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“I can’t believe you convinced me into spending the whole summer at camp.” Sungmin rolled his eyes with disgust as he blew on his freshly-polished nails. “This is why I hate you, Hyukkie.”

“Are you forgetting that your latest eyecandy will be in attendance as well?” Eunhyuk had his iPhone on speakerphone because he learned the hard way that it was impossible to hold the very expensive phone and dye his hair at the same time without getting a slab of red on the screen. He made a mental note to scrape it off later. “You should be thanking me, Minnie. This gives you three whole months to drool and ogle at him all you like.”

On the other end, Sungmin gave out a very dramatic sigh. “Yes, but that boy is still convinced that he’s as straight as a ing ruler. Plus, I hear he’s gonna drag along that halfwit Lee Donghae.”

“Good,” he replied. “I need something to do besides putting on sunscreen and mosquito repellent. By the way, can I borrow your pink boots? I don’t have any decent footwear for camp; unless you can use pumps and rhinestone-covered sandals for hiking.”

“Ew, we’re gonna go hiking? I didn’t sign up for that!” He whined, bouncing in his seat in annoyance. “And no, you cannot borrow my pink boots. I’m gonna use them for myself and anyway, I don’t want your big clown feet to stretch out my favorite pair of shoes.”

“Well, boohoo, you . My feet are no bigger than yours.” He hissed. “I guess I have to borrow from my sister. Ugh, do you know how y she is when it comes to sharing? Seriously, I’m probably the only good soul in this family.”

“There are so many things wrong with that sentence.” Sungmin continued to dab on more glitter on his nails. “But I don’t want to waste my perfect voice pointing them all out for you. Let me just clear something up, did you just tell you me you’re gonna do Lee Donghae during camp?”

Eunhyuk smirked as he put his wet hair in a plastic cap. “Why, yes, Ming. Unlike you, I actually have plans this summer.”

“Are you ing out of your mind? That boy’s even straighter than my Kyuhyunnie!” He told him. “They’re dating those airheaded cheerleaders; personally, I don’t know what they see in them. It’s certainly not their s, considering they have none.”

It has always been Eunhyuk’s duty to assure Sungmin that he was prettier than any girl on their school’s cheerleading squad and that nobody can beat his rack (because Sungmin, being the gayest gay of all the gays in their school, had convinced himself that he actually had s). Sometimes Eunhyuk would forget to tell him and he had to deal with Sungmin’s sulking all day. And when a diva like Sungmin was upset with you, it was worse than going on a one-way trip to hell. “I know that, Minnie, but hey, who doesn’t love a challenge? Don’t you get it? It’s up to us to bend those rulers.”

A determined twinkle suddenly shone in Sungmin’s eyes. “I like the way you think, Hyukkie. Cho Kyuhyun and Lee Donghae are going to this camp straight, but thanks to us, they’ll be leaving it gay.”

I told myself I wouldn't start another fic without finishing 'Live to Kill', but I just couldn't resist. I was too excited with this story's plot. ^^