I Really Shouldn't Have Done That
EXO Text Messages: Bonus Chapters.
Spring is coming ^^
Enjoy~
Because this is the last one.
Chen: Baekhyun
Chen: remember that thing you asked me to do?
Baekhyun: you did it?
Chen: I did it
Baekhyun: are you ing with me? how???
Baekhyun: I asked you just last night
Chen: Oh
Chen: that
Chen: No, I didn't do that
Chen: I did the one that you asked last month
Baekhyun: I told you I already got it
Chen: Yeah, but I did it anyway
Baekhyun: because
Chen: because I knew you would get annoyed ^^
Baekhyun: you
Chanyeol: what did you ask him? never ask Jongdae to do anything for you
Chen: I said I was sorry
Chanyeol: that still doesn't change the fact that you... did that
Chanyeol: also never ask him to never tell anyone something
Baekhyun: why not?
Chanyeol: because he ing tells someone?
Chen: he is right
Baekhyun: he is?
Chen: he is
Baekhyun: so you told someone
Chen: I told someone
Baekhyun: gonna ing tell me who it is?
Chen: Yixing hyung ^^
Baekhyun: Yixing hyung
Chen: Yixing hyung
Baekhyun: Yixing hyung
Chen: yes, Yixing hyung
Baekhyun: why did you do that!!! gonna ing snap your neck
Chen: I didn't want him to feel left out
Chen: besides, he doesn't give a about you
Chen: he won't tell anyone
Chanyeol: true, Yixing hyung is good with secrets
Chanyeol: usually because he just doesn't care
Baekhyun: what do you mean he doesn't give a about me? he gives plenty of about me
Chen: sure sure
Baekhyun: he does!
Chen: sure sure
Baekhyun: you
Kai: what happened now?
Chen: your beloved Baekhyun hyung is keeping a secret from you
Kai: I see
Kai: anything else?
Baekhyun: aren't you curious?
Kai: No
Kai: anything else?
Baekhyun: its a good secret
Kai: I see
Kai: nothing else?
Chanyeol: did you get my backpack? the old black one
Chanyeol: the left side is a bit ripped because Baekhyun
Kai: I did
Kai: thought it was mine
Kai: question, hyung
Chanyeol: yeah?
Kai: why do you have a pack of in your bag?
Kai: you seeing someone?
Baekhyun: pack of ?
Chen: Chanyeol is seeing someone?
Baekhyun: , seriously?
Chen: and already doing it?
Chanyeol: No!
Chanyeol: that is that stupid shaped chocolate
Chanyeol: Tao gave it to me long time ago
Kai: and you have been keeping it since
Kai: touching
Chanyeol: Open it! eat it!
Kai: I'm not gonna eat a
Chanyeol: it is chocolate!
Sehun: why is Jongin eating a ?
Kai: I'm not eating a
Baekhyun: Chanyeol has a pack of
Chanyeol: I don't
Chen: he is seeing someone
Chen: already went that far
Sehun: wow
Chanyeol: it is chocolate
Chanyeol: you know your ex fiance? Tao?
Chanyeol: remember him?
Sehun: yeah? ^^
Chanyeol: you had them too! chocolate shaped condoms
Chanyeol: No!
Chanyeol: shaped chocolates!
Kai: huh, it really is a chocolate
Kai: chill, hyung.
Kai: why r u tripping?
Chen: that is not fun
Baekhyun: tsk
Sehun: Jongin just ate a
Kai: it is a chocolate, and I didn't eat it
Kai: I just checked it
Sehun: you ate a
Suho: I beg your pardon?
D.O: you ate what now?
Sehun:
Kai: chocolate
Kai: and I didn't eat it
Kai: it is old
Kai: I just checked and made sure
D.O: sure
Kai: Kyungsoo!
D.O: what?
Kai: Chanyeol hyung is seeing someone!
Chen: and they are already really intimate!
Suho: what?
D.O: when did you do that?
Suho: Chanyeol, you said you would tell!
Chanyeol: I will! Hyung, I'm not seeing anyone
Chanyeol: you know me, rotting inside my hoodie
Chanyeol: the s are just kicking me around
Chen: tsk
Kai: no fun
Chanyeol: all Jongin's fault for taking my backpack
Chanyeol: you're gonna die one day if you keep walking around with your eyes closed like that
Kai: who told you to keep your condoms in your backpack like that when you live with 8 other s?
Chanyeol: chocolate!
Chanyeol: this is all Tao's fault
Sehun: then call him and tell him that
Chanyeol: and get chewed up over a phone call? no thanks
Lay: why is Tao chewing you up?
Sehun: Jongin ate a
Baekhyun: Chanyeol is dating someone
Chanyeol: Chanyeol is already carrying around a pack of
D.O: Hey, hyung
D.O: are you done?
Lay: Yeah...?
Chanyeol: they r lying
Lay: I know
Chanyeol: you know?
Lay: well, they said you r seeing someone...
Chanyeol: so that is how you know they r lying? not when they said Jongin ate a ?
Lay: Jongin does lots of stupid s
Kai: I would whine but I'm too busy laughing
Sehun: Rest in peace, Chanyeol hyung
Lay: Baekhyun
Baekhyun: Yes, hyung?
Lay: really? seriously?
Baekhyun: in my defence, that was a month ago
Baekhyun: I'm a totally different man now
Chen: no, you're not
Baekhyun: no, I'm not
Lay: I'm not judging you about what you asked
Lay: I'm juding your choice of... Jongdae
Chen: what is wrong with me?
Lay: had you asked me, it would've been done way sooner
Baekhyun: really?
Lay: Yeah, I know a guy
Baekhyun: really?
Chen: really?
Xiumin: really? you know a guy who could do that?
Lay: yeah
Xiumin: you
Lay: me
Xiumin: we should get together when you come back
Lay: always ready for a date with you, hyung
Baekhyun: hang on
Suho: what did you ask for?
Baekhyun: not telling
Baekhyun: Hang on
Baekhyun: Minseok hyung, you know?
Xiumin: I know
Baekhyun: you know
Xiumin: yes, I know
Baekhyun: Yixing hyung, I thought you're good with secrets!
Lay: I am
Lay: Jongdae is not
Baekhyun: you told Minseok hyung too?!
Chen: of course I did
Baekhyun: you're not even ashamed
Chen: he is my husband
Xiumin: I'm his husband
D.O: Baekhyun, what did you ask for
Baekhyun: I'll tell you later
Suho: you'll tell him but not me?
Baekhyun: yes
Lay: as nice as this is
Lay: I gotta go
Lay: Jongin don't eat another
Kai: chocolate
Lay: sure sure
Lay: see you all later
Suho: Bye
Lay: fighting with your drama!
Suho: fighting with... whatever you're doing now!
Baekhyun: I really shouldn't have asked Jongdae
Chen: you really shouldn't have
Chanyeol: you really shouldn't have trusted him
Chen: he really shouldn't have
Chen: now everyone will know
Baekyun: huh?
Chen: well, Minseok hyung knows
Chen: Sehun is his weak spot
Chen: you will tell Kyungsoo
Chen: Sehun is also his weak spot
Chen: either way, Sehun will know
Chen: then he'll tell Jongin because he is his best friend
Chen: then Jongin will tell Soojung because she is his girlfriend
Kai: ^^
Chen: then she'll tell all her friends
Chen: and the whole of China will know your secret
Baekhyun: you
Chen: ^^
Baekhyun: So... I should get a hold of Sehun
Chen: you should get a hold of Sehun
Sehun: too late
Baekhyun: Ya!
Sehun: hyung, you should have asked me
Sehun: I know a guy, too
Sehun: actually, Soojung knows the guy
Baekhyun: how come everyone knows a guy?
Chen: Soojung knows a guy?
Suho: I really shouldn't have red all this
Chanyeol: it is usually a good idea to ignore us, hyung
D.O: true
Baekhyun: whatever
Baekhyun: if everyone has a guy
Baekhyun: it means they r just the same as me
Baekhyun: nothing to be ashamed of
D.O: also true
Baekhyun: it is natural
Chanyeol: it is
Baekhyun: I didn't do anything wrong
Kai: nothing wrong with it
Baekhyun: I didn't hurt anyone
Chen: not even a fly
Baekhyun: I'm an adult
Xiumin: you are
Baekhyun: I have every right if I want to
Suho: I don't know what you're talking about, but hyung got your back
Baekhyun: this is actually a good thing.
Sehun: you're embarrassed aren't you?
Baekhyun: my has never been this red
What did you ask for, Baekhyun?
So here it is. The End.
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Do you squats and stretch daily.
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