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Baekhyun: Sehun ah

Baekhyun: you had a little time to answer today

Baekhyun: so you weren't serious, right?

Baekhyun: you would choose me, right?

Sehun: for what?

Baekhyun: to date your sister

Sehun: you're kidding me

Baehyun: why?

Baekhyun: why not?

Baekhyun: what is your reason?

Baekhyun: I'm nice, I'm funny

Baekhyun: and I buy you food

Baekhyun: who else could you possibly choose?

Baekhyun: Tao will never kill the spider for her

Baekhyun: Chanyeol is too tall, she will get a cramp in her neck

Baekhyun: Junmyeon hyung is too old and he has a kid

Chanyeol: Are you dissing us behind our back?

Baekhyun: No, I'm dissing you to your face

Suho: I'm not even the oldest; why are you doing this to me

Chanyeol: To be honest

Chanyeol: if you think about it seriously

Chanyeol: There is really no one to choose

Chanyeol: Except for someone who is tall and can cook decently 

Sehun: No

Baekhyun: Why?

Kai: What is wrong with us?

Tao: Are you looking down on us right now?

Lay: Let Sehun talk 

Tao: Do you even know how caring Baekhyun hyung is?

Baekhyun: Oh, you are talking to me right now?

Tao: what?

Baekhyun: You said that you and I were

Baekhyun: Because I wouldn't taste your chocolate

Tao: Ah yeah

Tao: I totally forgot about that

Tao: I don't care now though

Tao: just so happy I'm in Hong Kong

Baekhyun: Wanna sleep together?

Tao: no, I was thinking Junmyeon hyung

Sehun: He's with me though?

Baekhyun: What the

Tao: Fine

Tao: Sehun, go ahead, keep living like this

Sehun: What?

Tao: I'll date Baekhyun hyung

Baekhyun: I have a gifriend

Tao: then why are you after Sehun's sister?!

Lay: But Sehun doesn't have a sister?

Suho: Yixing, let them be

Suho: Just give up

Chen: As expected, shower after long day is the best

Chen: what are we talking about?

Chanyeol: Sehun doesn't love any of us

Chen: didn't you already know that?

Chanyeol: He says none of us is good enough to date her sister

Chen: why not?

Chen: I would date myself if I could

Kai: Sehun ah, what do you think?

Kai: How is Jongdae hyung?

Sehun: Don't do this to me

Kai: why? he is nice

Chen: I'm extremely charming

Chanyeol: I can cook

Chanyeol: Jongdae's a slob

Chen: I'm only lazy when it comes to you guys

Chen: Junmyeon hyung and Kyungsoo nag too much

Chen: Jongin is too shy

Chen: I can't talk about Baekhyun without cursing after every single word

Baekhyun: can't you brag about yourself without saying bad stuff about us?

Chanyeol: Baekhyun ah, you are not the one to say that

Luhan: Ya!!!!!!

Luhan: Byun Baekhyun!!!!!!!!!!

Baekhyun: Did you have a good shower, Luhan hyung? 

Luhan: Don't make me swear at this time of the night

Luhan: switch rooms with me, I'm not gonna sleep on this bed

Baekhyun: prove that it was me

Luhan: who else has a purple hair that is dripping all over?

Baekhyun: Hyung, I wanted to call the room service to get new pillows

Baekhyun: but my Chinese isn't good enough. Nor is my English

Baekhyun: don't attack me

Baekhyun: I'm so sorry. I was just waiting for you to come out

Luhan: what did you want with me?

Baekhyun: just hang out

Baekhyun: watch a movie or something

Luhan: Our Baekhyunnie is so cute

Luhan: I can't get mad at you

Tao: Baekhyun hyung, don't come

Tao: I don't want you to get the bed purple

Baekhyun: but it is so boring to sleep all alone

Baekhyun: Luhan hyung

Baekhyun: Hyung

Baekhyun: Please

Baekhyun: I'm bored

Baekhyun: Kris hyung already went to sleep

Baekhyun: Jongin's back hurts, so he need spread all over the bed to sleep comfortably

Baekhyun: Kyungsoo said he wants to sleep alone

Baekhyun: Chanyeol is doing something with Yixing hyung...

Luhan: Fine

Baekhyun: I'll be there in a second

D.O: Luhan hyung, you are too nice

D.O: You should learn to say no

Luhan: I really should

Lay: Minseok hyung, are you back yet?

Chen: where did he go?

Lay: to get some oinments to put on the bruises

Xiumin: On my way to back to the room

Xiumin: Stop worrying so much

Kai: Maybe it is because you have a really light skin

Kai: your bruises look the worst, hyung

Xiumin: I'm fine

Sehun: Hyung, wanna hang out with me and Junmyeon hyung?

Xiumin: what are you guys doing?

Sehun: For now

Sehun: Nothing

Sehun: Baekhyun hyung is annoying us with one of those questions

Xiumin: "Who would you date if you were a girl?"

Sehun: "Who would you want your sister to date?"

Baekhyun: Ya, I was just kidding

Tao: Of course

Baekhyun: Don't mock your hyung, it is disrespectful

Chen: But it is kinda annoying when Sehun rejects you with that straight face of his

Kris: Why do you even care?

D.O: you are not sleeping?

Kris: woke up because my phone kept buzzing

Chanyeol: for some very strange reason

Chanyeol: It feels good when Sehun acknowledges you

Kai: That is true

Baekhyun: Sehun is like that one annoying kid

Baekhyun: we all would be working all day to open this door

Baekhyun: pushing and kicking 

Baekhyun: then he would come, after sleeping for the whole day, and just pull the door open

Sehun: why does that make me annoying?

Sehun: that just makes you stupid for not thinking of pulling the door

Sehun: And I don't even have a sister

Shhh~