Bonus Chapter.

EXO Text Messages: Bonus Chapters.

Oh wow long time no see.

I really shouldn't be writing this, but Jongdae (blame him, he'll be responsible for this chapter) won't leave me alone.

Also Halloween is tomorrow, and I love Halloween. I always feel like I shoulb be giving you guys "gifts" hehe.

So, here it goes again.

Enjoy~

 

 

 

Chen: Baek, why did u call last night?

Chen: If this is about that game again, I will block u

Chen: also did anyone feel weird after our dinner last week? 

Baekhyun: the call was an accident

Chen: no it wasn't

Baekhyun: ah, yes?

Chen: No

Chen: u rang for like at least 20 seconds

Baekhyun: did u just watch me ring u and decided to ignore me????

Chen: yes

Chen: why does that surprise u?

Baekhyun: fine

Chen: aw, don't sulk

Baekhyun: am not

Baekhyun: Sehun says he'll ignore ur call from now on

Chen: why r u alwasy with someone? why can't u be alone?

Baekhyun: because I'm lonely and I don't wanna be alone

Chen: why r u being serious? what does this make me look like?

Baekhyun: it doesn't make u look like anything. It just shows ur genuine ness

Baekhyun: if u were nice, like me, maybe Sehun would make u lunch too

Baekhyun: if u were cute, like me, maybe Vivi would play with u too

Kai: hyung, ur abs were killers

Chen: thanks

Baekhyun: thanks

Chen: he's talking to me

Baekhyun: he's talking about me

Chen: Jongin?

Baekhyun: Nini?

Kai: I was talking to Baekhyun hyung

Chen: damn it

Baekhyun: that's right, off

Kai: kkkk Baekhyun hyung is eating u alive today

Chen: shut up,

Baekhyun: you!

Baekhyun: don't call him that! it's not final

Chen: yes it is

Baekhyun: we still have hope

Chen: no, u don't

Baekhyun: fine, damn it

Chen: speaking of, aren't u busy?

Baekhyun: I am. After this, I have a hair appointment

Baekhyun: I really just dropped by to touch Sehun's

Baekhyun: I start to lose my will to live if it's not around for a long time

Kai: can't blame u for that

Baekhyun: I'm telling him, that u complimented his

Kai: I compliment his daily, no big deal

Baekhyun: my child, u changed

Kai: and whose fault is that?

Baekhyun: urs

Baekhyun: who told u to listen to me

Chen: u

Chen: u single handedly ruined all the kids

Chen: Jongin, sue him

Chen: He's rich

Baekhyun: can't help it, I'm just that powerful

Chen: can't argue with that

Baekhyun: Jongin, why were u looking at my abs?

Baekhyun: you have pics of half nake me?

Baekhyun: want more? abs r gone though

Baekhyun: u want some tummy pics?

Kai: I was just looking you up

Kai: why would I have pics of u

Baekhyun: how dare you, I'm the love of your life

Chen: scientists should really take a look at what is inside you

Kai: I'll just ignore that yet another threat on Baekhyun hyung's life

Kai: u keep subtly suggesting we get rid of him

Chen: can u blame me?

Baekhyun: fear me

Chen: no

Chen: so Jongin, why aren't u with Baekhyun and Sehun's ?

Kai: going to the gym

Chen: cool, maybe I'll join u

Kai: u know u won't

Chen: true

Kai: hey, is it true that u know Minseok hyung's pass?

Chen: not true

Chen: I'm serious. Don't torture me for something I can't give u

Chen: why do u guys even wanna know his pass?

Chen: should have grabbed ur balls and asked him if it was that important

Baekhyun: you're so cute when u lie

Chen: what? no!

Kai: say hi to Sehun for me. And kiss Vivi

Baekhyun: will do. bye!

Kai: bye, hyung. love u

Baekhyun: love u

Chen: okay, Baekhyun, for real, why did u call? u good?

Chen: Baekhyun

Chen: r u serious?

Chen: fine

Chen: I don't care

Chen: I don't even care that u r just reading and ignoring

Chen: !!! u r taking revenge for what I did

Chen: ok ok I get it. I won't do it again

Chen: Baek

Chen: bastard, I'm sorry

Chen: I was trying to follow a yoga video, ok?

Chen: couldn't pick up. Then I forgot.

Baekhyun: were u wearing yoga pants?

Chen: ing hell, I'm so exhausted

 

 

 

 

 

I'll just leave.

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