All Hail Sehun.

EXO Text Messages: Bonus Chapters.

It's snowing ^^

Enjoy~

 

 

 

Xiumin: Sehun-ah

Xiumin: did you make my bed?

Xiumin: it was you, wasn't it?

Xiumin: why are you being so cute lately?

Xiumin: making hyung's heart flutter...

Sehun: really? ^^

Xiumin: thanks

Sehun: did I do it right?

Xiumin: yeah

Sehun: I did it wrong, didn't I?

Xiumin: your though alone is more than enough

Baekhyun: what are you guys?

Baekhyun: go shoot your drama somewhere else

Xiumin: you lost to Kyungsoo again, didn't you?

Baekhyun: No, I won. I nailed the out of him

Xiumin: He already told me how he won

Sehun: student already surpassing his master?

Sehun: didn't he teach you how to play, like, last week?

Baekhyun: It's been 4 months!

Baekhyun: this is just how good of a master I am

D.O: the master was like a fish who bragged about how it can breath in water

Baekhyun: you've grown up a lot

D.O: sore loser

D.O: he had tears in his eyes when I left

Baekhyun: stop exaggerating

Baekhyun: that is what I do

Baekhyun: you go and find something for yourself

D.O: that is why

D.O: don't drag me into your stuff

D.O: I'll just end up being better at it than you ever were

Baekhyun: you know nothing about my gaming skills

Baekyun: I haven't shown you half of my ability

D.O: I think I've seen enough of your skills in any area

Baekhyun: How can you with that face of yours

D.O: what is wrong with my face?

Xumin: nothing

Baekhyun: this hyung

Baekhyun: why are you even talking to us? you ignore us all the time

Xiumin: I'm talking to Sehun and Kyungsoo

Xiumin: and I only ignore you and your pictures

Baekhyun: I was pretty

Baekhyun: you guys are too much

Baekhyun: it took me great courage to send that picture

Sehun: we see you everyday, how is showing us you dressed like a girl is courageous?

Baekhyun: not everyone gets to see me everyday

Baekhyun: it's exclusive to only you, Sehun-ah

Baekhyun: understand hyung's heart already

D.O: we all

D.O: see you

Baekhyun: damn it. 

Chen: I need to wake up at exactly 8 tomorrow

Chen: I need to be there at exactly half past 9

Chen: so if I get up at 8, take a shower, eat something

Chen: and get in the car, considering there won't be any heavy traffic, will I get there on time?

Chen: I don't want to get there too early

Chen: but not a single minute late

Baekhyun: ya

Baekhyun: we're having a serious conversation here

Baekhyun: go make your plan elsewhere

Chen: who is gonna be home tomorrow?

Chen: anyone need to wake up early? what if all the bathrooms are occupied?

Chen: Kyungsoo has a nasty habit of locking the door when he goes in

Chen: but if it's Sehun, I can just join in

Baekhyun: Kim Jongdae

Chen: Byun Baekhyun

Chen: He is okay, too. Always welcomes me

Baekhyun: whom are you even talking to?

Sehun: where does he need to go tomorrow?

D.O: hyung?

Xiumin: no idea

Xiumin: I don't really care if it doesn't concern me

Xiumin: except when it comes ot our Sehunnie

Sehun: I think I should make your bed more often

Baekhyun: Omo, these two

Chen: what shall I eat in the morning?

Chen: it's not good if I don't eat anything

Chen: but I don't know if I will want to eat tomorrow

Chen: does that mean I should wake up even earlier to feel hungry?

Chen: but I wanna get a decent sleep tonight

Chen: but I also don't wanna sleep too early

Chen: I have things I want to do, you know?

Baekhyun: seriously, dude

Chanyeol: has anyone seen our leader?

Xiumin: he is sleeping

Chanyeol: how long has he been sleeping?

Xiumin: I don't know

Xiumin: he was passed out on the couch when I came in

Xiumin: Jongin is sleeping too

Chanyeol: thanks, hyung

Chanyeol: why are you telling me about Jongin when I didn't ask?

Xiumin: isn't he your idol? be grateful, brat

Chanyeol: yes, hyung

Chanyeol: why is Jongdae ignoring all of you and uselessly making a plan?

Baekhyun: because he is an stupid

D.O: better than you, sore

Baekhyun:

Baekhyun: I can't even get mad at you because that was a good pun

Xiumin: stop sitting on Junmyeon's bag

Xiumin: go sit on Sehun's lap

Sehun: my lap doesn't accept everyone

Sehun: also, there is a line

Baekhyun: then where will I sit?

Sehun: do you have to be on someone's lap?

Chanyeol: apparently, yeah

Chen: what if I can't sleep tonight?

Chen: if Baekhyun decides to play all night

Chen: he'll be loud

Chen: and if Junmyeon hyung is sleeping now, he will probably go to bed late

Baekhyun: enough, Jongdae

Chen: No

Sehun: he wants us to pay attention to him

Sehun: he said 'good night, guys' last night and nobody replied

Sehun: that is why he is sulking

Sehun: because he is usually never ignored

Chanyeol: why didn't you just say so from the start? why make him go all this way? ^^

Sehun: it was funny ^^

Sehujn: he likes it when you acknowledge his effort. Even the small ones, you just need to notice it

Chen: why does Sehun have to be the only one who understands me

Chen: except you, Minseok hyung

Xiumin: yeah

Xiumin: hyung is gonna rest now

Xiumin: you kids figure things out yourselves to sit on Sehun's lap

Sehun: ...

Lay: sleep well, hyung!

Xiumin: what the

Xiumin: you've reading everything?

Lay: yeah

Xiumin: why didn't you say anything?

Lay: I'm tired

Lay: really sleepy

Xiumin: sleep

Xiumin: do you come on Friday?

Lay: I think so?

Sehun: this hyung

Sehun: I want this hyung on my lap

Chen: are you already done acknowleding me?

Lay: I'm honored? 

Sehun: rest well, eat well, and stay healthy, hyung

Baekhyun: what about me?

Sehun: you take care of your... sore part

Baekhyun: I'm gonna sit on Kyungsoo's bag

Chanyeol: he wouldn't mind that

Kai: Sehun-ah

Kai: wanna go out with hyung to eat something?

Sehun: I won't call you hyung

Kai: thought I could catch you off guard

Sehun: did you sleep well?

Kai: Yeah.

Kai: Had a dirty dream

Sehun: none of us had to know that. Neither did we want to.

Baekhyun: what're you gonna eat?

Kai: I don't know. What is popular these days?

Chen: Sehun's lap

Kai: that has always been popular

Sehun: let's all just go together

Sehun: Jongin, you call after you're out of shower

Sehun: I'll find a nice place

Kai: call

Chanyeol: me too?

Sehun: of course, hyung

Baekhyun: let's get a drink too

Sehun: hyung, no

Baekhyun: why not?

Chen: we'll let you drink in public when we want to witness our downfall

Baekhyun: tsk

Sehun: I'll drink with you tonight, hyung

Sehun: almost nothing to do tomorrow

Baekhyun: I can always depend on you

Baekhyun: and don't worry, hyung will find you something to do

Chanyeol: let's all stop hitting on Sehun

Chen: so pathetic

 

 

 

 

 

Sehun is the

 

Bonus: Look at this loser

Happy Holidays, lovelies ^^/

 

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Chapter 21: I always come back to these every few days! Please write a nct text messages too if you have time please? Just a request! ^^
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