Private chat: Joongie and Prince Charming

Joongie: hey seonghwa

Joongie: hwa

Joongie: h

Joongie: PARK SEONGHWA

Joongie: wifey

Joongie: .....prince

Prince Charming: you called

Joongie: you

Prince Charming: you want to 

Joongie: hkfkckxkc

Joongie: anyways

Joongie: and btw you are WRONG

Joongie: i was thinking that we need to have a family get-together

Joongie: me, you and all my kids

Prince Charming: what if they hate each other

Joongie: yeosang and wooyoung already do but theyre also like

Joongie: best friends

Prince Charming: true

Prince Charming: hey what about that hairstylist you adopted

Joongie: oh yeah Sannie! What about him? 

Prince Charming: idk what's he like

Joongie: super young, soft, dimpled, really sweet, ray of sunshine, works a night job as a stripper, smiles constantly, really cute idk

Prince Charming: what was that middle one

Joongie: ray of sunshine

Prince Charming: 'works a night job as a stripper' 

Joongie: oh yeah

Joongie: um

Joongie: the kids dont gotta know that part

Joongie: hes not exactly a stripper just a dancer but like.... 

Prince Charming: exotic? 

Joongie: isnt that a kpop group

Prince Charming: no you

Joongie: you want to 

Prince Charming: .......

Prince Charming: ok i walked right into that one didn't i 

Prince Charming: BUT let's not change the subject. When you say young how young do you mean

Joongie: 19

Prince Charming: damn

Prince Charming: poor boy's just a baby

Joongie: yeah 

Joongie: i felt bad for him and he was really nice and cute so i adopted him

Prince Charming: am i cute

Joongie: yes

Joongie: also very hot

Joongie: i've never seen San dance so in my head he's innocence personified

Prince Charming: lmao i doubt it

Joongie: hush don't

private chat: Sanshine and Crusty Hair

Crusty Hair: um

Crusty Hair: Seonghwa knows

Sanshine: wELP

Sanshine: oh well 

Sanshine: he can do what he likes with the information given

Sanshine: my jobs both anyway

Sanshine: haha yeah

Sanshine: i love being poor

Sanshine: it's exhilarating

Sanshine: 'hey, you can't afford that' thats whats so funny Karen! I already knew that! 

Crusty Hair: how drunk are you

Sanshine: 6th cup of highly caffeinated bean juice

Crusty Hair: coffee you uncultered

Sanshine: coffee is a cute word

Sanshine: so is egg

Sanshine: pick me up I'm dying the caffeine is destroying me

Crusty Hair: be there in a sec

Sanshine: get me food

Crusty Hair: like what

Sanshine: idc McDonalds

Crusty Hair: ok

Ok so there it was- San is the stripper, poor boy...