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Suho: Jongdae, where is my passport?

Suho: the one you were holding last night; you were making fun of the picture

Chen: I put it back on the desk

Suho: it's not here

Chen: then you probably took it and put it somewhere else

Suho: do you know where it is?

Suho: did someone take my passport? the newest one

Suho: has anyone seen it?

Chen: who would take your passport, we're all living legally here

Suho: you guys are always taking my stuff

Suho: and passing it along to each other

Suho: who knows what you did to my passport

Chen: nobody took it!

Chen: you're as neat as a sea cucumber

Chen: stop blaming others, and start looking for it yourself

Suho: what if someone really did take it and put it somewhere I can't reach?

Chen: I'm sure they didn't throw it into the Bermuda Triangle, it is just our dormitory

Chanyeol: ha ha!

Chanyeol: Junmyeong hyung is getting scooooolded scooooolded!

Suho: am not

Chanyeol: yes, you are

Chanyeol: Jongdae can drill you deep into the ground if he is seriously annoyed with you

Chen: you are so messy and lazy with all your stuff

Chen: but you always end up blaming us for your lost properties

Chen: I keep telling you, nobody takes you stuff!

Chen: we have our own

Chen: and yes, Jongin sometimes takes your belongings

Chen: but he does that to just anyone

Chen: the kid doesn't have enough energy to give a so just let him be

Suho: done scolding me?

Chen: yes

Chen: but I wanna change rooms

Chen: Baekhyun, change with me

Baekhyun: you

Chen: if it is that hard, then just stop it!

Baekhyun: I won't, I'm almost there!

Chen: you're acting like a mad dog

Chen: if you're gonna diet and work out, do it without being an

Baekhyun: you don't know my pain

Chen: I do know your pain, our workout plan is almost the same

Baekhyun: sorry ...

Chen: why do you even want abs? You look like a baby mouse

Chen: it won't match well

Baekhyun: why do you want abs? You look like an old brick

Chen: change rooms with me

Baekhyun: No

Baekhyun: I'm going to take a nap

Baekhyun: only wake me up when food arrives

Chen: see, hyung? see?

Chen: see? nobody wants to be in the same room with you

Suho: you asked only one person

Sehun: I don't want to room with hyung again

Sehun: Jongin and Kyunsoo hyung are also declining the offer without any hesitation

Chen: see?

Chen: that leaves Chanyeol and Yixing hyung

Chen: Minseok hyung is out of question, of course

Sehun: why?

Chen: he battled for a century to get his own room

Chen: leave him be

Chanyeol: what r u talking about

Chanyeol: what battle?

Chanyeol: we all agreed that he should have his own room

Chen: wanna room with Junmyeon hyung? or me?

Chanyeol: did you not see my balding spot? is it not enough? do you want me to suffer more?

Chanyeol: want me to become totally hairless?

Chanyeol: is that what you want? should I talk about more of my sufferings? 

Sehun: now that this happened. Do you think you can get a CF deal for a hair growing product?

Chanyeol: my hair will grow back!

Sehun: of course it will. I'm just saying you can get some money out of it

Suho: why won't you room with me? 

Chanyeol: you nag, please stay away

Chanyeol: my stress level is going up again

Sehun: you're being too much to Junmyeon hyung

Sehun: he is not the only one who is a bad roommate

Sehun: you all snore

Sehun: some of you refuse to acknowledge personal space

Sehun: but did I kick you out? No

Sehun: you just live with it

Chanyeol: actually, you did kick us out

Sehun: I moved out, that is different

Chanyeol: what is the point of you moving out?

Chanyeol: you always come back anyway

Chanyeol: you and your Pinku Pinku

Lay: what r we talking about?

Sehun: how Junmyeon hyung as a roommate

Lay: he is fine though?

Sehun: if he is fine, then even a goat is fine

Lay: he is better than you

Sehun: ???

Lay: you always sleep

Lay: but then you don't sleep at night and do weird stuff

Chanyeol: and he holds grudges over stupid stuff and then takes petty "revenges"

Sehun: You guys just don't make a good match with me

Sehun: Kyungsoo hyung and I get along just fine

Chanyeol: it's because he ignores your existence easily and simply

Chanyeol: ask him

Chanyeol: that is how he is always so calm

Sehun: he is fine with my sleeping schedule

Sehun: and I'm fine with him humming while listening to music

Sehun: and sleeping

Chanyeol: you expect us to believe that you have a problem with someone sleeping ?

Suho: this is not good. 

Suho: I can't lose my passport like this

Chen: still can't find it?

Suho: no

Chen: ask Minseok hyung

Suho: hyung is home?

Chen: yeah, I talked to him earlier

Chen: he is probably organising his socks or something, go ask him for help

Ah, this chapter ...