Last time on bless this mess Namnoon NO SWAG RANK the reptilian lost his rank along with Jung-nolips. Jimin and his thighs brought ($$$$)$uho($$$$) to Galaxy in exchange for a body for his thighs. But before going on we must go BACK!!!!!!

ABOUT a few years ago. Up in the sky the one who oversaw allthe swag was….

JayflizzyPORK. He was the ultimate swag master. He kicked his small legs up on his arm rest and laid back overseeing the swaggy….But sitting up ther all day got obring…. He wanted more. He needed to go back into the limelight…So he set out for a journey to find who could take his place as the next BEST swag master. He BEAGN searching for all the swaggiest people he could find and givng them cards and saying if they made it to the top they’d be granted with all the sawg in the world. He went to G-dragon first but after many insults on the childishness of it all JayFLizzyPORK knew he needed to go to the lower class swags. The mediocre swags…befpre he could get G-dragon…So he found bts. The bts who’re always trying the new dances and American viral phrases, dance, and songs… But he went to suga first. Because he oozed swag…and constantly said it in interviews trying to summon JayflizzyPORK. He gave suga the first card. THEN he went to Namnoon after he started the “JIMIN you got no jams” revolution. He new he’d have to be next. THeN he went to Kris. AfTEr the knews of kris leaving his family JayflizzyPORK saw that as the golden chance to get him to take over his place. He aproched him like dis

JayflizzyPORK: Welcome.

Galaxy: Who the is u

JayflizzyPORK: That’s MY song

And it grew from there. JayflizzyPORK gained his trust and made him take the spot. But what Galazy didn’t know was that when become overseer of the swaggy you can’t LEAVE! He began missing his wife and kids. Longed for them but could never go to them.

He was lost. He was stuck, He needed a way out. So he called all of the swag masters and JayflizzyPORK to the sky. But just for that one day he made it that they had to bring G-dragon to get up there. But why….?

Galaxy: Now that you’re all here.

JayflizzyPORK: Why am I Here I gave up this lifestyle LONGG AGO!

Galaxy: To show you what I HAVE! *waves his hand. The cloudly ground they standing on pushes G-dragon,Namnoon and suag out.

JayflizzyPORK: G-DRAGON!?

*G-dragon is typed up, while Namnoon and Suga hold the ropes*

Galaxy: HAHA! I was able to get G-dragon to join unlike you did when you RULED!

JayflizzyPORK: YOU’RE IN NO WAY BETTER THAN ME! YOU’RE MY LAST RIVAL! YOU’RE JUST THAT LAME! I WILL TAKE THE SWAG OVERSEEER SPOT JUST TO SHOW YOU HOW AMAZING I CAN BE!!

‘All according to plan’ Galaxy thinks to himself.

*Jimin pops out of the clouds* Jimin: HYUNG! YOU HAVE TO GET RID OF THAT NO JAMS JOKE! IT’S RUNIING MY LIFE!!

Namnoon: JIMIN?!

*At the same time JayflizzyPORK sends his swag out to banish Galaxy from the sky but it bounces off Jimin who happened to pop right infront of JayflizzyPORK and redirected off of him and to G-dragon. And G-dragon vanished*

They all stand in silence. After that G-dragon was never seen again…

(BACK TO THE PRESENT)

Galaxy casts his swag to Jimin’s thighs to give his thighs a body. And from them appears….

G-dragon.

G-dragon: Feels good to finally be free…

To be continued….