Namnoon confesses his love to his beauty and grace moo moo. Only to find he has competition with Suga and Jimin's thighs. How will this twisted love story end? 

To get the full reading experience you will need to know the names of all BTS songs.

2 Cool 4 Skool: 
2 Cool 4 Skool (Intro) 
No More Dream 
We Are Bulletproof Pt. 2 
Interlude 
I Like It 
Circle Room Cypher 
Gil (Road) 

N.O 
We On 
If I Ruled The World 
Coffee 
Cypher Part. 1 
Attack on Bangtan 
Paldo Gangsan 
Luv In Skool (Outro) 

Skool Luv Affair: 
Skool Luv Affair (Intro) 
Boy In Luv 
Where Did You Come From 
Just One Day 
Tomorrow 
Cypher Pt.2: Triptych 
Spine Breaker 
Jump 
Propose (Outro) 

Some side/pre-debut Songs: 
Born Singer 
Trouble 
Too much 
Beautiful 
Adult Child 
95 Graduation 
School of Tears 
Expensive Girl 
Waterfalls

First full length album: Dark and Wild 
Intro: What am I to you? 
War of Hormones 
Hip Hop lover 
Let me know 
Rain 
BTS Cypher PT. 3: Killer (feat. Supreme Boi) 
Interlude: What are you doing 
Can you turn off your phone 
Blanket kick 
24/7 = Heaven 
Look here 
Second grade 
Outro: Does that make sense?

Rap Monster & Jungkook – Monsterlude (2014) 
Rap Monster - Suicide 
Rap Monster – Dreamin 
Rap Monster & Jeongguk – Like A Star 

No More Dream

We Are Bulletproof Pt.2

SKOOL LUV AFFAIR SPECIAL ADDITION

Let Me Know

Danger

DARK&WILD

Coffee

O!RUL8,2?

We On

BTS Cypher Part 1

BTS Cypher PT. 2 : Triptych

SKOOL LUV AFFAIR SPECIAL ADDITION

Miss Right

Intro : Skool Luv Affair

OUTRO : LUV IN SKOOL

No More Dream

We Are Bulletproof Pt.2

Danger

Coffee

We On

BTS Cypher Part 1

BTS Cypher PT. 2 : Triptych

Miss Right

Outro : Propose

If I Ruled the World

JUMP

BTS Cypher PT.3 : KILLER

Skit : Soulmate

SKOOL LUV AFFAIR SPECIAL ADDITION

24/7 = Heaven

N.O

RAIN

Outro: Circle Room Cypher