Someone Title This for Me.

EXO Text Messages: Bonus Chapters.

 

The weather is cold outside. Stay warm ^^

Enjoy~

 

 

 

 

 

 

Baekhyun: Commercial!

Baekhyun: Hyung, what is up? why did you call me so many times?

Suho: why did you keep rejecting my calls?

Suho: what if I was dying?

Baekhyun: why would you call me if you were dying? what am I useful for?

Baekhyun: I'm watching a drama

Baekhyun: Sehun and me. Together. So nag at him too if you're gonna do it

Suho: No

Suho: just tell me where your passport is

Suho: you said you left it in your locker

Baekhyun: maybe

Baekhyun: did you check my bag?

Suho: your bag is not here

Baekhyun: Check Jongin's bag

Baekhyun: I might have given it to him

Suho: you chose Jongin to keep something for you?

Baekhyun: well, you choose to stay with us

Suho: true

Baekhyun: did you find it?

Suho: yeah, it is here

Suho: what are you watching?

Baekhyun: I won't tell you

Baekhyun: later on you make fun of me

Baekhyun: saying I'm acting like the cool character

Suho: but you do do that

Baekhyun: but I'm not the only one

Baekhyun: Jongdae never used to walk around like that after shower

Baekhyun: and Sehun's flirty jokes are no joke these days

D.O: I thought you went home early because you had a headache

Baekhyun: Yeah, I get a headache if I miss the new episode

D.O: You're watching yourself, aren't you?

Baekhyun: No! It's too embarrassing!

Sehun: He is

Baekhyun: He is lying

Kai: does your drama air today?

Baekhyun: it doesn't

Baekhyun: your pretty Sehun is lying

D.O: So obvious

Baekhyun: Ya, aren't you busy?

D.O: I am

Chanyeol: What exactly are you watching?

Baekhyun: nobody can know

D.O: but Sehun knows

Chanyeol: is the main actress pretty?

Baekhyun: Yeah?

Chanyeol: Then she is probably gonna lose her memory

Chen: or she is the youngest daughter of a super rich family 

Chen: and her aunt or stepmother is trying to get rid of her

Chanyeol: but all she wants is love

Chanyeol: and then she finds it in a pretty but rough boy who happens to be poor

Chanyeol: but has really nice clothes to wear

Chen: but

Chen: he is her brother!

Chen: or he gets into a car accident

Chanyeol: and loses his memory

Chanyeol: and then they walk all around the city

Chanyeol: right by each other

Chanyeol: lots and lots of slow motion scenes

Baekhyun: our drama is nothing like that

Baekhyun: it is awesome

D.O: Yeah

D.O: You die, right?

Baekhyun: Just because you're not coming home tonight doesn't mean we won't ever see each other again

D.O: Am I suppose to be scared now?

Sehun: also

Sehun: you guys just showed off how old you really are

Sehun: they don't make dramas like that anymore

Chanyeol: Sehun, I'm your father

Chen: and I'm your uncle. Come and give me a hug

Chen: the necklace you got from your mother. who mysteriously disappeared, actually has a super secret information about ton of money

Chen: so I'm gonna need that

Baekhyun: they don't make it like that anymore!

Chanyeol: I know

Chanyeol: Everyone

Chanyeol: Please anticipate the upcoming super-awesome-killer drama Goblin!

Chanyeol: you can also hear my super-awesome-killer voice by listening to the super-awesome-killer OST

Chanyeol: Make sure to show lots of love and support!

Xiumin: why are you promoting your work here now?

Chanyeol: Please T.T

Chanyeol: you guys are popular

Chanyeol: promote it for me, please

Chanyeol: it is super awesome

Chen: ask Sehun

Chen: he is the popular one

Sehun: people are already looking forward to Goblin

Sehun: and you don't even know if you will really get the OST

Chanyeol: I will!

Chanyeol: There is a Goblin

Chanyeol: He is handsome

Chanyeol: and then there is a Grim Reaper

Chanyeol: He is handsome

Baekhyun: what a ty way of promoting

Chanyeol: better than yours

Chanyeol: "are you not gonna watch it? you call yourself my friend?"

Chanyeol: "don't watch it. off. go to your room. DON'T WATCH IT. I'm serious. I'll kill you. I'm already dying here."

Chanyeol: "why did you watch it? so embarrassing. just kill me. that is what you want."

Kai: Ah, that was so noisy

Baekhyun: better than how you are in bed

Chen: dude

Chanyeol: ... eh?

Kai: Hyung?

Baekhyun: you make lots of noises when you are sleeping. You snore a lot, too

Baekhyun: Ya, you people with dirty minds

Chanyeol: You're calling us dirty minded?

Baekhyun: do you want me to tell the guys a short story?

Baekhyun: you would love it. You're the main character, after all

Chanyeol: No! No! whatever it is that you're thinking. Don't

Chanyeol: don't do it. I love you, Byun Baekhyun 

Chanyeol: Please enjoy watching your drama in great comfort

Sehun: He will

Kai: Just how much dirt does have on you?

Chanyeol: A lot

Kai: No wonder your hair keeps falling

Chanyeol: Life is hard, my cute dongsaeng

Kai: I gotta go

Kai: Bye

Chanyeol: Ya

Sehun: now dramatically and slowly walk under the rain

Sehun: cry, too

Chanyeol: you said they don't make it like that anymore

Sehun: You cannot not do the walk under rain

Baekhyun: we have to go, too

Baekhyun: bye

Baekhyun: Kyungsoo is shooting, don't bother him

Sehun: Yixing hyung, too

Sehun: and Joonmyun hyung

Xiumin: Jongdae is recording, I'm next

Xiumin: hang in there, Chanyeol-ah

Chanyeol: I know other people. You guys are just people I work with

Chanyeol: these people

Chanyeol: don't look down on me

Chanyeol: Goblin is coming out soon!

Chanyeol: Really, it is gonna be great

Chanyeol: I have friends. I have work. I'm busy, too

Chanyeol: and my hair is growing back

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Take care of yourself and stay healthy~

P.S: Trust me and watch Goblin.

 

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aptscenario #1
Chapter 21: I always come back to these every few days! Please write a nct text messages too if you have time please? Just a request! ^^
byunnur
#2
Chapter 3: the fact that we're thirst of exo content
Nicole121314 #3
Chapter 21: Their convo seems real- they just ignore Baekkie when he's too much hahaha
sakurasasuke
#4
Chapter 20: this is hilarious ?. poor suho..
Nicole121314 #5
Chapter 20: Congrats Jongdae... we love you ok...
SapphireBluePrincess #6
Chapter 20: Yey! It’s here! Thank you authornim!
SapphireBluePrincess #7
Back here. A few hours after Jongdae personally announced his upcoming wedding and that he’s expecting. And I’m hoping that the notification will turn orange from this story. How Jongdae told s about it. ❤️❤️??
Nicole121314 #8
Chapter 19: So funny their convos haha
loyalb #9
Chapter 1: This is so funny
Lilianlimi #10
Chapter 18: Someone please respond to baekhyun xDDD