This house is a fcking nightmare

Description

Ho #1: Joong wtf is this

Real Dad: a place for us to talk about our feelings

Sunshine: um who are you

Mom: change my username

Ho #2: I literally barely know most of you and the rest I don't know at all

Real Dad: i'm uniting my family biatches 

Foreword

I wanted an Ateez chatfic, so I'm making one. 

 

Seonghwa- Mom

Hongjoong- Real Dad

Yeosang- Yeetsang

Yunho- Ho #1 

San- Sunshine

Mingi- Pringles

Wooyoung- KISSES FOR JIMIN OPPA 

Jongho- Ho #2 

 

 

 

Warnings: Mentioned ual content (one character is a stripper) swearing, alchohol

 

 

Author's Thoughts
Twentysixrabbits
so i'm sorry for legit d wording 🤡 i forgot about this story
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Momnatahir336 #1
Chapter 1: Smog Mango OMG I am dying 🤣🤣🤣
Debbiekawai #2
Chapter 11: Please keep updating this, this is legit amazing!!!! XD
tiny_smalltiny #3
Chapter 8: I love how you end each chapter with a random text between two members. Lol
tiny_smalltiny #4
Chapter 7: I’m San LAMOOOOOOOOOOOOO also cause he’s my new brother and we share a birthday (but I’m not bragging about it!) and we share like 0.000000000000000000000.1 (at the end it’s pronounced as “point one” just fyi) of a brain cell
tiny_smalltiny #5
Chapter 6: “Mingi changed SAN’s name to Scissors snip snip” LMAOOOOOOOOO THIS IS SO FUNNY
tiny_smalltiny #6
Chapter 5: YO THIS NEW CHAPTER IS GREAT
tiny_smalltiny #7
I love how Yeosang is just ‘Yeetsang’ and Mingi is ‘Pringles’ XD
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