhyun: what?

Baekhyun: you only look smart

Baekhyun: Minseok hyung looks smart and he actually is smart.

Suho: Why aren't you guys sleeping?

Suho: Especially you, Jongin

Kai: waiting for Sehun

Suhon: I see

Suho: why is it taking so long?

Kai: who knows

Chen: Baekhyun, I'm at least better than you

Baekhyun: sure sure yeah eyah

Chen: you whimper in your sleep

Baekhyun: what does that have got to do with it?

Chen: you're short

Baekhyun: huh? you ?

Chen: you don't get up until the last moment

Chen: and always just walk in to whoever is showering

Baekhyun: and that means you are smarter than me?

Chen: you don't even eat cucumber

Baekhyun: ya, if you were the detective

Baekhyun: we would be robbed until our last underwear

Chen: who says I wanna be the detective? 

Baekhyun: you wanna be a criminal?

Chen: why? I'm smart enough to get away with it

Baekhyun: you are the type to leave too many useless clues

Baekhyun: and get caught

Chen: that is the fun of it! to mock them, openly tell them that I did it

Baekhyun: then why won't you just write your name and your social registration number on the wall?

Chen: where is the beauty in that?

Chen: Besides, only Kyungsoo is maniac enough to do that

Baekhyun: let's badmouth him while he is still sleeping

Kai: Don't you guys have anything better to do?

Baekhyun: do you?

Kai: No ^^

Suho: Baekhyun, do you know where Chanyeol is?

Baekhyun: studio?

Suho: I see

Suho: why doesn't anyone let me know anything

Chen: poor hyung

Baekhyun: he is probably the only one of us who would be the innocent guy

Kai: but we would all be really clumsy criminals though

Kai: Yixing hyung can't lie, he burns up instantly

Chen: Sehun is too lazy, Minseok hyung is too nice, Jongin is too ... dumb for stuff like that

Baekhyun: Tao will probably take a selca, and post "mysterious posts" on his Instagram

Suho: why r u so disappointed?

Suho: it's good that you can't commit crime!

Baekhyun: exactly

Baekhyun: we are idols, not criminals

Baekhyun: we don't have to be good at it

Suho: you are unbelievable

Chen: Well, I'm gonna sleep

Suho: Jongin ah, don't wait for Minseok hyung

Chen: he is going to shoot all night and then meet us later on

Kai: Okay

Kai: I'll pull an all nighter too, then

Chen: Kid, you are gonna die

Kai: probably not

Suho: want me to bring anything?

Kai: Minseok hyung

Suho: why are you like this?

Suho: all of a sudden?

Baekhyun: He is playing with you

Chen: Nobody understands Jongin's sense of humor

Chen: then again

Chen: if I  don't remember wrong, Sehun once, or twice, said something about Jongin not having any sense of humor

Kai: he says that a lot

Chen: and you always let him get away with it

 

 

 

 

 

 

And then there was this day.

 

Baekhyun: what is this?

Baekhyun: what happened?

Baekhyun: where are you guys?

Baekhyun: what happened?

Baekhyun: ya, call me

Baekhyun: something happened? is anyone hurt?

Baekhyun: what is wrong?

Baekhyun: why is no one home?

Baekhyun: what is going on?

Baekhyun: what the hell is this?

Baekhyun: is this a hidden camera prank or something?

Baekhyun: are there secret camers in here?

Baekhyun: if so, do I look good?

Baekhyun: of course I do

Baekhyun: seriously though, why is nobody home????????

 

 

3 minutes later

 

Sehun: hyung, are you okay?

Baekhyun: where are you?

Sehun: out

Baekhyun: doing what?

Sehun: eating

Sehun: watch Jongin stuff his mouth with food

Sehun: disgusting

Baekhyun: where is everyone else?

Sehun: I don't know

Sehun: Luhan hyung is out with Minseok hyung and Jongdae hyung

Sehun: Junmyeon hyung said his roots need to be dyed

Baekhyun: and the others?

Sehun: don't know

Baekhyun: I'm home alone

Sehun: and?

Baekhyun: now what?

Baekhyun: now that I'm alone and all you crazy bastards have left

Baekhyun: what do I do?

Sehun: dunno

Sehun: don't care

Sehun: gtg hyung bye

Baekhyun: ya!

Baekhyun: Oh Sehun, I'll get you for this

Baekhyun: but, when are you coming back?

Baekhyun: this is weird

Baekhyun: so silent and empty and nobody is annoying me

Baekhyun: ...

 

 

 

 

Have a nice day lovelies, and show me some love? >.<

Even though I'm a who didn't update for almost 5 months.

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