Yunho: I would seriously give you some good advice that (holds Jaejoong's hand) this is not okay and this is right.

Jaejoong: Actually we have this (slowly pulls hands away from each other) role as a mommy, daddy, son, and daughter among us. We all ended up agreeing on our roles. (Yunho laughs)

Yunho: Jaejoong has this magnificent appearance and has warm heart like a mother, and he has this tough and masculine side of him. So, I guess it would be better, if I take the role of woman. (Smiles widely) is it weird? (Jaejoong smiles as well and covers his face) is it not what it is suppose to be? 
(Yunho pretends as a female voice) "honey, you are back!" (Smiles) something like this perhaps? "Is it good?" Like this? No, I should just stick with the man role. (Looks at JJ) You keep being the woman. (Laughs aloud and rubs his hand on JJ's thigh) 

Jaejoong: (pretends female voice) "Give me a hug." It sounds so weird when I do it.

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Fanfic version:::::::::

"Ahhh I am so bored!" Jaejoong yelled lying on the sofa stretching his body.
"Me too." Junsu said sitting nest to him.
"Let's do something fun." Yunho added.
"Like what?" Yoochun asked lazily.
"I don't know exactly, but let's think of one. Changmin you too."
"Let me finish this first. I am almost done." Changmin said, his eyes glued to the comic.
"This situation totally reminds me of a family." Yoochun laughed. 
"Yeah! Ue khang khang!!! Omma! I am bored!" Junsu said laughing.
"Wait. You are a pet, you can't talk! " Yoochun corrected. 
"Ah! Right. I forgot! Ue Khang Khang!!! But I want to be a human!"
"Omma doesn't sit like that! That's too comfortable position for a mom." Yunho pointed at Jaejoong who was lying on the sofa carelessly. "I think I will do much better as a mom."
"Boya? It's not like we are real family of those roles. Why even bother? We are all men." Changmin complained.
"You are no fun! $&@/€#%{?! Bambaiya!"
Yoochun laughed aloud smacking Junsu hard.
"Ani. Never mind. I think I am much suited for a father, I have to take care of these kids first. Yoebo! Don't spoil your son like that." Yunho said to Jaejoong.
". ...........umm......ok." Jaejoong said sarcastically.
"This is a total messed up group. I better go yo my room and read." Changmin gets up and goes to other room.
"Eehhh eehhhhh!!!" Junsu screams.
"You are a dog, not a dolphin!" Yoochun laughs.
Yunho suddenly laughs. "Your omma fell asleep already. Honey, sweet dream....... Ok, that sounded totally weird."