The Seongjoong plan

This house is a fcking nightmare

Everyone except the idiots

Mean Girls: and btw you looked rlly cute today 

The Boss Baby: aw thanks

The Incredibles: when do i not

Mean Girls: oh  

Mean Girls: this is the group chat

LaLa Land: dELETE IT 

Mean Girls deleted a message

 

Private chat: Joongie and Prince Charming

Prince Charming: too late, they saw

Prince Charming: you do look cute though

Joongie: hsifkvkxkgk thank you

 

Everyone except the idiots

The Incredibles: .....so are you two together

Mean Girls: NO

LaLa Land: we are NOT

The Boss Baby: WHY NOT

LaLa Land: ...

Mean Girls: um 

The Incredibles: see! 

The Incredibles: you can't even think of a good reason! 

The Incredibles: ugh

The Incredibles has logged off

 

 

YEOSANG has logged on

YEOSANG created a chat

YEOSANG added WOOYOUNG, MINGI, YUNHO, and SAN

YEOSANG named the chat Mission: Get Seongjoong to kiss

YEOSANG changed their name to Mission Leader

Mission Leader: chat name speaks for itself

MINGI: what's a seongjoong

WOOYOUNG: Seonghwa + Hongjoong

MINGI: oh

YUNHO: where's Jongho

Mission Leader: he would tell Hongjoong if we let him know

YUNHO: ah i see

Mission Leader changed WOOYOUNG's name to Why

Mission Leader changed YUNHO's name to Puppy

Mission Leader changed MINGI's name to Colossal

Mission Leader changed SAN's name to Snippity Snippity

Snippity Snippity: oh no

Snippity Snippity: i cant do this

Mission Leader changed Snippity Snippity's name to Snakey

Mission Leader: better? 

Snakey: fine

Colossal : why 

Why: you called? 

Puppy: this is a mess

Mission Leader: anyways the plan

Why: what plan? 

Colossal : the Seongjoong plan,

Puppy: how do expect us to help

Mission Leader: i don't, really

Mission Leader: but i apparently can't do this without backup

Snakey: ok! What are you thinking of doing? 

Mission Leader: mistletoe. 

Why: .....no

Mission Leader: why not? 

Why: it isn't even the holidays yet? Its November

Mission Leader: *it's 

Why: fine, it's 

Snakey: we could just have another get-together with mistletoe

Mission Leader: actually, that could work

Puppy: why are we doing this? 

Colossal : i've been wondering that too

Mission Leader: because the between them is so heavy even jongho can't break it

Mission Leader: and he breaks everything

Why: holy that's a lot of tension

Snakey: yeah

Colossal : ok but please change my username

Mission Leader changed Colossal 's name to Itsy Bitsy Mingi

Itsy Bitsy Mingi: im taller than you

Mission Leader: i wasnt referring to your height

Snakey: eye-

Why: lmaooooo

Mission Leader: i was referring to your brain. get your little minds out of the gutter

Mission Leader: so family gathering. 

Puppy: misteltoe. 

Why: seonghwa and hongjoong

Snakey: kissing

Itsy Bitsy Mingi: mission accomplished

Mission Leader: ok, plan complete! I'm out of here. 

Snakey: same

Snakey: i have work

Puppy: its almost ten p.m ???? 

Why: he has a night job  

Puppy: what

Why: idk

Snakey: collecting the souls of the innocent

Snakey: just kidding

Snakey: .......

Snakey: ...unless? 

Snakey has left the chat

Why: wtf

 

 

Private chat: Wooyoung 💖 and Sannie

Wooyoung 💖: what was that

Sannie: muahahahaha

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Momnatahir336 #1
Chapter 1: Smog Mango OMG I am dying 🤣🤣🤣
Debbiekawai #2
Chapter 11: Please keep updating this, this is legit amazing!!!! XD
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Chapter 8: I love how you end each chapter with a random text between two members. Lol
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Chapter 7: I’m San LAMOOOOOOOOOOOOO also cause he’s my new brother and we share a birthday (but I’m not bragging about it!) and we share like 0.000000000000000000000.1 (at the end it’s pronounced as “point one” just fyi) of a brain cell
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#5
Chapter 6: “Mingi changed SAN’s name to Scissors snip snip” LMAOOOOOOOOO THIS IS SO FUNNY
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Chapter 5: YO THIS NEW CHAPTER IS GREAT
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I love how Yeosang is just ‘Yeetsang’ and Mingi is ‘Pringles’ XD