I should've never marked this story 'complete'

because this absolute never leaves me alone, even though it's been ages since I've even heard his voice lol

welp, enjoy~

One day

Baekhyun: Jung Woo Sung walks in

Baekhyun: all long legs and a gorgeous face

Baekhyun: he bows, he waves, he smiles, he winks, he greets

Baekhyun: all eyes on him. Men and women alike all in trance

Baekhyun: he walks confidently

Baekhyun: strides that will leave Kyungsoo running after him, panting and cursing, probably

Baekhyun: then Jung Woo Sung slips!

Baekhyun: on what? wtf! it's a banana peel!

Baekhyun: the crowd gasps! someone faints! a baby cries!

Baekhyun: everything happens in slow motion

Baekhyun: with a live band right behind him playing a dramatic music

Baekhyun: he falls backwards, but fear not. He somehow manages to do a back flip, he balances on a single middle finger before landing on his feet

Baekhyun: wow. he winks

Baekhyun: someone cries! someone dies! a baby poops!

Baekhyun: Kyungsoo finally catches up to him

Baekhyun: they pose for the cameras

Baekhyun: only Kyungsoo's forehead is visible in the pictures

Baekhyun: The End

Baekhyun: ya, someone applaud for me

Baekhyun: you guys are the worst

Baekhyun: none of you deserve me

Baekhyun: except Sehun

Someday

Baekhyun: Do Kyungsoo trips and as he does, his nose brushes a lamp

Baekhyun: a genie comes out!

Baekhyun: wowowowowowowowowow

Baekhyun: even Kyungsoo is impressed

Baekhyun: Kyungsoo gets his 3 wishes ready

Baekhyun: but the genie tells him that he gets only 1 wish

Baekhyun: nani?????

Baekhyun: the genie says that children gets 1, and adults 3

Baekhyun: what the actual omg Kyungsoo doesn't believe what he's hearing

Baekhyun: he whips out his I.D card but the genie spits on it! incredible!

Baekhyun: says Kyungsoo is too short to be an adult

Baekhyun: Kyungsoo wills himself to calm down

Baekhyun: he's short, but he's no idiot

Baekhyun: nothing good will come out from making the Genie his enemy

Baekhyun: so he wishes he'll be 185 cm!!!!!!

Baekhyun: the Genie smiles and spits on Kyungsoo's face this time!

Baekhyun: amazing! 

Baekhyun: even the wind stops to watch this daebak happening

Baekhyun: he says that he can't just make Kyungsoo that tall in this life

Baekhyun: too many people's memories will be affected

Baekhyun: Kyungsoo curses, asks if it's impossible

Baekhyun: Genie says he can, but it will be too much paperwork, so he doesn't wanna u know what I mean?

Baekhyun: Kyungsoo then wishes that he'll be 185 cm tall in his next life! no 187! 

Baekhyun: the Genie nods, and poofs away

Baekhyun: Kyungsoo lives his life happily, knowing that he has an amazing life waiting for him!

Baekhyun: Kyungsoo is re-born as himself again. Grumpy face with judgemental eyes

Baekhyun: as he wails, the baby Kyungsoo is actually happy

Baekhyun: he's gonna be so tall, he's gonna find Chanyeol and step on him muahahahahaha

Baekhyun: then he finds out a fact

Baekhyun: in 3020, average human height is 190 cm

Baekhyun: Kyungsoo's first word:

Baekhyun: The End

this day

Baekhyun: I just had the unluckiest day

Baekhyun: someone hug me

Baekhyun: and by 'someone', I mean Sehun

Baekhyun: I'll take Jongin if he's not available

Baekhyun: someone play with me

Baekhyun: pay attention to me

Baekhyun: I was making breakfast, then I cracked an egg and it just shattered between my fingers. Splattered all over the counter...

Baekhyun: I was drinking water and wondered how funny it would be if I choked and I really choked

Baekhyun: had to wipe the floor

Baekhyun: then I ordered some lunch

Baekhyun: I had a missing chicken nugget

Baekhyun: I mean, I wasn't gonna make a deal out of it

Baekhyun: I'm Byun Baekhyun, an angel wandering on earth

Baekhyun: so I just cried and let it go

Baekhyun: the rest of the food was proper and delicious though

Baekhyun: then I discovered some bird pooped on the balcony rail

Baekhyun: so I cleaned that up

Baekhyun: then it rained really hard

Baekhyun: didn't need to clean up that poop! the mother nature would have done it for me!

Baekhyun: I went to take a shower

Baekhyun: and I slipped and pulled a muscle trying not to fall

Baekhyun: I almost did a full split, u guys

Baekhyun: it's dangerous living alone

Baekhyun: I was gaming earlier, then I made some ramyeon

Baekhyun: and spilled some on my keyboard

Baekhyun: did Kyungsoo really hire someone to put a curse on me?

Baekhyun: Ah, I'm lonely

Baekhyun: Just kidding, am not

Baekhyun: don't come around. I won't open the door

What did I even write lol

Somebody play with him.

Updates on me: 

I'm happily getting ready to greet 2020

currently reading Jojo Moyes' The One Plus One

I have something very important to get done on monday ( December 9th)

I also have this new jeans that are teeeeeny tiiiiiiiiiny bit too tight for me, so I'm working hard to lose some fat ^^

Important announcement!!!!!

Gong Yoo visited my dream lololololololol I almost died.