Bless this mess
Bless this messContiuatsion: Last time on bless this mess Namnoon The nasty reptilian wannabe black turtle and Suga swag master #1(2) had it OUT!!! But after a long battle Suga gave moo moo up but before they parted she make SURW to ask him to keep her secret!! And just when the BAngtan boys thought they made it Galaxy and ($$$$)$uho($$$$) fell from the skiy. A hurt Galaxy and a frantic ($$$$)$uho($$$$) have a story for the bangtan boys!!
Hopie: WHAT HAPPNED?
($$$$)$uho($$$$): He’s, he’s up there…
Hopie: Who’s up there?
($$$$)$uho($$$$): *take in a deep breath* I’m talking abo-
Namnoon: No no NO! I GAT MY MISS RIGHT BACK! I DON’T CARE ABOUT ALLA THIS!!!
V: But hhyung!
Namnoon: O, RUL8 2 GET THE MEMO THAT I DON’T GIVE A FLYING POOT?! I JUST SAID WHAT I SAID AND IMA MAN OF MII WORD! WE’RE LEAVING! DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?!
Moo moo: But!!!
Namnoon: Yes bby?!
Moo moo: I want to see Jimin’s thighs one more time…I hafta see something
Namnoon: No bby…All you need to see is deeze lips *puckers his lips*
Moo moo: *shrieks*
Jung-nolips: We have to get back up there somehow, but none of us have a swag rank anymore.
V: Galaxy Hyung! Give Jung-nolips his rank BACK!
Namnoon: What about me, V!?
V: *adverts gaze*
Galaxy: I-I’m no longer the overseer of the swag, He came back…
Hopie: Who?!
Galaxy: ...JayflizzyPORK…
Bangtan boys and Moo moo: *GASP*
Up in the sky
JayflizzyPORK: Who would’ve thought I’d meet you here, the man who’s too kawaii to live and too sugoi to die.
G-dragon: Don’t wear it out. *six snaps*
To be continued…
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