Ailee -  U&I  

“That's what's great about it. Everyone is so different. Different ages. Different nationalities,” - Emilie de Ravin 

(A/N: Sorry, it's all BaekHun's situation)

"Baekhyun to Sehun, tcchk tcchk, can you hear me?" 

"Sehun to Baekhyun, tcchk tcchk, positive" 

"Baekhyun to Se--" 

"C'mon! This is Hilarious!" Sehun groaned while throwing his walkie-talkie toy to the ground 

"Shh! don’t be noisy! And that toy costs a fortune!" Baekhyun from the opposite bush whispered loudly 

"I'm going there" Sehun mouthed before rolling on the ground with flipping actions

(A/N: Yep! Just like the baby Tao panda is doing)

"Agent Sehun has arrived" the younger chuckled 

"Yeah yeah whatever" the older replied, secretly upset that he didn't value the toy he bought. "Oh! They're going to order!" Baekhyun chirped, opening the bush wider. In their sight were Chanyeol and Sunri sitting down on a two-person table. Chanyeol was shaking uncontrollably while Sunri was resting her head on her palms while looking at the nervous boy with seductive eyes. 

Baekhyun made a disgusting face as he reached out for his pellet gun. "I'm going to give her the best date ever!!" Baekhyun squealed while pointing the gun to the filled up glass in front of Sunri. *, I need to prevent that* Sehun panicked not wanting Baekhyun to ruin their date. He joined him to make sure everything was going positive. He need to do it for Sunri to answer Chanyeol and be his girlfriend 

*Shoot! 

While Sehun was thinking, the bullet went out of the gun and, fortunately for Sehun, the bullet missed the glass. "Darn! One more time" Baekhyun cursed. *Oh man oh man, where's the paint gun* Sehun quickly searched for the paint gun Baekhyun has bought 

*Shoot! 

*Shoot! 

They shoot bullets at the same time. Baekhyun was aiming for the glass while Sehun was aiming for the bullet 

"Ahhhh!!" A scream was heard, definitely from Sunri "There's paint everywhere!! My clothes! My face! My hair!!!" She complained. Sehun's mouth was wide open. Sure, he hit Baekhyun's bullet but the paint.. It splattered, which is not good news 

"Sehun! That was awesome! You're a great partner! High five!" Baekhyun raised his hand and Sehun absentmindedly slapped it 

Baekhyun: 1 
Sehun: 0 

"Aish, whoever that guy is, I'll kill him to bits. Are you okay Sunri?" Chanyeol grabbed a tissue to wipe the mess. Chanyeol stopped right in front of her face; they shared passionate gazes until Sunri spoke up "Y-yeah.. Thanks" She smiled. Butterflies burst into Chanyeol's stomach while his face was heating up together with Sunri. 

"Ew! She should be mad at Chanyeol not Lovey-Dovey-ing!" Baekhyun pouted. *Awesome* Sehun mentally held a fist up 

Baekhyun: 1 
Sehun: 1 

"Ughh... I'm going to try making Chanyeol hate her" Baekhyun stated as he searches for something in his 'prank' box. He got some disguise clothes and a whoopee cushion

"Hyung, what are you getti-- Holy fu--" 

"There's no time to complain now get dressed!" 

"No!" Sehun protested and Baekhyun raised a brow 

"Want me to show off your ribbon ?" 

"Wha-- how did yo--" 

"I stole everyone's, they’re in my secret closet. I know yours, blue is the color with yellow ribbons around the--" 

"Ugh.. Fine!!" the younger gave up. He got the clothes and went to the boys comfort room. "Wait!" Sehun exclaimed "We can't go there" 

"Why not?" 

"We'll be girls when we come out of there! Duhh" 

"Oh, yeah. Let's wear the wig and go to the girls comfort room instead" Baekhyun said and the other nodded in agreement. They put on their wigs and went in. There were a little amount of girls and they sighed in relief. *, we need to speak like girls* they both of them thought as they looked at each other. They quickly went in their separated cubicles and changed their clothes. *Thank god I won't be weaing any giraffe heels* Sehun thought. Soon, they came out at the same time. Baekhyun was feeling comfortable with the clothes but Sehun isn't 

"What are you doing?!" Sehun whispered to Baekhyun 

"Make-up" the other mouthed. Baekhyun pulled the younger towards the sink and handed him a lip gloss. Sehun gave him a 'WTF' look but the other only sent him an 'I'll-show-them-your-' look. 

Sehun pulled out the cap and started to gloss his bottom lip while Baekhyun was focused on putting eyeliner. "Hyung, Is this okay?" Sehun whispered. The older turned around and saw a hideous Sehun. He let out a girly scream, letting all the other girls look their way. "What the hell?!" He mouthed before grabbing a tissue and wipe out the excess gloss around his lip line. Sehun smiled sweetly at Baekhyun but the older slapped him away. The younger hissed in pain and pinched Baekhyun's thighs causing him to shriek in pain

Baekhyun was about to punch Sehun when the door swung open. *Sunri!?!?!* The both of them thought. Her face was plastered with a smirk as she walked down beside Baekhyun. To their relief, she didn't know or recognized who they were. The girl opened her purse and pulled out her magenta phone. *Who's she going to talk to?* Sehun thought questioningly. Sunri looked at the two who were staring at the whole time and raised an eyebrow. The two boys in disguised blushed in embarrassment. They turned around to face the mirror and began transforming their faces once again

"Yeoboseyo?" The other line said and Baekhyun's ears began to sharpen up. *This is interesting..* He thought as he recognized the voice as a man's

"Yiyi oppa!" She beamed

"What took you so long to answer?"

"I'm in a friend's house, we were having so much fun that I didn't hear or noticed my phone ringing"

"Ouch. That broke me ghongzhu" the foreign boy chuckled. *Princess?! A-Are they dating?!* Baekhyun and Sehun looked at each other with wide eyes. They studied Chinese before and they were lucky that they still knew some of it

"Sorry oppa, do you also know that I'm hurting cause' you're in freakin' China??"

"I'm coming back there in 5 months, don't worry"

"Hmm... oh, my friend's calling me. That's a promise okay?! Bye bye Yiyi oppa~ Wo ai ni" And by that she immediately hung up and began dialling another person

"Hey Suhyun, Kris just told me that he'll come back for Korea in 5 months!"

"Ahh~ that hottie Kris Wu? Wu Fan? Yi Fan or whatever? That's too long girl!"

"Yeah.. I just came to think of it"

"Wait.. You’re on a date with that Chan-something guy right?"

"Mmm"

"And you still have.. 3 more, from Japan, Singapore, and Thailand?"

"Uhm... maybe more...?" She chuckled and the two boys paled

"You go girl! Vacuum up the whole Asian boys!" The other line laughed shortly "Anyways, aim for that guy"

"Chanyeol? Yeah.. I've been thinking about it too" She smirked

"He's all tall and handso-- well, cute"

Baekhyun silently growled

"Hey, he's handsome too you know"

"Hey hey, how about that Kris oppa of yours huh?!?"

"Chill, I won't replace him for that Chanyeol, duhh, my Yifan is more perfect that..."

"..Freak" Suhyun continued

"H---"

"//Cough// //Cough//" Baekhyun Faked a cough, interrupting what Sunri will be saying, "Excuse me, //cough// Sorry.." Baekhyun eyed Sehun dangerously, indirectly telling him to cooperate

"A-Ah... Sis, why didn't you drink your medicine earlier?" Sehun tried his 88 percent best to talk and act like a girl. Baekhyun rolled his eyes but deep inside he felt relieved. Sunri on the other hand glared at the two

"Tch, I'll go now, my target must be waiting for me" She hung up and immediately went out of the comfort room

Lucky for the two boys, they were the only ones in the room, no more girls or any living thing inside except for them. "That was lame" Baekhyun chuckled returning to his manly voice

"Well at least I got you an excuse" Sehun shrug it off

"Let's go, I think we look pretty enough" The older batted his fake eyelashes and puckered his own gradient-ed lips before pulling the younger together with their heavy bags with him

"Where should I put these?"

"Behind the bushes"

"Don't blame me if these things got stolen" Sehun snorted before placing down the bags at a nearby bush

"Mm... so here's the plan, first you go order something and I'll take that seat beside them so that the guards won't kick us for loitering"

"And, next?"

"I'll do the other things, you might screw all of it" Baekhyun rushed to the seat and 'politely' took a seat

"We could just use our beauty to seduce the guards, pshh" He walked up to the counter and was glad to see that no one was in line. Meaning, he'll get their orders in no time *But what should I buy?* he asked himself while walking towards the counter. He was instantly greeted by the sight of the cashier

"Good morning Ma'--" The blonde boy stopped speaking as a brunette goddess stood before him

"Uhm.. What should I buy" Sehun looked up to choose from the menu, he didn't even mind what tone or voice he was using. The blonde stranger was so star-strucked by the beauty of Sehun that he didn't even need to judge his--- her voice

"Me.." The cashier absent-mindedly mumbled

"Hmm? What did you said Mr... Mmm.. Lu.. Luhan?" Sehun squinted his eyes to take a closer look at the Luhan guy's name tag

"Anyways, I'll just order two chocolate bubble tea, you have those right?" The brunette said as he didn't get a reply from Luhan

"Oh um... what's your name?"

"Me? Sehun" He straight-forwardly answered

"H-Here you go Miss Sehun, let's just wait for the bubble tea to be made, ne?" Luhan handed him the receipt

"M-Miss--!?!" Sehun choked out *Oh.. I forgot, I was acting as little girly Sehunnie*

"A-Are you okay??" Luhan panicked as he got out of the counter and purposely held Sehun's hands

"I'm fine, thank you for the concern. It's nothing at all" Sehun sheepishly smiled as he gently tried to escape his hands from Luhan's. *Ohh.. Her hands are smooth but big, but not that big, just the average size* the blonde snapped out from his thoughts and quickly let go of Sehun's hands before going back in the counter

"So.." The older coughed "While waiting, what school or university do you come from?"

"SM University"

"Whow! I go there too!"

"Really?! What are you majoring in?"

"Aish.. That ugly girl is really taking too long--!" Baekhyun complained and turned around, but only to stop his sentence mid-way *what the hell is that Sehun doing?! Seducing a BLONDE GUY?!?! REALLY OH SEHUN?!?!* Baekhyun let out an angry growl quietly as he took a peek of his seatmates.

The ugly 'ChanRi' couple.

Baekhyun look at the opposite side and saw empty trays of foods. He got a plan, so he took the empty plate and set it in front of him to let the people think that he is one of the customers. *Forget Sehun, I'll do this alone for now. For my best buddy Chanyeollie, Aja Aja!!* Baekhyun did the 'fighting' with his fist, causing the other people to stare, and some to adore him.

Author's notes:

OMG HOW MANY WEEKS SINCE I'VE UPDATED?!?! I'm so sorry T^T I think I was so busy laughing my soul out while watching EXO's Weekly Idol and their 2nd MV of GROWL Wutwuuu!!! Exams are coming and we, Pilipinos/Filipinos just recently had a huge flood. The water was up to my waist at my place. Anyways.. I added some short HunHan moment to make it up to you ; A ;!  Subscribe - Upvote - Comment Love you all~ Ohh... ChanHun <33

[8-24-2013]

PS, I really love the quote above :))