Continuation: Last time on bless this mess Namnoon aka sawgiest turtle reptilian swag master #2 and the gang chased down Flawless Suga(he woke up like dis) swag master #1 who left in the clouds with Moo moo. And just what is Jimin doing? Where is he? Jung-nolips made himself Swag master #2 in order to be on the swag ranking system. He says he plans on making himself #1 to reach the sky and get Moo moo. But is it really that simple?

Jung-nolips: Everyone Hold on to me as I take us up to the sky. (Everyone proceeds to grab on to Jung-nolips, except namnoon)

Jung-nolips: Hyung? Is something wrong? You gatta let me know…

Namnoon: N.O

Jung-nolips: Is this because I’m swag master #2 now?

Namnoon: I should be the one to take us up there! Not you!

Hopie: Does it matter? We’re getting there som-

Namnoon: URUSAI! I AM THE LEADJA HYUNG-NIM-SENPAI! I DON’T DESERVE TO BE TREATED LIKE THIS! YOU ALL KNOW DA** WELL I -!

And before Namnoon could finish his sentence they were flying up in to the sky. During Franklin the turtles outburst Jung-nolips had written #1 on his swag master card. But there was one problem. As they went up they saw Suga and Moo moo fall down.

Namnoon: SEE FAGGOTS?! IT AIN’T THAT EASY BI***ES!!!

Hopie: Calm down brah relaux.. haa

Namnoon: NO YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN! HE TOOK MY MISS RIGHT! THIS IS AN ATTACK ON BANGTAN! IF I’M ATTACKED WE’RE ALL ATTACKED! GOT IT?? TOGETHER WE ARE BULLET PROOF BUT SUGA ALONE IS…IS..-CRAP! TOGETHER WE ARE DANGER-OUS! MY MISS RIGHT IS MY 24/7=HEAVEN, MY SOULMATE! Y’ALL BETTA HELP ME! DON’T MAKE ME A KILLER!

Princess Jin: I’d slap some sense in to you but that’d be animal abuse.

Namnoon: fight me Jin

Jung-nolips: No time. We HAVE to get her back right Hyung?

V: Forgetting our priorities already are we hyung Namnoon?

Namnoon: urusai…

Somewhere…in a dark place

Jimin: I’m done! I’m not going to follow you anymore! You promised me all these jewels, riches and said you’d make my dreams come true! Well guess what? NO MORE DREAM!

Jimins thighs:  Foolish child In vain—in vain! Thou canst not rise! Thy prison roof confines thee there…Its slender wires delude thine eyes, And quench thy longings with despair!

Jimin: Please…please…

Jimin’s thighs: Ye want thee girl no..?

Jimin: Yes!

Jimin’s thighs: Then ye have one more stop before ye reach thee sky.

To be continued…