Emoji fic feat. KyuSung & EunHae

PS. I post two fics today  <---

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🐧: Hyukjae! You're not going to believe what happened today!

🐒: What happened?

🐧: I almost got pickpocketed but an angel saved me! He snatched the thief's wrist and threw them over his head like in a movie!

🐧: I fell in love at first sight *sigh dreamily*

🐒: What a coincidence! I was saved by an angel from a thug too!

🐒: The way he punched the thug with his beefy arm… I'm so in love with him!

🐧: Lmao we really are friends! Even falling in love on the same day! 👍

🐒: I know right! Say, what does your crush look like? Is he as cute as mine?

🐧: The cutest! Has a great sense of fashion.

🐒: Oh, same!

🐧: With silky black hair that reaches his ears.

🐒: I guess black hair is very common.

🐧: His skin is very fair and flawless! I wanna touch it and bite it so badly hehehe 🤤

🐒: Pfft, same, Kyuhyun, same 🤣

🐧: His eyes are really gorgeous…

🐒: Yeah, they are…

🐧: Beautiful kissable lips…

🐒: Mm, I understand.

🐧: But the highlight are his hands! They are smol and super adorable!

🐧: I bet my hands can completely enveloped his cute smol hands 🥰

🐒:

🐒: What a coincidence… My angel also has cute smol hands…

🐧:

🐧: Where did you meet your angel?

🐒: At the local basketball court. You?

🐧: That's where I met mine too…

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🐒:

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🐒: I MET HIM FIRST!

🐧: THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS!

🐧: All's fair in love and war! He hasn't fallen in love with either of us yet so I still have a chance!

🐒: Yah! What happened to bros before hoes!!? Am I not your friend!!?

🐧: Cuz my angel is no hoes!!!

🐧: Hey, let's do this fair and square.

🐧: Let's try to win his heart and whoever loses must accept it and step back.

🐒: Urgh, deal. But he'll fall for me first for sure!

🐧: Ha, that's my words!

🐒: Wait, I purpose another rule.

🐧: I'm listening.

🐒: Let's not intervene with each other's attempt. Say, if I'm going to meet him today, you have to wait for tomorrow to see him.

🐧: Hmm, we shouldn't burden him. Alright.

🐧: But victory will be mine!

🐒: And I'll have the last laugh!

🐧~~💥~~🐒

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Meanwhile…

🐯: Hyung! I met the man of my dreams today!

🐢: Me too! Sigh, I want to see him again…

🐯💕💭🐒 🐢💕💭🐧

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Two weeks later…

🐧: Yo, loser, how is your progress?

🐧: Just so you know, I already got his number and we call each other every night.

🐧: His voice… Gosh, I wanna hear him say my name while tearing up beneath me…

🐒: Yike, don't you ing dare taint my angel with your dirty thought.

🐒: And yes, flop, I also got his number and we call each other every morning.

🐒: He's so hyper that I wonder how long can he lasts hehehe…

🐧: You're no better than me 🙄

🐒: Shut up.

🐒: Anyway, are we still keeping up with this?

🐒: What if he played both of us like a fool?

🐧: He won't. I believe in my angel.

🐒: Pfft, whipped much, huh?

🐧: Yes. So, you'll give up?

🐒: Never said I would. 😤

🐒: Well, whatever, I'm going on a date with him tomorrow~ Gonna have so much fun.

🐧: Really? Congrats then.

🐧: Mine is the day after tomorrow.

🐒:

🐒: I'll make him so happy that he forgot ever agreeing to date you.

🐧: Go ahead. I'm not scared at all.

The next morning…

🐒: Yah!!! Where did you put my pants and shirt that I prepared last night!!?

🐧: I don't know what you're talking about 😌

🐒: You freaking evil brat! Give it back!

🐧: Sorry, all's fair in love and war~

🐧: Hey, you still have that stinky old t-shirt and hideous baggy ajumma pants.

🐒: I'm not going to wear this ugly things to my very important first date!!!

🐧: Oh, so you'll cancel it?

🐒: LIKE HELL I WOULD.

🐒: Curse you Cho-ing-Kyuhyun. Imma kill you when I come back 🖕

🐧: I'm so looking forward to it lol.

That night…

🐒: . Where is it…?

🐧: Yo, are you looking for my clothes? Unlike you, I hid them away~

🐒: Tsk, you cheater!

🐧: I prefer a genius 😌 So, how was your date? Was he appalled by your fashion sense?

🐒: Ha, nope! He actually liked it and said that he thought it's unique and I'm fun to be with 😏

🐒: Disappointed?

🐧:

🐧: Sigh, it seems like I have to show him what a true handsome looks like.

🐒: Go ahead, er 🤣

The next morning…

🐧: YAH!!! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO WITH MY COLOGNE!!!

🐒: I don't know what you're talking about 😌

🐧: You monkey jerk! Now I smell like a freaking tteokbokki!! 🖕

🐒: All's fair in love and war~ You said it.

🐒: If it bothers you that much, just take a quick shower .

🐧: No! I can't be late on my first date!!

🐧: I'll kill you when I come back! 👎

🐒: Yeah, yeah. Leave already.

🐧:

🐧: Where the are my leather shoes!!?

🐒: *Whistle*

🐧: You vengeful monkey! you!!

🐒: *Whistle louder*

That night…

🐒: How was it? Did he appreciate your awesome choice of cologne and shoes?

🐧: Pfft, your pathetic scheme meant nothing.

🐧: My kind and gorgeous angel said he found my smell to be homey and calming. He can't stop cuddling me the entire time. 😏

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🐒: My angel is more tasteless than I thought…

🐧: I could say the same with your clothes…

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🐧: This is so stupid.

🐒: Yeah. What are we? Elementary kids?

🐒: We've been friends for a long time. We shouldn't let this silly jealousy ruin our friendship.

🐧: I couldn't agree more.

🐧: Plus, it's obvious that our angel has yet to make up his mind so we should compete fair and square.

🐧: Friend?

🐒: Friend.

🐧 🤝 🐒

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Meanwhile…

🐯: Hyung, how was your date?

🐢: I had so much fun! He spoiled me rotten and let me choose where to go.

🐢: We went to many cafes and watched a movie together~ 🥰

🐢: He's kinda weird though…

🐯: Eh? How so?

🐢: He wore a crisp black suit and he was really handsome… But he also wore flip-flops and smelled like… tteokbokki…? 😅

🐯: That's hella weird. Are you fine with it?

🐢: Yep! He treated me nicely so I didn't mind~

🐢: What about you, Hae-ah? Did you have fun yesterday with the man of your dreams?

🐯: The best! He was very witty and funny! And he found my clumsiness to be cute too 🙈

🐯: Oh, he also wore very funny clothes! I like it though. He still looks good~

🐯: We had many common favorite food so he took me on a food date and we went to game center after that!

🐢: Aww, he sounds like a sweet guy.

🐯: Yours too, hyung!

🐯: I'm so happy that we found a good man at the same time! Let's go on a double date!

🐢:

🐢: …I'm thinking of inviting him here 🙈

🐯: 

🐯: Omg hyung really!!!? 

🐯: Maybe I should invite him too 🙈

🍒 Walked in and overhead it.

🍒: Kids, be sure to prepare

🐢&🐯:

🐢&🐯: Hyung!!! *blushing*

🍒: Bruh, I'm looking after you guys now 🙄

🐢: But I only invite him over to watch movies..

🐯: And I'm thinking of playing games…

🍒: You're a clown if you think your man won't try to get in your pants. Safety first, kids.

🍒: Do you have lube? Wanna borrow mine and Jungsu's?

🐢&🐯: N-No hyung we don't need it!!!

🍒: Really? Fine. I guess you don't want some tips from me and Jungsu then? 😏

🐢&🐯:

🐢: Please guide us, O' Great Heechul hyung.

🐯: M-Me too!

🍒: Mwhahahahaha! Listen carefully, kids 😈

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A week later…

🐧: Hyukjae, seeing as we're good friends, I think you should give up on him already.

🐒: Why? The war hasn't ended yet.

🐧: It is. Sorry, buddy, but he invited me to his house today. 😌👌

🐒:

🐒: Oh, well, congrats then. But I won't give up until he explicitly says that he chose you.

🐧: Fair enough. Then, I'm leaving now.

🐒: Good luck…

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🐒: *sigh*

That night…

🐧: I'm back! Hehe, as I thought, he's the cutest saying my name in bed 🤤

🐒: Kyuhyun, um, you might want to know this..

🐧: Yes?

🐒: He invited me too… The day after the day after tomorrow, said he has to take a day off first and we can meet.

🐧: Show me the address.

🐒: Here.

🐧:

🐧: It's the same place…

🐧: So we really are dating the same person…

🐧: 

🐒: I'm sorry…

🐧: Don't be. We agreed to do this fair, after all.

🐧: Good luck…

🐒: Yeah…

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Meanwhile…

🐢: I'm sorry, Hae-ah. You have to postpone meeting your man because of me…

🐯: It's fine hyung! That's what cousin is for~

🍒: Seriously, how many times did you guys do it that you can't get up?

🐢: *blushing from head to toe*

🍒: Forget it. I don't want to know.

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The day after the day after tomorrow…

🐢: Are you alright, Hae-ah?

🐯: Tired but I'm fine!

🐯: Hyung, I think I genuinely love him 🙈

🐢: Me too… I never felt like this before 🙈

🐢: Should we… confess…?

🐯: Then, hyung goes first!

🐢: Wha— no, you go first!

🐯: But this is embarrassing 😫

🐢: I know right 😫

🍒: Christ! Are you two middle school kids?

🍒: If saying it is hard for you, just message them at the same time.

🐢&🐯: Good idea hyung!!

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Meanwhile…

🐒: I'm back.

🐧: Did you do it…?

🐒: Yep. It was awesome too. Though I can't help but feel bad…

🐧: Me too… Are we… being two-timed…?

🐒: I don't want to believe that someone as innocent as him could do it but… I think so…

🐒: What should we do?

🐧: Let's ask him to choose. It's time to end this game. Only one of us will be happy.

🐒: Great idea. I'll—

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🐒: He messaged me.

🐧: Me too.

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🐧: …He said that he loves me.

🐒: …He told me that he loves me too.

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🐒:

🐒: this bull!! He's clearly messing around with us!

🐧: Yeah! I'm not going to let a cheating bastard ruin our friendship!!

🐧: Let's dump this guy! Both of us are good-looking so it's not hard to find a new guy!

🐒: A new guy who won't cheat! Yes, let's!!

🐧🤝🐒

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Meanwhile…

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🐯:

🐢&🐯: *start to tear up*

🍒: My kids, what's wrong?

🐢: He told me that he despises me and never wants to see my face ever again…

🐯: H-He told me that I disgust him…

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🍒: I'M GONNA KILL THESE BASTARDS AND CUT THEIR JUNKS AND FEED IT TO A PIG

🍒: Tell me where they are 🤬🤬🤬

🐢: It's fine, hyung.

🐯: We don't want to hear about them again.

🍒: Sigh, alright, let's pull an all-night and play games or watch movies together!!

🍒: Bros before trashes!!!

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One month later…

🐒: Hey, what else do we have to buy?

🐧:

🐒: Kyuhyun?

🐧: Huh? Oh, my bad. Did you buy pepper?

🐒: Not yet.

🐒: Are you still thinking of him…?

🐧: Yeah…

🐒: Don't worry. Me too…

🐧: Sigh, I know I shouldn't but I can't stop thinking of him… His cute smile and laughter…

🐒: I know. I miss his hyper energy and oblivious side too…

🐒: But we shouldn't linger on the past.

🐧: Yeah, let's go.

30 minutes later…

🔪: Hand your money and nobody gets hurt!

🐒: Why the hell do we always run into this?

🐧: I'm genuinely curious too.

🔪: Shut up! Hand your money!!

🐧&🐒: Oh well…

❓: Stop right there!!

❓: Don't pick a fight with someone weaker!

🐧: Wait, that voice…

🐒: It sounds so familiar…

🐧&🐒: My angel!!!

🐯&🐢 🤜🤛✊👊💥 🔪

🐯: Hey, are you al—

🐢: What's wrong, Hae—

🐢&🐯: 

🐧: Jongwoon!

🐒: Donghae!

🐧:

🐒:

🐒: Wait, did you say Jongwoon?? Who's Jongwoon???

🐧: My angel, of course! And who's Donghae?

🐒: He's my angel! What else!?

🐧:

🐒:

🐒: OMG IT'S ALL A STUPID MISUNDERSTANDING!!

🐧: WE MISTOOK THEM ALL THIS TIME!

🐧&🐒: Jongwoon!! / Donghae!!

🐯: Hyung…?

🐢: Let's go, Hae-ah, we don't know them.

🐧&🐒: Wait!!! We're sorry!!!

🐒: Donghae, I love you and only you!!

🐧: I can't live without you, Jongwoon!!

🐧&🐒: Please give me a chance!!

🐢: Excuse me, do we know you two?

🐧: Jongwoon… 🥺

🐯: Hyung, maybe we should listen to them first? Maybe they didn't mean it…?

🐒: I never meant any of that!! I really love you!

🐯: Hyung… 🥺

🐢: Sigh, fine, ten minutes.

🐧: Yes! You see, it was all a stupid misunderstanding!

🐒: We though we fell in love with the same person and that you played with our hearts!

🐧: We truly do love you but we don't want to ruin our friendship so we said those horrible stuff!! And we genuinely regret it!!

🐒: In fact, we never forgot about you! We missed you all the time!

🐧&🐒: I love you!! Only you!!

🐢: How is that even possible…?

🐯: I don't get it?? 🤔

🐢: Our idiot crushes thought that you and I are the same person and that we cheated on them. That's why they broke up with us 🤦

🐯: What!!? How is that even possible!!?

🐒: I know I'm stupid but please forgive me.

🐧: I mean, you two look alike and even live in the same house! That's right! Why are you living together!!?

🐢: Duh, we're cousins 🙄

🐯: Jongwoon hyung is the best! He gave me a lot of useful advice when I went on a date with Hyukjae! 🥰

🐧: Um, sorry? Forgive me please? 🥺

🐒: Yes, please forgive my idiot friend.

🐧: You're as guilty as me so shut up 😤

🐯: Hyung, I think they're being sincere and they have apologized enough. Forgive them?

🐢: Think of what they did to us, Hae-ah!

🐯: Hyung, you told me every night that you missed Kyuhyun and you have trouble sleeping without hearing his voice. Why did you try to push him away now that you've reunited?

🐢: Hae-ah!!! 😱

🐧: Oh, you miss me? 😉

🐢: I'm not—!

🐧: It's okay. I miss you too 🥰

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🐢: …I really miss you, Kyuhyun 🥺

🐢: And I love you! A lot!

🐧: Yes!! I love you too!! 😘

🐯: Aww, they're so cute!

🐒: They are. But what about us?

🐯: Eh? What is it about us?

🐒: Do you love me too?

🐯: Of course! I thought it's already obvious! 

🐯: I love you too Hyukjae!! 🥰💕💕💕

🐯: My love for you is as much as the east sea!

🐯: That's why, can you take me to abura soba place again?

🐒: You pabo! You ruined the mood!

🐒: …Sigh, alright, let's go 🥰

🐯: Now? But what about hyung and Kyuhyun?

🐒: They want to be alone too. Let's go~

🐯: Yeah!! 😆💕

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Meanwhile…

🐢: So? You really didn't mean to say that?

🐧: Never ever! I'd rather catch a cockroach bare-handed than hurt you! 😤

🐢: Don't do that! I believe you now 🥺

🐢: So, um, we're dating now? Or?

🐧: I can be your anything, including a faithful husband 😉😘

🐢: Um, no thank you, I'd rather we got to know each other more first.

🐧: Jongwoonnnnnnn 😭

🐢: But I don't mind being your fiance 🙈

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🐢:

🐧: Sorry? What did you say? There was a gust of wind just now 😅

🐢:

🐢: Nothing. Let's go.

🐧: Alright? Let's go to my apartment since Hyukjae and Donghae are going out now 😏

🐢: Yeah, let's go.

🐧:

🐧: (Am I imagining it or does my love Jongwoon seem angry at me?)

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Meanwhile…

🍒: Aish, why did those kids taking so long to buy dinner ingredients? 🤦