Real Dad: wassup

Certified Hottie: i wanna say it SO bad

Real Dad: don't 

Real Dad: not in front of the children

Real Dad: anyways children whats up

The bestest boy: this

Certified Hottie: 'nOt in fRoNt oF tHe cHilDrEn' 

Real Dad: dammit

Soft: why are we here again

Real Dad: planning a get-together 

Sanshine: when

Real Dad: idk tomorrow night

Yeetsang: that soon? 

Soft: let's have a family sleepover

Pringles: yeah! 

The bestest boy: sounds fun

Sanshine: ..... I have work

Apple Killer: what kind of hair salon is open all night? 

Sanshine: not the salon dummy

Sanshine: i have 2 jobs

Apple Killer: oh so are you like a pizza delivery guy or something

Certified Hottie: lmao unfortunately no

Apple Killer: how do you know

Certified Hottie: i just do

Real Dad: i told him

Sanshine: and I told him because hes an idiot who wouldn't have figured it out

Sanshine: i drink gallons of coffee to stay awake otherwise i perform like

Soft: wdym perform

Sanshine: I mean

Sanshine: i give bad haircuts

Soft: .....ok

Sanshine: no really one time i shaved some lady entirely bald when she asked for 'an inch off'

Sanshine: her hair was down to her

Sanshine: i got rid of ALL of it

Sanshine: i was that tired

Real Dad: damn

Real Dad: anyway San does 4-7 tomorrow evening work

Sanshine: yep 

Sanshine: thats usually when i sleep but yeah sure

Real Dad: omg sorry

Real Dad: so when will work then

Sanshine: Fridays I dont work during the day

Real Dad: ok then 3-6 on Friday? 

Sanshine: sure

Certified Hottie: works for me

The bestest boy: yep

Yeetsang: im in i guess

Apple Killer: yeet

Soft: lezgeddit

Pringles: awesome sauce

Soft: mingi please

Soft: dont

Real Dad: mingi

Real Dad: don't

Pringles: why are you doing this to me

Pringles: im offended

Pringles: adios losers

Real Dad: bye

Friday finally came. 

Hongjoong had spent the last two hours in panic mode, rearranging everything from the furniture to the trash inside the trash can, while Seonghwa followed him around cleaning the mess he made, laughing at him, and trying to calm him down.

The first person to arrive was Wooyoung. He had brought a bowl of candy and a can of silly string, which Hongjoong thought was childish, but oh well. The kids would enjoy it. 

Mingi and Yunho were next, bickering and throwing popcorn at each other and alternating between hitting each other and holding hands. They attacked Hongjoong with popcorn and laughed when Seonghwa gave a wail of despair and began picking the popcorn up off of the floor. 

"Neat freaks are so fun to mess with," Mingi said cheerfully, but he helped Seonghwa clean. 

Jongho and Yeosang arrived next, yelling at each other and eating pretzels. They promptly introduced themselves to Mingi and Yunho and began fighting again. 

San arrived last. Hongjoong felt bad when he saw just how tired the hairstylist looked, but San greeted him with a smile and immediately went to steal candy, so Hongjoong figured he was all right. 

Wooyoung came up to Hongjoong after about five minutes and hissed, "you didn't tell me your new friend was gorgeous!" 

San marched up to Wooyoung about ten minutes later and announced loudly, "You were right. You are hot." 

Wooyoung's ears turned red, but he grinned and nodded. "I know. I am." 

"Me too!" San declared, and returned to stealing Wooyoung's candy. 

After the first hour, they began to get bored, and someone suggested a game of Never Have I Ever. Jongho made some 'never' and 'i have' signs 'so they could do it the fun way,' and they all sat in a circle and started from Mingi. 

"Ok. Never have I ever gotten drunk," Mingi said cheerfully. 

Hongjoong and Seonghwa had. They were the only ones. 

It was Yunho's turn next. "Never have I ever been hit on in public." 

San, Wooyoung, Yeosang and Seonghwa immediately raised i have. Hongjoong was a little slower. No one else apparently had. 

"Never have I ever kissed someone i didn't like," Wooyoung said. 

San and Seonghwa raised i have instantly. After a moment, Yunho joined. 

"Never have I ever kissed a girl," Jongho said on his turn. 

There was a silence in which only Jongho had raised i have. Then Yunho, Mingi and Seonghwa raised it as well. Yeosang finally raised his, making him the last. 

"Hilarious," Wooyoung said. 

"Never have I ever been to a club!" Yeosang said cheerfully. 

Hongjoong and San raised I have. Seonghwa followed seconds later. 

"Why you?" Yunho asked San. 

San shrugged. "I don't know. Never have I ever had a crush on someone here right now." 

Wooyoung shrieked with laughter as the entire group raised i have. 

"I have a crush on you," San told him. 

"Oh same. I mean. I have one on you too. Not on me. But damn, I am hot. So I think if I was someone else I'd have a crush on me too." 

"Dump him, San, you deserve better," Yeosang said. 

"Hey!" Wooyoung slapped him. 

Hongjoong watched them with a strange feeling in his chest. He wondered who, out of everyone here, his crush liked. 

"Hey, are you okay?" 

Seonghwa's voice snapped Hongjoong back to the present. "What? Yeah. Just spaced out for a second." 

"Okay." Seonghwa flashed a smile and Hongjoong's heartbeat sped up again. Damn, he really was screwed. 

Private chat: Cutie 💗💗💗 and Hot mystery boy

Hot mystery boy: go out with me

Cutie 💗💗💗: San that's not how you ask people out

Hot mystery boy: wooyoungie please go out with me

Cutie 💗💗💗: much better

Cutie 💗💗💗: and yes i will

Hot mystery boy: AGZJGLFLSK

Hot mystery boy: i mean

Hot mystery boy: cool cool

Cutie 💗💗💗: have you ever done this before

Hot mystery boy: with someone i actually liked? Nope

Hot mystery boy: i did it all the time while i was in the closet

Cutie 💗💗💗: what are dates in the closet like

Hot mystery boy: unpleasant

Cutie 💗💗💗: i can imagine

Cutie 💗💗💗: not a lot of space im guessing

Cutie 💗💗💗: unless of course it's a walk-in closet

Hot mystery boy: of course it was

Hot mystery boy: i needed space to lie down and cry

Cutie 💗💗💗: lmao relatable

private chat: Pringles and Soft

Pringles: buy me grapes