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Enjoy~

Baekhyun: no but Jongdae seriously

Baekhyun: you can't just dismiss it after 50 times

Baekhyun: you gotta think about this well

Baekhyun: the future of your child, and more importantly my well-being depends on it

Baekhyun: I'll talk to sister-in-law for you

Baekhyun: come on

Baekhyun: you know you want to. I know you want to

Chen: please drop it

Chen: please please just drop it

Baekhyun: hello, do you not know me?

Sehun: what does he want? 

Sehun: is he bothering you? want me to take him out so you can rest?

Baekhyun: ya, don't treat me like a loud baby

Sehun: you're a loud dog

Sehun: let him breathe

Chen: it's okay

Chen: it's about the baby's name

Sehun: what? what about Sehun's name?

Chen: again, I'm not naming him after you. You're ing 50

Sehun: fine, then get rid of Baekhyun hyung on your own

Baekhyun: I'm right here!

Kai: what does he want now?

Kai: ah the baby's name

Kai: you don't even know if it'll be a boy

Baekhyun: names don't have gender. humans did that so shut up

Baekhyun: sorry, did that come out too harsh?

Baekhyun: sorry, Nini

Kai: ah, this hyung...

Baekhyun: I love you!

Kai: I love you too

Chanyeol: r u trying to get the baby named after you? already?

Chanyeol: I haven't even made my plans yet

Chen: don't make a plan. don't bother. it won't happen

Chanyeol: Ah but why

Kai: Sehun, let me know when you're done

Kai: let's head back together

Sehun: no can't

Kai: ?

Sehun: I have a dinner plan

Kai: r u ing with me?

Sehun: do you want me to be?

Chanyeol: what's with you two now?

Baekhyun: leave them. 

Chanyeol: why? cause you're enjoying it?

Baekhyun: yeah

Suho: Jongdae, you ok? is Baekhyun bothering you again?

Chen: I'm fine. You just saw me yesterday. It's good. I'm okay. It's all fine

Suho: so you're ting yourself?

Chen: what kind of language is that?

Suho: nothing you're not used to

Chen: yeah, but you're an ajumma

Suho: since you're gonna have a kid, I'm gonna let that slide

Suho: just this once

Chen: yay that's mighty of you

Baekhyun: see, now my plan doesn't seem so stupid

Suho: what plan?

Sehun: the baby's name

Suho: ew that's disgusting

Suho: don't do that your child

Baekhyun: joke's on you cause my plan is to get the baby named after you

Chanyeol: why? why would u do that

Xiumin: huh? what? 

Sehun: that's just straight up abuse

Xiumin: who names their kid Junmyeon?

Sehun: right?

Suho: Ah I'm so tired

Kai: Baekhyun hyung, why?

Chen: so we can say stuff like 'Junmyeon just pooped.'

Baekhyun: and we can yell at him

Baekhyun: don't forget that

Chen: we're not gonna yell at my child just because you hate Junmyeon hyung

Baekhyun: I don't hate him. I just want him to suffer

Xiumin: there is a difference? ^^

Chanyeol: it would be fun though

Baekhyun: and you can pressure him to pay for everything

Baekhyun: your baby is set for life

Chen: my baby IS set for life, thank you very much

Baekhyun: yeah but you gotta double check that

Sehun: if you think it like that, it's a small sacrifice

Sehun: when he's older, he can just go and change his name

D.O: but Junmyeon hyung is so old. 

Suho: ya at least greet me before stabbing me

D.O: I'm in the army

Suho: how long r u gonna use that?

D.O: until I'm out of the army

Kai: you're really gonna have a baby

Kai: it feels so weird

Chen: yeah it takes a while to really sink in

Kai: hyung you're gonna have a whole child!

Chen: yep

Baekhyun: an actual baby

Baekhyun: to whom Junmyeon hyung owes everything

Xiumin: the least he can do is buy a building

Sehun: or two

Chanyeol: as a starter

Suho: Jongdae, you're not taking them seriously r u?

Chanyeol: yeah, a baby cannot be named Junmyeon

Chanyeol: it's a baby

Suho: ya I was still Junmyeon when I was a baby!

Chanyeol: yeah, no wonder you turned out like that

Chen: tbh I'm not really listening to any of you right now

Sehun: now stop talking about the baby. It's still very early

Sehun: stop putting so much pressure on a fetus

Kai: is it true you cried?

Sehun: no

Chen: It's true

Sehun: it was barely a sniffling

Chen: I was touched

Chen: Kyungsoo cried too

Chanyeol: what??

Baekhyun: and you're telling us this now?

Chanyeol: how much did he cry?

Baekhyun: was it ugly?

Chanyeol: did he say anything cute?

Baekhyun: he did, didn't he?

Suho: gosh you two are so creepy when it comes to Kyungsoo

Kai: I'm gonna spit in Sehun's drink

Baekhyun: hey! it's my turn now

Xiumin: a human being is coming to this world. Can't you guys be nicer?

Kai: to Sehun?

Xiumin: yeah fine spit in his drink

Baekhyun: ok I gotta go

Baekhyun: but just in case, Jongdae if you name your child Junmyeon

Baekhyun: I'll make sure your child thinks I'm his father

Baekhyun: I was just ting about the name, don't do that

Baekhyun: bye

Suho: why am I always the of the joke?

Chen: Baekhyun, you know I'm always thankful, right? 

Baekhyun: of course baby! Now keep that perky until I come back

Chanyeol: if there is a new hurricane, we should try to get it named Baekhyun

Kai: I called it. It's my turn to spit in Sehun's drink

Sehun: ya, I can read everything

Suho: how did we last this long I'll never know

All the best wishes to Kim Jongdae and his family~

P.S: I hope Jongdae's baby's poop somehow gets on Baekhyun's hands or clothes.