Someone Title This for Me.
EXO Text Messages: Bonus Chapters.
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Enjoy~
Baekhyun: Commercial!
Baekhyun: Hyung, what is up? why did you call me so many times?
Suho: why did you keep rejecting my calls?
Suho: what if I was dying?
Baekhyun: why would you call me if you were dying? what am I useful for?
Baekhyun: I'm watching a drama
Baekhyun: Sehun and me. Together. So nag at him too if you're gonna do it
Suho: No
Suho: just tell me where your passport is
Suho: you said you left it in your locker
Baekhyun: maybe
Baekhyun: did you check my bag?
Suho: your bag is not here
Baekhyun: Check Jongin's bag
Baekhyun: I might have given it to him
Suho: you chose Jongin to keep something for you?
Baekhyun: well, you choose to stay with us
Suho: true
Baekhyun: did you find it?
Suho: yeah, it is here
Suho: what are you watching?
Baekhyun: I won't tell you
Baekhyun: later on you make fun of me
Baekhyun: saying I'm acting like the cool character
Suho: but you do do that
Baekhyun: but I'm not the only one
Baekhyun: Jongdae never used to walk around like that after shower
Baekhyun: and Sehun's flirty jokes are no joke these days
D.O: I thought you went home early because you had a headache
Baekhyun: Yeah, I get a headache if I miss the new episode
D.O: You're watching yourself, aren't you?
Baekhyun: No! It's too embarrassing!
Sehun: He is
Baekhyun: He is lying
Kai: does your drama air today?
Baekhyun: it doesn't
Baekhyun: your pretty Sehun is lying
D.O: So obvious
Baekhyun: Ya, aren't you busy?
D.O: I am
Chanyeol: What exactly are you watching?
Baekhyun: nobody can know
D.O: but Sehun knows
Chanyeol: is the main actress pretty?
Baekhyun: Yeah?
Chanyeol: Then she is probably gonna lose her memory
Chen: or she is the youngest daughter of a super rich family
Chen: and her aunt or stepmother is trying to get rid of her
Chanyeol: but all she wants is love
Chanyeol: and then she finds it in a pretty but rough boy who happens to be poor
Chanyeol: but has really nice clothes to wear
Chen: but
Chen: he is her brother!
Chen: or he gets into a car accident
Chanyeol: and loses his memory
Chanyeol: and then they walk all around the city
Chanyeol: right by each other
Chanyeol: lots and lots of slow motion scenes
Baekhyun: our drama is nothing like that
Baekhyun: it is awesome
D.O: Yeah
D.O: You die, right?
Baekhyun: Just because you're not coming home tonight doesn't mean we won't ever see each other again
D.O: Am I suppose to be scared now?
Sehun: also
Sehun: you guys just showed off how old you really are
Sehun: they don't make dramas like that anymore
Chanyeol: Sehun, I'm your father
Chen: and I'm your uncle. Come and give me a hug
Chen: the necklace you got from your mother. who mysteriously disappeared, actually has a super secret information about ton of money
Chen: so I'm gonna need that
Baekhyun: they don't make it like that anymore!
Chanyeol: I know
Chanyeol: Everyone
Chanyeol: Please anticipate the upcoming super-awesome-killer drama Goblin!
Chanyeol: you can also hear my super-awesome-killer voice by listening to the super-awesome-killer OST
Chanyeol: Make sure to show lots of love and support!
Xiumin: why are you promoting your work here now?
Chanyeol: Please T.T
Chanyeol: you guys are popular
Chanyeol: promote it for me, please
Chanyeol: it is super awesome
Chen: ask Sehun
Chen: he is the popular one
Sehun: people are already looking forward to Goblin
Sehun: and you don't even know if you will really get the OST
Chanyeol: I will!
Chanyeol: There is a Goblin
Chanyeol: He is handsome
Chanyeol: and then there is a Grim Reaper
Chanyeol: He is handsome
Baekhyun: what a ty way of promoting
Chanyeol: better than yours
Chanyeol: "are you not gonna watch it? you call yourself my friend?"
Chanyeol: "don't watch it. off. go to your room. DON'T WATCH IT. I'm serious. I'll kill you. I'm already dying here."
Chanyeol: "why did you watch it? so embarrassing. just kill me. that is what you want."
Kai: Ah, that was so noisy
Baekhyun: better than how you are in bed
Chen: dude
Chanyeol: ... eh?
Kai: Hyung?
Baekhyun: you make lots of noises when you are sleeping. You snore a lot, too
Baekhyun: Ya, you people with dirty minds
Chanyeol: You're calling us dirty minded?
Baekhyun: do you want me to tell the guys a short story?
Baekhyun: you would love it. You're the main character, after all
Chanyeol: No! No! whatever it is that you're thinking. Don't
Chanyeol: don't do it. I love you, Byun Baekhyun
Chanyeol: Please enjoy watching your drama in great comfort
Sehun: He will
Kai: Just how much dirt does have on you?
Chanyeol: A lot
Kai: No wonder your hair keeps falling
Chanyeol: Life is hard, my cute dongsaeng
Kai: I gotta go
Kai: Bye
Chanyeol: Ya
Sehun: now dramatically and slowly walk under the rain
Sehun: cry, too
Chanyeol: you said they don't make it like that anymore
Sehun: You cannot not do the walk under rain
Baekhyun: we have to go, too
Baekhyun: bye
Baekhyun: Kyungsoo is shooting, don't bother him
Sehun: Yixing hyung, too
Sehun: and Joonmyun hyung
Xiumin: Jongdae is recording, I'm next
Xiumin: hang in there, Chanyeol-ah
Chanyeol: I know other people. You guys are just people I work with
Chanyeol: these people
Chanyeol: don't look down on me
Chanyeol: Goblin is coming out soon!
Chanyeol: Really, it is gonna be great
Chanyeol: I have friends. I have work. I'm busy, too
Chanyeol: and my hair is growing back
Take care of yourself and stay healthy~
P.S: Trust me and watch Goblin.
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